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Punch’s Almanack for 1867
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PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1807
‘ SPEECH IS SILVERN, SI&®‘
GOLDEN.”
The French have a good sayJ»£» m
polite nor deep, *
“Old Bogie lo*es nothing when
silence keep.” T
What a bles'iug for reporters 1 ^
readers it would t*e, aCb &
Were this suggestion followed by
tive M.P.
LITERARY NOTICE.
In the Press.—My Table-cloth.
The Two Aunts of the Butler. BY 1
of 'Hie S'X Sisters of the Valleys. R,lSs.
.- '• ■ “'q oi p
My Bale Companion.—a bottle <
-- j
Sentiment. — Champagne to our r e.£gp c
and advertised champagne to our
mies. p.
The commercial consonants, D- /
The financiering vowels, L
AMATEURS REHEARSING FOR A PRIVATE CIRCUS.
To Newly-Married People.—Don’t go to India: there is
so much “ tiffin ” there.
I Sentiment.—May we ne’er want a friend with a bottle to
| give us.
j To Homceopaths.—Never go to law, for de minimis non curat lex.
New Christian Name for our Girls.—Chignonette.
Mrs. Malaprop's Last.—Inviting her friends to P!
Cold Relation.
Proverb by our Butcher.—You must take the
the Thick:. ^
“ Natural ” Indignation.—When the dealer at
ace-king.
BUMBLEDOM’S BATH.
CALLISTHENIC COLLEGE FOR LADY MUSCULAR CHRISTIANS.
Somebody’s Sayings —Clubs ;<re the weapons of the uncivilised.
A husb nd is a savage who. if his wife threaten him with dining
off cold mutton, is brute enough to fly for protection to his club.
A Matter of Taste.—An ardent Entomologist lately fell in
love with a lady solely because of her beetle brows.
Sentiment.—May we always be more ready to publish the faults
of others than to correct our own.
In the Divorce Court.—The Man who was Tied to Time is now
Bent on a Separation.
A “ Medium” Pen.—What Spirits write with.
‘ SPEECH IS SILVERN, SI&®‘
GOLDEN.”
The French have a good sayJ»£» m
polite nor deep, *
“Old Bogie lo*es nothing when
silence keep.” T
What a bles'iug for reporters 1 ^
readers it would t*e, aCb &
Were this suggestion followed by
tive M.P.
LITERARY NOTICE.
In the Press.—My Table-cloth.
The Two Aunts of the Butler. BY 1
of 'Hie S'X Sisters of the Valleys. R,lSs.
.- '• ■ “'q oi p
My Bale Companion.—a bottle <
-- j
Sentiment. — Champagne to our r e.£gp c
and advertised champagne to our
mies. p.
The commercial consonants, D- /
The financiering vowels, L
AMATEURS REHEARSING FOR A PRIVATE CIRCUS.
To Newly-Married People.—Don’t go to India: there is
so much “ tiffin ” there.
I Sentiment.—May we ne’er want a friend with a bottle to
| give us.
j To Homceopaths.—Never go to law, for de minimis non curat lex.
New Christian Name for our Girls.—Chignonette.
Mrs. Malaprop's Last.—Inviting her friends to P!
Cold Relation.
Proverb by our Butcher.—You must take the
the Thick:. ^
“ Natural ” Indignation.—When the dealer at
ace-king.
BUMBLEDOM’S BATH.
CALLISTHENIC COLLEGE FOR LADY MUSCULAR CHRISTIANS.
Somebody’s Sayings —Clubs ;<re the weapons of the uncivilised.
A husb nd is a savage who. if his wife threaten him with dining
off cold mutton, is brute enough to fly for protection to his club.
A Matter of Taste.—An ardent Entomologist lately fell in
love with a lady solely because of her beetle brows.
Sentiment.—May we always be more ready to publish the faults
of others than to correct our own.
In the Divorce Court.—The Man who was Tied to Time is now
Bent on a Separation.
A “ Medium” Pen.—What Spirits write with.