DOI issue:
July to December, 1845
DOI Page / Citation link:https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.16541#0216
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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
tried it, and I very nearly wep myself as I thought of her bewtifle blue
i's. Why ham I always thinkin about, that gal? Sasiaty is sasiaty, it's
lors is irresistabl. Has a man of rank I cant marry a serving-made.
What would Cinqbar & Ballybunntox say ?
P.S.—I don't like the way that Cingbars has of borroing money, &
halways making me pay the bill. Seven pound six at the Shipp, Grin-
nidge, which I don't grudge it, fnr Derbyshire's brown Ock is the beet in
Urup ; nine pound three at the Trafflygar, and seventeen pound sixteen &
nioe at the Star & Garter, Richmond, with the Countess St. Emilion
& the Baroness Frontignac. Not one word of French could I speak,
and in consquince had nothink to do but to make myself halmost sick
with heating hices and desert, while the hothers were chattering &
parlyvooing.
" Ha ! I remember going to Grinnidge once with Mary Hann, when
we were more happy, (after a walk in the park, where we ad one gingy-
beer betwigst us,) more appy with tea and a simple srimp than with hall
this splender !"-
"tu quoque."-a managerial duett.
r
&n <&\b jpara.
ScT.iVE—Conciliation Hall.
'Connell. Who '11 buy the first flower
of the earth ? I want to sell Ire-
land.
Mob. Never, never !
O'Connell. 1 tell you I will. Going
—going. Who bids for the first gem
of the sea ?
Mob. Murder ! Sure you '11 never
do it ?
O'Connell. I say I will. Ireland,
with her skies so blue—her rivers so
bright—her mountains so high, and
her valleys so low ? Ireland, with
her boys so brave—and her women | He ,g a fool} y'oa're a
all so beautiful. Going — going!
Who bids for Ould Ireland ?
Mob. Liberator, darlint—you don't mane it ?
O'Connell. What spalpeen says I don't mane it ? I tell you I '11
soil Ireland to Bobbv Peel—
Mob. {In convulsions of grief.) Och ! Och ! Och !
O'Connell. I'll sell Ireland, and I'll sell all of you—and do you
Bunn. You ark i confoundf.d—&c, &c, &c, Sir.
Maddox. Ann you are the grratest — &c, &c, &c, Sih.
mr. m.
I've the music of the ballet,
I from Paris brought it o'er.
mr. b.
Pooh ! you know it does not tally
With the notes of Adam's score.
mr. m.
I've a letter from the buyer
Of the copyright to show.
mr. b.
mr. m.
What you are the public know.
Second Couplet.
mr. u.
With concern so small and seedy
Who'd have anything to do :
mr. m.
You've got Harley, I've Macready ;
Which is minor of the two 1
mr b.
As an operatic poet
I 'in alone, 'tis very plain—
mr. m.
You may be. before you know it,
All alone in Drury Lane.
Pretty Sport.
The Morning Herald, in the Supplement of Monday, mentions the
know the price I '11 sell you at ? I following ingenious method of killing time :—"Prince Albert, the Earl
Mob. In coorse not. ' 0F Hardwicke, Mr. G. E. Anson, Colonels Bowles and Greit, took
O'Connell. Why, the price is—and let the Queev put her hand in j the diversion of shooting yesterday forenoon."
her pocket and feel if she has so much money about her—the price !
is, and not a penny under—the price is Re-pale ! a railway from oxford to rome.
(.The Mob —for the hundredth time—taken by surprise, are in a paroxysm | We understand that a prospectus of this scheme (provisionally
of delight. They gice nine cheers for Repeal, the Liberator registered) will appear in a few days. The Pope, averse to railways in
looking on, and coolly thrusting hit tongue in his cheek.) : general, has given his heartiest concurrence to the project. The route
has already been marked out by some well-known tracts of late travellers.
COMFORT FOR THE QUEEN.
That beautiful Tom Noddy of the Press, the Morning Post, had
some delicious nonsense about the opening of the New Hall of
Lincoln's-Inn. Having moaned over "the depression" of which
monarchy " is now the sufferer," it still finds comfort in the hope
that, "if, again, high should rise the tide of insolence and sedition,"
and " even if palace and tower should go to the ground," why even
then, "in the Hall of Lincoln's-Inn, would—as did in the Spanish
mountains the Gothic Royalty of old"— [the parallel is very clear]—■
"the English Royalty find a; least a home." We shall never pass
gftibmisfments.
The Runaway Committee-IWen.
A great deal of inconvenience and anxiety having been occasioned by
several Provisional Directors running away from their lines in consequence
of the panic, an advertisement to the following effect is about to be inserted
in the Times, with the hope of bringing the runaways back again :—
l^1 R. S. and M. P. are earnestly entreated to return to their Railways.
-L • ah will bo forgotten very soon, and their deposits will be paid up for them by
their disconsolate attorneys, who are distracted at the loss.
Lincoln's-Inn Hall without, in our mind's eye, seeing an inscribed \ TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS A Director of sixteen Railways
. r. j A t j i- ■ u A i- ' has a Vacancy for a Pupil in the same line, who will be treated as one of the
bill in one of the windows — "Apartments ready furnished for
destitute Kings and Queens."
family. He will be provisioned and boarded at one of the Provisinnal Boards, directly
he is qualified to sit on a Committee. He must be able to sign, write his own name,
and willing to sign the names of other people. Premium not so much an object, if the
lad is sharp, and has no objection to wear faise whiskers.
Travellers' "Waiting-Room.
AN enterprising manager is about to build a theatre at Folkstone, for ! WANTS A SITUATION.—As GAME-KEEPER, a steady young
the amusement of the persons who are detained so many hours at the VV who has Jllst left hi= situation as a Railway Director, in consequence of
Custom House. The performances take place during the day, and the ! the panic casing a reduction in the Provisional Committee establishments. He,can
^ " „ , . . r . , , K , &. , f' , . i have a three weeks character from his last line, of which he was Deputy Chairman,
charges of admission are to be so much an hour. A change of pieces , He u up tQ eyery kind of gam6j and ha3 had a g(Wd deal of expcritace in looking ^
every packet. This theatre will also have the great advantage of receiving st for the last three months.
the French pieces half a day sooner than any of the London theatres,
-rangements have been m
cket, during its passage 1
opened under the patror
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
tried it, and I very nearly wep myself as I thought of her bewtifle blue
i's. Why ham I always thinkin about, that gal? Sasiaty is sasiaty, it's
lors is irresistabl. Has a man of rank I cant marry a serving-made.
What would Cinqbar & Ballybunntox say ?
P.S.—I don't like the way that Cingbars has of borroing money, &
halways making me pay the bill. Seven pound six at the Shipp, Grin-
nidge, which I don't grudge it, fnr Derbyshire's brown Ock is the beet in
Urup ; nine pound three at the Trafflygar, and seventeen pound sixteen &
nioe at the Star & Garter, Richmond, with the Countess St. Emilion
& the Baroness Frontignac. Not one word of French could I speak,
and in consquince had nothink to do but to make myself halmost sick
with heating hices and desert, while the hothers were chattering &
parlyvooing.
" Ha ! I remember going to Grinnidge once with Mary Hann, when
we were more happy, (after a walk in the park, where we ad one gingy-
beer betwigst us,) more appy with tea and a simple srimp than with hall
this splender !"-
"tu quoque."-a managerial duett.
r
&n <&\b jpara.
ScT.iVE—Conciliation Hall.
'Connell. Who '11 buy the first flower
of the earth ? I want to sell Ire-
land.
Mob. Never, never !
O'Connell. 1 tell you I will. Going
—going. Who bids for the first gem
of the sea ?
Mob. Murder ! Sure you '11 never
do it ?
O'Connell. I say I will. Ireland,
with her skies so blue—her rivers so
bright—her mountains so high, and
her valleys so low ? Ireland, with
her boys so brave—and her women | He ,g a fool} y'oa're a
all so beautiful. Going — going!
Who bids for Ould Ireland ?
Mob. Liberator, darlint—you don't mane it ?
O'Connell. What spalpeen says I don't mane it ? I tell you I '11
soil Ireland to Bobbv Peel—
Mob. {In convulsions of grief.) Och ! Och ! Och !
O'Connell. I'll sell Ireland, and I'll sell all of you—and do you
Bunn. You ark i confoundf.d—&c, &c, &c, Sir.
Maddox. Ann you are the grratest — &c, &c, &c, Sih.
mr. m.
I've the music of the ballet,
I from Paris brought it o'er.
mr. b.
Pooh ! you know it does not tally
With the notes of Adam's score.
mr. m.
I've a letter from the buyer
Of the copyright to show.
mr. b.
mr. m.
What you are the public know.
Second Couplet.
mr. u.
With concern so small and seedy
Who'd have anything to do :
mr. m.
You've got Harley, I've Macready ;
Which is minor of the two 1
mr b.
As an operatic poet
I 'in alone, 'tis very plain—
mr. m.
You may be. before you know it,
All alone in Drury Lane.
Pretty Sport.
The Morning Herald, in the Supplement of Monday, mentions the
know the price I '11 sell you at ? I following ingenious method of killing time :—"Prince Albert, the Earl
Mob. In coorse not. ' 0F Hardwicke, Mr. G. E. Anson, Colonels Bowles and Greit, took
O'Connell. Why, the price is—and let the Queev put her hand in j the diversion of shooting yesterday forenoon."
her pocket and feel if she has so much money about her—the price !
is, and not a penny under—the price is Re-pale ! a railway from oxford to rome.
(.The Mob —for the hundredth time—taken by surprise, are in a paroxysm | We understand that a prospectus of this scheme (provisionally
of delight. They gice nine cheers for Repeal, the Liberator registered) will appear in a few days. The Pope, averse to railways in
looking on, and coolly thrusting hit tongue in his cheek.) : general, has given his heartiest concurrence to the project. The route
has already been marked out by some well-known tracts of late travellers.
COMFORT FOR THE QUEEN.
That beautiful Tom Noddy of the Press, the Morning Post, had
some delicious nonsense about the opening of the New Hall of
Lincoln's-Inn. Having moaned over "the depression" of which
monarchy " is now the sufferer," it still finds comfort in the hope
that, "if, again, high should rise the tide of insolence and sedition,"
and " even if palace and tower should go to the ground," why even
then, "in the Hall of Lincoln's-Inn, would—as did in the Spanish
mountains the Gothic Royalty of old"— [the parallel is very clear]—■
"the English Royalty find a; least a home." We shall never pass
gftibmisfments.
The Runaway Committee-IWen.
A great deal of inconvenience and anxiety having been occasioned by
several Provisional Directors running away from their lines in consequence
of the panic, an advertisement to the following effect is about to be inserted
in the Times, with the hope of bringing the runaways back again :—
l^1 R. S. and M. P. are earnestly entreated to return to their Railways.
-L • ah will bo forgotten very soon, and their deposits will be paid up for them by
their disconsolate attorneys, who are distracted at the loss.
Lincoln's-Inn Hall without, in our mind's eye, seeing an inscribed \ TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS A Director of sixteen Railways
. r. j A t j i- ■ u A i- ' has a Vacancy for a Pupil in the same line, who will be treated as one of the
bill in one of the windows — "Apartments ready furnished for
destitute Kings and Queens."
family. He will be provisioned and boarded at one of the Provisinnal Boards, directly
he is qualified to sit on a Committee. He must be able to sign, write his own name,
and willing to sign the names of other people. Premium not so much an object, if the
lad is sharp, and has no objection to wear faise whiskers.
Travellers' "Waiting-Room.
AN enterprising manager is about to build a theatre at Folkstone, for ! WANTS A SITUATION.—As GAME-KEEPER, a steady young
the amusement of the persons who are detained so many hours at the VV who has Jllst left hi= situation as a Railway Director, in consequence of
Custom House. The performances take place during the day, and the ! the panic casing a reduction in the Provisional Committee establishments. He,can
^ " „ , . . r . , , K , &. , f' , . i have a three weeks character from his last line, of which he was Deputy Chairman,
charges of admission are to be so much an hour. A change of pieces , He u up tQ eyery kind of gam6j and ha3 had a g(Wd deal of expcritace in looking ^
every packet. This theatre will also have the great advantage of receiving st for the last three months.
the French pieces half a day sooner than any of the London theatres,
-rangements have been m
cket, during its passage 1
opened under the patror