DOI Heft:
Punch’s Almanack for 1852
DOI Seite / Zitierlink: https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.17041#0012
» g Classical Sports and Pastikes.—Young ladies should be informed that the
"° » Elgin M*rbles formed no part of the Olympic Games.
g Moral of the Mistletoe.—If you print a kiss—don't publish it.
.0 ° Excess of C aution.—An elderly single gentleman, travelling by railway, objected
a "3 to go in the same carriage with his sister-in-law's wet nurse, for fear of catching cold.
Travelling Extraordinary.—On Christmas-day an Alderman of the City of £ I
London having eaten his beef at Clapham, walks in less than five minutes' time — g,
into Turkey! a
Theatrical.—Two eminent Actors, one of a past age, the other living, make one Jq £
mountebank. How do you make that out? Harley-Quin. ^ ?
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3 o -3 0 Real Prize Beef.—The biggest joint, given to the poorest and the best deserving Table Talk.—An old gentleman with a keen palate, but without a musical ear, | *> o
a 3.3 S 0 Jour neiSnDour3- declares that he derives no pleasure whatever from any sound except the sound of 6*3 g j
3"3 § JS ™HB Mobal of Roasted Chestnuts.—It is with men who bluster even as with the cod-fish. g g S ■*
■<S "3 chestnuts,—the closer you cut them, the less they bounce. What is Dog's-Nose?—The nose of a dog, very caressing over-night; but apt S^^M
a.o'g Base Ingratitude.—How seldom it is that anyb >dy ever returns a wed ding favour to bite very hard in the morning. Cavecancml
"° » Elgin M*rbles formed no part of the Olympic Games.
g Moral of the Mistletoe.—If you print a kiss—don't publish it.
.0 ° Excess of C aution.—An elderly single gentleman, travelling by railway, objected
a "3 to go in the same carriage with his sister-in-law's wet nurse, for fear of catching cold.
Travelling Extraordinary.—On Christmas-day an Alderman of the City of £ I
London having eaten his beef at Clapham, walks in less than five minutes' time — g,
into Turkey! a
Theatrical.—Two eminent Actors, one of a past age, the other living, make one Jq £
mountebank. How do you make that out? Harley-Quin. ^ ?
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u 0! _.
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3 o -3 0 Real Prize Beef.—The biggest joint, given to the poorest and the best deserving Table Talk.—An old gentleman with a keen palate, but without a musical ear, | *> o
a 3.3 S 0 Jour neiSnDour3- declares that he derives no pleasure whatever from any sound except the sound of 6*3 g j
3"3 § JS ™HB Mobal of Roasted Chestnuts.—It is with men who bluster even as with the cod-fish. g g S ■*
■<S "3 chestnuts,—the closer you cut them, the less they bounce. What is Dog's-Nose?—The nose of a dog, very caressing over-night; but apt S^^M
a.o'g Base Ingratitude.—How seldom it is that anyb >dy ever returns a wed ding favour to bite very hard in the morning. Cavecancml