DOI issue:
Punch’s Almanack for 1849
DOI Page / Citation link:https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.17038#0004
THE TRAFALGAR REVOLUTION.
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THE SWELL MOBSMAN'S ALMANACK.
January.—Seating in Parka. Good
eggscuse for tumblin against elderly
coves, wich, if your 'and is found in
their pockits, vy, 'ow can you help it ?
Also, ven gents break thro' into Ser-
pentine, pockits must be turned out
or they '11 never drie.
February. — Queen opens Par-
liment. Nuffin to be done in the
line ; but pickins a goin' in and out of
Park. N.B. Forennersain'tnogood ;
their chains mostly mosaic, and their
fogies fetches next to nothin'. Rowdy
ain't to bo expected.
March. - In " vindy and dusty
veather, keep to thoroughfares. A deal
to be done in ridicule and ticker line,
as ladies is a keepin' dresses down, and
old coves oldin hats on. Also busses
veil rilled this month, and may be
recommended.
April, Greenwich Fair 'ad a
carakter; hut, speakin* from eggs-
perience, the rix is more than its
vorth, bavin* myself had three months
at Brixun for sixpennuth coppers, a
key, two thimbuls, and some ginger-
bred
May. — Plant about Exeter 'All.
Take old ladies on way to 'All, as they
generally hempties into the plate. The
vite chokers may be fingured on their
vay 'ome, as they mostly brings hoffa
pockitfuU.
Junk. — Ilepsom, in course, lias-
cot, and the other races. Beginners
'ad better vork on the ropes, as carridge
business requires fashunabul exterior
and hassurance. Plate may be nabbed
heasy, as tigers not so sharp after
luncheon.
July.— Attend 'Logical Gardings
regular on Sundays, and fashunabul
places of worship. Prayer books is
a drug. Hevening parties attended,
and principal theatres, tho' since
they've got so low, nothin' vorth
speakin' of to be done there. Young
'iinds may be put on, as business tho'
triflin' is safe.
August.—Nobilaty begins to leave
town. Steamboats in good order this
month, 'specially Sundays. Beginners
should remember, if cotched may be
ducked.
September.— Waterin' places, if
no objeckshun to travel. If equainted
with forin languages, somethin' con-
siderable may be done in sea-goin'
steamers, as coves, ven sick, takes no
notice whose 'and is in their pockits.
Octobkr.—A werry dull month in
London, and the Prowinces may be
VUrked with advantage. Railway
stashuns 'olds out good prospect for
sharp "ands, as there is a deal comin'
and goin' about this time, and werry
slack look-out kept.
November.—Pr'aps the best month
for the old 'uns, which, remember wen
you've eased a cove in a fogg. never
cut away in an 'urry, or crushers stops
you. Lord Mare's Show used to be
good, but don't draw the crowds it did
some yeres ago.
December.—You may keep your
'and in about Pantomime time ; but
werry little money in pepul's pockits
this month, by reason of Crismas bills.
liyattendin" to the abov', the young
famiy man will be able to support
hisself in desency and comfort.
MARCH XXXI. DA Yd. 1
Al'RIL XXX.
DAYS.
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THE SWELL MOBSMAN'S ALMANACK.
January.—Seating in Parka. Good
eggscuse for tumblin against elderly
coves, wich, if your 'and is found in
their pockits, vy, 'ow can you help it ?
Also, ven gents break thro' into Ser-
pentine, pockits must be turned out
or they '11 never drie.
February. — Queen opens Par-
liment. Nuffin to be done in the
line ; but pickins a goin' in and out of
Park. N.B. Forennersain'tnogood ;
their chains mostly mosaic, and their
fogies fetches next to nothin'. Rowdy
ain't to bo expected.
March. - In " vindy and dusty
veather, keep to thoroughfares. A deal
to be done in ridicule and ticker line,
as ladies is a keepin' dresses down, and
old coves oldin hats on. Also busses
veil rilled this month, and may be
recommended.
April, Greenwich Fair 'ad a
carakter; hut, speakin* from eggs-
perience, the rix is more than its
vorth, bavin* myself had three months
at Brixun for sixpennuth coppers, a
key, two thimbuls, and some ginger-
bred
May. — Plant about Exeter 'All.
Take old ladies on way to 'All, as they
generally hempties into the plate. The
vite chokers may be fingured on their
vay 'ome, as they mostly brings hoffa
pockitfuU.
Junk. — Ilepsom, in course, lias-
cot, and the other races. Beginners
'ad better vork on the ropes, as carridge
business requires fashunabul exterior
and hassurance. Plate may be nabbed
heasy, as tigers not so sharp after
luncheon.
July.— Attend 'Logical Gardings
regular on Sundays, and fashunabul
places of worship. Prayer books is
a drug. Hevening parties attended,
and principal theatres, tho' since
they've got so low, nothin' vorth
speakin' of to be done there. Young
'iinds may be put on, as business tho'
triflin' is safe.
August.—Nobilaty begins to leave
town. Steamboats in good order this
month, 'specially Sundays. Beginners
should remember, if cotched may be
ducked.
September.— Waterin' places, if
no objeckshun to travel. If equainted
with forin languages, somethin' con-
siderable may be done in sea-goin'
steamers, as coves, ven sick, takes no
notice whose 'and is in their pockits.
Octobkr.—A werry dull month in
London, and the Prowinces may be
VUrked with advantage. Railway
stashuns 'olds out good prospect for
sharp "ands, as there is a deal comin'
and goin' about this time, and werry
slack look-out kept.
November.—Pr'aps the best month
for the old 'uns, which, remember wen
you've eased a cove in a fogg. never
cut away in an 'urry, or crushers stops
you. Lord Mare's Show used to be
good, but don't draw the crowds it did
some yeres ago.
December.—You may keep your
'and in about Pantomime time ; but
werry little money in pepul's pockits
this month, by reason of Crismas bills.
liyattendin" to the abov', the young
famiy man will be able to support
hisself in desency and comfort.