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206 CURIOUS ADVERTISEMENTS OF THE
Corresponding—Lads*—Remember Judas:—And the
Year 80! Last Monday Morning, at Seven o'Clock, Doctor
Merryman, of Queen Street, May-fair, presented Elizabeth,
the Wife of Martin Van Butchell, with her Fifth fine Boy,
at his House in Mount-street, Grosvenor-square, and—•
they—all—are—well. Post Masters General for Ten
Thousand Pounds (—We mean Gentlemen’s—Not a Penny
less—) I will soon construct—Such Mail-Coach-Perch
Bolts as shall never break!
Tender—hearted—Man. User of the Knife,—would’st
thou cut thy Wife ? (—Unless two* were by ? Fearing her
might die?—) Is—not—Blood—-the Life?
* Alluding to the regular mode of eminent Surgeons,
who seldom cut for Fistula and Piles, but in the presence
of their assistants because, a few patients have died un-
der the operation, and a few more have died, some days
after the day of cutting. Not so our Author:—Mais tout
au contraire. If the Empress of Russia,—the Emperor
of Germany,—-the King of Prussia,—an Immaculate,—
or the Pope of Rome; were sorely smitten—with bad
Fistulas and tormenting Piles,-visited Martin to be
made quite whole: Without Conf nement,—Fomentation,—
Risk,—Injection,—Poultice,—Caustic,—or Cutting: bring-
ing two per Cent, of Five Years Profit. Less is not his
fee. Nor would he suffer a third person to be in the room.
Not wanting help,—he won’t be hinder’d ; by half-witted
spies ; slavish informers: nor sad alarmists. All his patients
live : and—Jehovah—praise.
To the Editor—-of a Morning paper.-Ego-
secundus. Of God every man—hath hrsproper gift: glory
be to him—that mine is healing: (—Not iniraculous,—nor
by Satan’s aid) being vigilant—while gay lads gamed
at the tennis court,-—-I found it in Schools Anatomical.-
Fistulae
Corresponding—Lads*—Remember Judas:—And the
Year 80! Last Monday Morning, at Seven o'Clock, Doctor
Merryman, of Queen Street, May-fair, presented Elizabeth,
the Wife of Martin Van Butchell, with her Fifth fine Boy,
at his House in Mount-street, Grosvenor-square, and—•
they—all—are—well. Post Masters General for Ten
Thousand Pounds (—We mean Gentlemen’s—Not a Penny
less—) I will soon construct—Such Mail-Coach-Perch
Bolts as shall never break!
Tender—hearted—Man. User of the Knife,—would’st
thou cut thy Wife ? (—Unless two* were by ? Fearing her
might die?—) Is—not—Blood—-the Life?
* Alluding to the regular mode of eminent Surgeons,
who seldom cut for Fistula and Piles, but in the presence
of their assistants because, a few patients have died un-
der the operation, and a few more have died, some days
after the day of cutting. Not so our Author:—Mais tout
au contraire. If the Empress of Russia,—the Emperor
of Germany,—-the King of Prussia,—an Immaculate,—
or the Pope of Rome; were sorely smitten—with bad
Fistulas and tormenting Piles,-visited Martin to be
made quite whole: Without Conf nement,—Fomentation,—
Risk,—Injection,—Poultice,—Caustic,—or Cutting: bring-
ing two per Cent, of Five Years Profit. Less is not his
fee. Nor would he suffer a third person to be in the room.
Not wanting help,—he won’t be hinder’d ; by half-witted
spies ; slavish informers: nor sad alarmists. All his patients
live : and—Jehovah—praise.
To the Editor—-of a Morning paper.-Ego-
secundus. Of God every man—hath hrsproper gift: glory
be to him—that mine is healing: (—Not iniraculous,—nor
by Satan’s aid) being vigilant—while gay lads gamed
at the tennis court,-—-I found it in Schools Anatomical.-
Fistulae