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DER NEUENHEIMEE.
But the wind was always failin',
And 'twas most onaisy sailin',
And the ladies in the cahin couldn't stand the stable air,
And the bastes betwuxt the hatches
They took and died in batches,
Till Noah said there's one of us as hasn't paid his fare.
For he heard a flusteration
'Mong the bastes of all creation,
The trumpetin' of elephants and bollowin' of whales ;
For he saw forninst the windy,
When he went to stop the shindy,
The Divil with a stable fork bediwilin' their tails.
Thin the Divil cursed outrageous,
But Noah said umbrageous—
" To what am I indebted for this tenant-right invasion ? "
Thin the Divil gave for answer,
" Evict me if you can sir,
I came in wid de donkey on your honour's invitation."
The Divil.
Criticism of the Neuenheimer.
After great hesitation, I have decided to publish this
ridiculous letter from a late member of the Army House.
■—The Editou.
Dear Sie,
May I be allowed to ask a few questions concerning the
" Neuenheimer," through the medium of that excellent
journal itself. First of all, I am given to understand that
No. 22 of this journal is a completely new and much improved
edition, under a new Editor and the careful supervision of
the School House head-master. Considering these advantages,
it is impossible to congratulate the Editor. There are no less
than ;i0 mistakes in spelling in 12 pages. Again may I be
DER NEUENHEIMEE.
But the wind was always failin',
And 'twas most onaisy sailin',
And the ladies in the cahin couldn't stand the stable air,
And the bastes betwuxt the hatches
They took and died in batches,
Till Noah said there's one of us as hasn't paid his fare.
For he heard a flusteration
'Mong the bastes of all creation,
The trumpetin' of elephants and bollowin' of whales ;
For he saw forninst the windy,
When he went to stop the shindy,
The Divil with a stable fork bediwilin' their tails.
Thin the Divil cursed outrageous,
But Noah said umbrageous—
" To what am I indebted for this tenant-right invasion ? "
Thin the Divil gave for answer,
" Evict me if you can sir,
I came in wid de donkey on your honour's invitation."
The Divil.
Criticism of the Neuenheimer.
After great hesitation, I have decided to publish this
ridiculous letter from a late member of the Army House.
■—The Editou.
Dear Sie,
May I be allowed to ask a few questions concerning the
" Neuenheimer," through the medium of that excellent
journal itself. First of all, I am given to understand that
No. 22 of this journal is a completely new and much improved
edition, under a new Editor and the careful supervision of
the School House head-master. Considering these advantages,
it is impossible to congratulate the Editor. There are no less
than ;i0 mistakes in spelling in 12 pages. Again may I be