DOI Heft:
Punch's Almanack for 1877
DOI Seite / Zitierlink: https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.17768#0008
'December 14,1876.")
PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOE 1877.
SPIRITUALISM MADE USEFUL.
TV ho Knows P—What sized bowl is required to
drown care in ?
Proper Fare.—What would you expect to find on
a literary man's breakfast-table?—Bacon's Remains,
Final Memorials of Lamb, if in season, and Shelley
fragments.
The Most Unkindest Cut of All.—Presenting
an unfortunate who has invested his little all in Turkish
Bonds with a Porte-monnaie.
Caution to " Comical Dogs."—Remember how
many jokes may be classed under these two heads:—
1. Funny, but old ; 2. New, but not funny.
What ought to Go together.—A turnip watch
and an eighteen-carat gold chain.
Domestic.—It was a homely but pungent observa-
tion, on the part of a man of much experience and ob-
servation, that marriage without love was like tripe
without onions.
PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOE 1877.
SPIRITUALISM MADE USEFUL.
TV ho Knows P—What sized bowl is required to
drown care in ?
Proper Fare.—What would you expect to find on
a literary man's breakfast-table?—Bacon's Remains,
Final Memorials of Lamb, if in season, and Shelley
fragments.
The Most Unkindest Cut of All.—Presenting
an unfortunate who has invested his little all in Turkish
Bonds with a Porte-monnaie.
Caution to " Comical Dogs."—Remember how
many jokes may be classed under these two heads:—
1. Funny, but old ; 2. New, but not funny.
What ought to Go together.—A turnip watch
and an eighteen-carat gold chain.
Domestic.—It was a homely but pungent observa-
tion, on the part of a man of much experience and ob-
servation, that marriage without love was like tripe
without onions.