DOI issue:
Punch’s Almanack for 1851
DOI Page / Citation link:https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.17040#0010
BALLOONING.
SEPTEMBER___ OCTOBER.
In September Saturn will be stationary, /--". -'"y ^ ^|r.~_._xY(\, v | prophetic whispers
and being stationary, we ought perhaps to write y.-^ZZJ^p^^,^ n) v .^^rrH.V Y\ \- prophetic whispers.
upon him , but we have really nothing to say. --:::=^^^j(Ni^ , j ) , /// . ! When Drary-Lane opens for the Legit i-
Turn out hogs to gather acorns, but take ^^=^=^^'Jj^±=r^==^_~\ f(fr/h% \ KZjCA mate Drama—tften may be expected a great
rare there are acorns to gather, for if the hog cSb:-^"-----^h5?====^C^=^-s^J\M hi————X^\T\i^ P festival of the Early Closing Association.
is simply oahsed, he may pine away, and there __—^===3^- c: "fe\\W-K» Wgisg^ When England is invaded bv the French
will be no saving his bacon. _. ■ ■ ■ J^^C=^^^M.^^^ then ladies need no longer smuggle.
FALLACIES OF THE FEMALE ^^^S^-^^'^^^^^^^i^^MJ /W/^m ^ A Hint from Hats.—It may be considered
FACULTY ^^^^^■^'"^£~T~M{ vSfM /1 ^-^g^^^Scs5r^EM=5 a sign of the times that the wide-awake is
^^S^^^^^^^^^^^^^=^=^^^^^lif^^M^' ^\PgJ 1 /W#^^^^-=E~53==^ superseding the nap.
That every omnibus runs to the Bank ^^^^aSI^^^=^|^GI^)fflW/ iSs^^^P5^ Land-Measure foe 'Squires.-How many
Thai anything?is^ood1 ^flon Vs^tS ht ^gljllMp1^^ ^ W'/^^^S^^^^^^M Cl0ds make 0ne ^se-acre ?
" a bargain." "Z^, ^ijjSggBfi^rr^t I ]M%QjzL<' y^^V^^^V^'^^^Sv ^^s^k*" A Time-Honourf.d Institution.—There
That" children are indispensable for the ^"Tf/^^S* //f'^o*/^^^^ffi^^^^j^^^^lM^^^ ^Ai-tiP* ' now appears to be no question that the judicial
proper enjoyment of a dessert. 'V'Jr' /, W^V'' ,l1 /f /^f^(j>*w(?:^^^^^^f5^^' process among the ancient Hebrews, was
That so long as the music of a song is heard, \ W/kj 1 ~'-^=^F~'=:ri~ trial by Jewry,
the. words are quite unnecessary. .—-V U/( f X'%am^\/'v^^'i^y^Mln^VA-^^^ -^^i^ Kiddle for the Future Wives op En-o-
That no journey is properly carried out, ex- r \Nb- tt\ ,W$^WH\l W^Gl^\l'~ it. land.—The Mediterranean never ebbs ; and
cepting with an immense quantity of luggage. LVa^' • 'T'V-fwjiwfex^^y^v*^^/ IiSTO^TlP^ sMZF&ir\ f ' wlly are 70U like u if y°ur stockings have
That it is necessary to defer the meaning of Y'Ji/ih. wMY MW ■>■' '^^S^y^^SA^'A\^'!^^ ^ holes in them ? Because you are un-tidy.
* if she is in J* i Great Theatrical E^^urf^
the habit of going down into the kitchen. ^^W^O W»^^JM^^^^^//^ I /f/^Y ! l,,erfo"na"ce of at Hayma.ket
Thatitis!prS>f of gentility to affect not to : ^>^- fP^^^^g^.. , /// /l//MJJ^^~ I iL'l t ™? f^tL^ f^^w^.w
forSerf °° ™ " /<T nrf/fc I '/i^M/PWL^^ ! -«r a pint of Beer in the prompter>s-box.
That hysterics are the best argument for /f^^Mtf LvK Ik. s//lf %Cfnv^\\{ij^B^''l^a^^^^^. I The Acme of Penetration. — Finding
bringing a person round to the lady's way of / / jST A /T///IfoS^ ft /vW/»/ '*?^^Efe5^B|PgP?-- ^ ~— your way into a Scotchman's cellar,
thinking. -^fprrr [jy /,A mmJ!tt^'!^/f7BSBmW «4s|=g:?=' Query for Aeronauts—Suppose a man
. rhat no well-bred mother ought to put foot "Z^iTIZp—^ ^sa<-^ VJV ,Ay /^-i s "^'MT - bound over to keep the peace goes up in a
in the nursery._ --^ *'//'//"'ZT" > balloon, does he not forfeit his security?
• '^r^T^i.-*^<V ,^cv ^-' -^iff^^7^^^ Agricultural Stock and Shares.—Live
Note for Aeronauts.—Take care that the '^T^^n.'Zy^SfaU^j'" Sv^r7^^^^-5^ —^~~T^ stock, dead stuck, and plough-shares.
2™"°' your aerial voyage are good- -^^^^^^^±=\lj^^^~ 7*^' - °_ Fact for Milk-Drinkers.—The consump-
' p V: ITi" -S tT« ^"t.thing that can ^S^^^^^^^^^^^^T--- tion of tea and coffee in London does not
happen to people in a balloon is to fall out. ^^-^S^^ST^~IBaS^rL. '-' : a,ipear to have fallen off lately; and yet the
Simplicity.—A good young man from the ! ; population of the metropolis have taken a good
country, bearing of Tattersall's for the first i I deal of chalk 61 late.
time, inquires if " it is a ragged school." <}n the First of september Mr. Briggs tries his Shootino Pokt. Teaching the Young Idea How to
A Battue in November—Bad Sport.— ! Shoot—Put a percussion cap on a child's
General firing and all mist. hand, and bid him mind his primer
" FIVE MINUTES
If a young lady says she will he ready > It f The whole afternoon, or whole morning
In five minutes, |n,Mn5 1 as the case may be-
as the case may be.
Half an hour, at t
If an old gen'icruan in spectacles says „ As long as you have the patience to
you shall haT<? the newspaper in five -wait.
If an omnibus says it is going to start „ Half an hour, at the very least,
in five minutes, '
minutes.
In case of an appointment, when a person \ It f (Impossible to calculate, as no person
says he "will be back in less than five]""*'"" \ was ever known to wait longer than an
minutes," hour.)
In case of chambers, when a barrister . (The same uncertainty as above. _ If the
writes up outside his door the same in- placard likewise says, " Gone to Dinner,
timation, it is more prudent not to wait at all.)
In the case of an nmbrella, that is bor- ,, Doomsday
rowed "just for five minutes,"
SEPTEMBER___ OCTOBER.
In September Saturn will be stationary, /--". -'"y ^ ^|r.~_._xY(\, v | prophetic whispers
and being stationary, we ought perhaps to write y.-^ZZJ^p^^,^ n) v .^^rrH.V Y\ \- prophetic whispers.
upon him , but we have really nothing to say. --:::=^^^j(Ni^ , j ) , /// . ! When Drary-Lane opens for the Legit i-
Turn out hogs to gather acorns, but take ^^=^=^^'Jj^±=r^==^_~\ f(fr/h% \ KZjCA mate Drama—tften may be expected a great
rare there are acorns to gather, for if the hog cSb:-^"-----^h5?====^C^=^-s^J\M hi————X^\T\i^ P festival of the Early Closing Association.
is simply oahsed, he may pine away, and there __—^===3^- c: "fe\\W-K» Wgisg^ When England is invaded bv the French
will be no saving his bacon. _. ■ ■ ■ J^^C=^^^M.^^^ then ladies need no longer smuggle.
FALLACIES OF THE FEMALE ^^^S^-^^'^^^^^^^i^^MJ /W/^m ^ A Hint from Hats.—It may be considered
FACULTY ^^^^^■^'"^£~T~M{ vSfM /1 ^-^g^^^Scs5r^EM=5 a sign of the times that the wide-awake is
^^S^^^^^^^^^^^^^=^=^^^^^lif^^M^' ^\PgJ 1 /W#^^^^-=E~53==^ superseding the nap.
That every omnibus runs to the Bank ^^^^aSI^^^=^|^GI^)fflW/ iSs^^^P5^ Land-Measure foe 'Squires.-How many
Thai anything?is^ood1 ^flon Vs^tS ht ^gljllMp1^^ ^ W'/^^^S^^^^^^M Cl0ds make 0ne ^se-acre ?
" a bargain." "Z^, ^ijjSggBfi^rr^t I ]M%QjzL<' y^^V^^^V^'^^^Sv ^^s^k*" A Time-Honourf.d Institution.—There
That" children are indispensable for the ^"Tf/^^S* //f'^o*/^^^^ffi^^^^j^^^^lM^^^ ^Ai-tiP* ' now appears to be no question that the judicial
proper enjoyment of a dessert. 'V'Jr' /, W^V'' ,l1 /f /^f^(j>*w(?:^^^^^^f5^^' process among the ancient Hebrews, was
That so long as the music of a song is heard, \ W/kj 1 ~'-^=^F~'=:ri~ trial by Jewry,
the. words are quite unnecessary. .—-V U/( f X'%am^\/'v^^'i^y^Mln^VA-^^^ -^^i^ Kiddle for the Future Wives op En-o-
That no journey is properly carried out, ex- r \Nb- tt\ ,W$^WH\l W^Gl^\l'~ it. land.—The Mediterranean never ebbs ; and
cepting with an immense quantity of luggage. LVa^' • 'T'V-fwjiwfex^^y^v*^^/ IiSTO^TlP^ sMZF&ir\ f ' wlly are 70U like u if y°ur stockings have
That it is necessary to defer the meaning of Y'Ji/ih. wMY MW ■>■' '^^S^y^^SA^'A\^'!^^ ^ holes in them ? Because you are un-tidy.
* if she is in J* i Great Theatrical E^^urf^
the habit of going down into the kitchen. ^^W^O W»^^JM^^^^^//^ I /f/^Y ! l,,erfo"na"ce of at Hayma.ket
Thatitis!prS>f of gentility to affect not to : ^>^- fP^^^^g^.. , /// /l//MJJ^^~ I iL'l t ™? f^tL^ f^^w^.w
forSerf °° ™ " /<T nrf/fc I '/i^M/PWL^^ ! -«r a pint of Beer in the prompter>s-box.
That hysterics are the best argument for /f^^Mtf LvK Ik. s//lf %Cfnv^\\{ij^B^''l^a^^^^^. I The Acme of Penetration. — Finding
bringing a person round to the lady's way of / / jST A /T///IfoS^ ft /vW/»/ '*?^^Efe5^B|PgP?-- ^ ~— your way into a Scotchman's cellar,
thinking. -^fprrr [jy /,A mmJ!tt^'!^/f7BSBmW «4s|=g:?=' Query for Aeronauts—Suppose a man
. rhat no well-bred mother ought to put foot "Z^iTIZp—^ ^sa<-^ VJV ,Ay /^-i s "^'MT - bound over to keep the peace goes up in a
in the nursery._ --^ *'//'//"'ZT" > balloon, does he not forfeit his security?
• '^r^T^i.-*^<V ,^cv ^-' -^iff^^7^^^ Agricultural Stock and Shares.—Live
Note for Aeronauts.—Take care that the '^T^^n.'Zy^SfaU^j'" Sv^r7^^^^-5^ —^~~T^ stock, dead stuck, and plough-shares.
2™"°' your aerial voyage are good- -^^^^^^^±=\lj^^^~ 7*^' - °_ Fact for Milk-Drinkers.—The consump-
' p V: ITi" -S tT« ^"t.thing that can ^S^^^^^^^^^^^^T--- tion of tea and coffee in London does not
happen to people in a balloon is to fall out. ^^-^S^^ST^~IBaS^rL. '-' : a,ipear to have fallen off lately; and yet the
Simplicity.—A good young man from the ! ; population of the metropolis have taken a good
country, bearing of Tattersall's for the first i I deal of chalk 61 late.
time, inquires if " it is a ragged school." <}n the First of september Mr. Briggs tries his Shootino Pokt. Teaching the Young Idea How to
A Battue in November—Bad Sport.— ! Shoot—Put a percussion cap on a child's
General firing and all mist. hand, and bid him mind his primer
" FIVE MINUTES
If a young lady says she will he ready > It f The whole afternoon, or whole morning
In five minutes, |n,Mn5 1 as the case may be-
as the case may be.
Half an hour, at t
If an old gen'icruan in spectacles says „ As long as you have the patience to
you shall haT<? the newspaper in five -wait.
If an omnibus says it is going to start „ Half an hour, at the very least,
in five minutes, '
minutes.
In case of an appointment, when a person \ It f (Impossible to calculate, as no person
says he "will be back in less than five]""*'"" \ was ever known to wait longer than an
minutes," hour.)
In case of chambers, when a barrister . (The same uncertainty as above. _ If the
writes up outside his door the same in- placard likewise says, " Gone to Dinner,
timation, it is more prudent not to wait at all.)
In the case of an nmbrella, that is bor- ,, Doomsday
rowed "just for five minutes,"