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Punch’s Almanack for 1871
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PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOK 1871
THE QUIP MODEST.
Host (Self-made Man). " I assure you, Brown, there isn't a Man as you've been dinin' with to-day as isn't wuth his Heighty or 'Und'erd TeousAN' Pound!!
Artist (awfully bored). " On don't apologise, I beg ! I don't mind 'em ! Indtffekent honest I dare say, some op 'em! Seem good judges of your Wise, iou
needn't tflt, 'em wk) T am. voti know! !" \Strolts into the Cmia. ^1^,^
sues
THE CENSUS (ARIfHMETICAX, PROGRESSION.) ,,
"What do you intend to be 'this' time, Maria? Last time, you were Thirty-'one,' and Thirty the time bejo
" Tell the truth, dear-Thirty-two. Heigho ! How time flies ! "_____---jH
THE QUIP MODEST.
Host (Self-made Man). " I assure you, Brown, there isn't a Man as you've been dinin' with to-day as isn't wuth his Heighty or 'Und'erd TeousAN' Pound!!
Artist (awfully bored). " On don't apologise, I beg ! I don't mind 'em ! Indtffekent honest I dare say, some op 'em! Seem good judges of your Wise, iou
needn't tflt, 'em wk) T am. voti know! !" \Strolts into the Cmia. ^1^,^
sues
THE CENSUS (ARIfHMETICAX, PROGRESSION.) ,,
"What do you intend to be 'this' time, Maria? Last time, you were Thirty-'one,' and Thirty the time bejo
" Tell the truth, dear-Thirty-two. Heigho ! How time flies ! "_____---jH