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KS G0 TO WoBBLESWICK THIS AUTUMN, BECAUSE IT IS QUIET AND UNFREQUENTED. AND SO THEY FOUND IT. AND ON WET SUNDAYS THE ONLY COVERED

Conveyance they could get to take them to Church was the BATHING MACHINE !

, v ———r ucy give plain girls a

uas f 'cnicd the face, she often gives

INiTI0N8

All In the Trade.—Our Tobacconist, who has lately
retired to a little villa *n the outskirts, speaks of it—as his
Snuff-Box.

The Human Trinket.—“ And clasped him to her bo-
som : ”—see any Novel, Is it not rather derogatory to man
to be treated as an article of jewellery'!

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SHORT NOTES BY A PRO-
FESSIONAL ENGLISH
CRICKETER.

Prepared for a Lecture to the
French, Cricket Club.

Note 1.—Mossoos, it fo standy-
uppy devong your stumps—fay
stomps, comurenny ?—and prenny
ler bat don Lay mangs—voo un-
derconstumble, nez par?—Ay,
dong, ler Boler. Bowler, com-
prenny ? Aim at you with his
bal de crickay—cricket-ball, voo
voyay ?

Note 2.—Lorsker voo voyay a cove
a-goin’ in for your—pour votre
•meedle vtekay — middle wicket,
comprenny ? Regarday ay garday
vous like winkiog or out you
go—oo dayhor vous alley.

Note 3.—Lorsker ung bal de
crickay come at initre eye, com-
prenny?--af<emp<ay(coniprenny?)

try ” to catch him and put the
fellow who’s in out In your own
language, which you ’ll comprenny
betterer, attemptay vous der cashy
ler bal, ay metty le persong key ay
day dong dayhor.

BALLADS BY AN ECCEN-
TRIC.

The Cloud with a Penny-a- lining.
The Moon’s Blind Side.

Meet me in the Wa/igonette.

1 would I were a Walrus !
Beautiful Scar!

BEAUTIFUL FOR EVER !

Clara. “Oh, Laura! Look at Me! I’ve used all my ‘Immoveable Gypsy Tint,’ and there’s no More

to be Got in the Place! ”

The Debtor’s Paradise.—Cro-
diton.

“ Men who have Risen.”—
Aeronauts.