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GOG AND MAGOG, AFTER THE LORD MAYOR'S DINNER
Ou the 5th of this month, 1605, Guy Fawkes, w no is well known asoneot the
Loudon " lions stuffed with straw," attempted to make Lucifer a match tor,
the House of Commons, and to dissolve Parliament by gunpowder. Had that:
end been obtained it could not have made more noise in the world than it
has done. Lord Montt-agle, the Spring K«ce
of 1605, fortunately smelt the thing-' out,
and was very handsomely rewarded lor his
MONTHLY
Farming Directions.
If the fly has got into your sheep,
use salve, and salve them out
thoroughly.
Soot is strongly recommended
to be ploughed into corn-fields
as manure, but the RoyalSociety
think it produces smut in the
wheat.
The apparentiy dirty task of
scouring all your land-drains and
ditches must be undertaken this
month.
Provide dry food for your horses,
'■ous animal will stand a great deal
«0ctober-
are best suited for disposing oifine
y0Ur j leeP- Jays and blackbirds hung up
are not to be considered birds of
ZOOLOGICAL.
hippopotamus now snuffs the morning ~
th P^holsover the distant hills. The Cockatoo c —
e l^uck fills the midday atmosphere with cheerlu
Ancient Weather Lines on November. ——
Please to remember, ye monthe ot Novemt
Was never yette knowne to be hotte ; —
The fogge is in season, no leaves have ye ti
And pheasauntes tnaie now be shotte. —
Holler bole! holier boie! huzza—i
REMARKS.
Passengers' Duties, conveyed for Hire
upon Railways.
Not to smoke in the carriages;
to take care of their tickets and
present them unfolded when
asked for; not to give anything
to the porters ; and to write con-
stant letters of complaint to the
Times.
The chief thing to be borne in mind
this month, is that the Eclipse
of the sun on the 10th is invi- r /
Bible; so that there is not ] /
any occasion to look after it.
A snail part of the Great
Southern Ocean only will
be favoured, whither it is not
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Caledonian Canal opened at a cost of ;
usual prudence, putting a number of locks ol •
Nkws received ok the Safety of Lieuti
Grant publishes an Account of this Expei
bound in ice.
22 £©imtfag after ^rinttg-
Galignani says " The Quantity op Wom
under the scissors for sale in the sou
ingenious mode of some of the Ladies gettinj
1831. Jenkins attends an evening party in Hail
chairs a crown, and the cypher K.—Jenkins
and overpowered by his feelings, sinks to the
Dif.d William Honk, ]843. Dc;
'ioinp; what lie liked with his IIo
A IIyuko-Oxygen Microscope (magnifyi
ululteu it e for e her majesty at wlnds
ot" increase, a Guinea put in the focus would
Tiik Fkks in Bankruptcy being so sma
Dockets, the Chancellor increases ■:
Attorneys took but little from Bankrupts' Es
so that they may " take a quantity."
An Innumerable Quantity of Fishes P<
poured into tub River Seine, 1843. Tl
drank it. "ZL
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A- Vein of Pure Oil was discovered in K
1S30. The same Phenomenon has often occi
Not Assets sufficient to Pay One Shil:
York's Debts, 1827- The Creditors, having
themselves cut. off with a Shilling.
Chess Match between England and Fran
Move between the two Countries. The Er
Ivmg's Castle, and loses two (K)nights by it.
An Order issued by the Supeiiintenda!
Men should appear with their Whis:
1842, being the easiest way of making the Fo
*831. The Managing Director having returned,
agitation, narrates the discovery, and says, t
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discovery. Formerly it was usual, on the opening of Parliament, tor
the members to go down in a body to the Coalhole under the Hou.se,
but the practice was discontinued, as so many members staid away
under the apprehension of being taken for Guys.
MONTHLY REMARKS.
Hints to Country Cousins.
If you wish to pass a day in town get into an omnibus ;
at Sloane-street, and by ihe time you reach the Bank,
you will be surprised to find, that you have accomplished
the object you had in view.
Miscellaneous.
The hop-duty is collected this month,
butes largely to the revenue.
The leviathan bulk of London is enveloped in one huge
fog. Cab comes into collision with cab, nose with nose,
or, harder fate, with lamp post. The passenger has taken
the wrong turning, and, bewildered, is unable to find Ins
way. How like is he to the philosopher after the tenth go !
The cost of a divorce in England ranges from
1,000/. to 1,500/. A marriage often costs the parties a considerably
greater sum.
The Bank of Upper Canada corresponds with Messrs. Glyn.
But the Bank of Pennsylvania corresponds with no bank in England
—we hope.
ODDS AND ENDS.
Household.
A tenant who owes one quarter, and knows if he stays another he
must pay double before he can be quits, generally quits first.
MEASURES OF DISTANCES.
8 Furlongs 1 English Mile.
4 Furlongs 1 Cabriolet Mile.
The Gazette de llovfleiir says, "The 'Nlfanaque is completely haired i-rom hkr
Bed," 1842. On the Bed being; subsequently explored, the Dividend declared was a
wet Blanket to each Shareholder.
24 Sbuntfap after '2Trintt|i.
The Statues of Venus and the Boy held by Hercules, in the Gardens op
Versailles, are Mutilated, 1843. The Vandal, ignorant of the value of Figurea,
indulges in Vulgar Fractions.
1831. Jenkins, and the Managing Director, visit Snore, who has the hiccups so strong
upon him, that he is incapable of continuous narrative. Mrs. Snore, on the promise
of 10/. from the Managing Director, thinks she can have him sober by the 25th.
The Examiner says, " Mr. Wombwki,l has reared within the last 12 years
upwards of 130 Lions," 18-12—and accommodated several Members of Parliament
with their Skins.
Several Hosiers complain at Guildhall of the Number of Chancery Bills
that have been filed against them by the solicitor of the caoutchouc
Company, 1842. The India-Rubber Attornej', likely tc go to any lengths upon a
stretch., is pulled up to Guildhall.
Faculty of Medicine Suppressed at Paris, 1822. Bills of Health drawn at a long
date," making (Life) Assurance doubly sure."
Parliament Prorogued without a Speech from George the Fourth, 1320.
The " Great Cigar" having resolved for once to consume his own smoke.
25 SbtmtoBg after "Srtnttp.
Domestic Libraries" established at the Royal Palaces, 1843. Her
Maiesty being desirous, that her i'ages should be, not only " bound in scarlet cloth,
with ailt edues. but—lettered.
Gardener loquitur:
The
with giit edges,
The Bllb of a Tulip sold for 640/., 1842
44 Go it, my tulip."
A Cabbage Gathered in ths .Garden of John Lee, weighing 42 lbs., 1843.
cabbages of Lord William Lennox have since been found much heavier.
Warwick Mail robbed of Bank Notes to the Amount of 20,000/., 1337• Ti*e
rogues took in the " Evening Mail" <.nd kept the paper.
Twelve Inspectors and Twelve Privates of the Police Force sent out to
HongICong from one of the Principal Metropolitan Divisions, 1843—beiug
exactly " the young men for a small T party."
1831. Grisclda—her father—and Jenkins, go to Snore, who deposes to finding Jenkins.
Jenkins produces the spoon, which Snore recognises as the one he lost from the
eighth glass he had on New Year's night, from Knoggj.n of the Co own Tavern.
Ou the 5th of this month, 1605, Guy Fawkes, w no is well known asoneot the
Loudon " lions stuffed with straw," attempted to make Lucifer a match tor,
the House of Commons, and to dissolve Parliament by gunpowder. Had that:
end been obtained it could not have made more noise in the world than it
has done. Lord Montt-agle, the Spring K«ce
of 1605, fortunately smelt the thing-' out,
and was very handsomely rewarded lor his
MONTHLY
Farming Directions.
If the fly has got into your sheep,
use salve, and salve them out
thoroughly.
Soot is strongly recommended
to be ploughed into corn-fields
as manure, but the RoyalSociety
think it produces smut in the
wheat.
The apparentiy dirty task of
scouring all your land-drains and
ditches must be undertaken this
month.
Provide dry food for your horses,
'■ous animal will stand a great deal
«0ctober-
are best suited for disposing oifine
y0Ur j leeP- Jays and blackbirds hung up
are not to be considered birds of
ZOOLOGICAL.
hippopotamus now snuffs the morning ~
th P^holsover the distant hills. The Cockatoo c —
e l^uck fills the midday atmosphere with cheerlu
Ancient Weather Lines on November. ——
Please to remember, ye monthe ot Novemt
Was never yette knowne to be hotte ; —
The fogge is in season, no leaves have ye ti
And pheasauntes tnaie now be shotte. —
Holler bole! holier boie! huzza—i
REMARKS.
Passengers' Duties, conveyed for Hire
upon Railways.
Not to smoke in the carriages;
to take care of their tickets and
present them unfolded when
asked for; not to give anything
to the porters ; and to write con-
stant letters of complaint to the
Times.
The chief thing to be borne in mind
this month, is that the Eclipse
of the sun on the 10th is invi- r /
Bible; so that there is not ] /
any occasion to look after it.
A snail part of the Great
Southern Ocean only will
be favoured, whither it is not
probal: ZZZjBH
the tru ZI
is ^
7m
— O
1
F
9
•■w
R
o
o
£5
4
M
5
Tu
0
W
>7
Th
8
F
8
s
lo
§5
n
M
12
Tu
*3
W
U
Th
lo
F
Caledonian Canal opened at a cost of ;
usual prudence, putting a number of locks ol •
Nkws received ok the Safety of Lieuti
Grant publishes an Account of this Expei
bound in ice.
22 £©imtfag after ^rinttg-
Galignani says " The Quantity op Wom
under the scissors for sale in the sou
ingenious mode of some of the Ladies gettinj
1831. Jenkins attends an evening party in Hail
chairs a crown, and the cypher K.—Jenkins
and overpowered by his feelings, sinks to the
Dif.d William Honk, ]843. Dc;
'ioinp; what lie liked with his IIo
A IIyuko-Oxygen Microscope (magnifyi
ululteu it e for e her majesty at wlnds
ot" increase, a Guinea put in the focus would
Tiik Fkks in Bankruptcy being so sma
Dockets, the Chancellor increases ■:
Attorneys took but little from Bankrupts' Es
so that they may " take a quantity."
An Innumerable Quantity of Fishes P<
poured into tub River Seine, 1843. Tl
drank it. "ZL
23 ^tmUag after ^rtnttp E-
— cd
z: co
— n
— cd
rr in
A- Vein of Pure Oil was discovered in K
1S30. The same Phenomenon has often occi
Not Assets sufficient to Pay One Shil:
York's Debts, 1827- The Creditors, having
themselves cut. off with a Shilling.
Chess Match between England and Fran
Move between the two Countries. The Er
Ivmg's Castle, and loses two (K)nights by it.
An Order issued by the Supeiiintenda!
Men should appear with their Whis:
1842, being the easiest way of making the Fo
*831. The Managing Director having returned,
agitation, narrates the discovery, and says, t
brow.
n co
ZZ CM
05
sz
O
o
V-
4-J
c
o
O
>
o
i-
0
°3
s—
D
O
O
O
£
o
Nathan contri- i f^-i
discovery. Formerly it was usual, on the opening of Parliament, tor
the members to go down in a body to the Coalhole under the Hou.se,
but the practice was discontinued, as so many members staid away
under the apprehension of being taken for Guys.
MONTHLY REMARKS.
Hints to Country Cousins.
If you wish to pass a day in town get into an omnibus ;
at Sloane-street, and by ihe time you reach the Bank,
you will be surprised to find, that you have accomplished
the object you had in view.
Miscellaneous.
The hop-duty is collected this month,
butes largely to the revenue.
The leviathan bulk of London is enveloped in one huge
fog. Cab comes into collision with cab, nose with nose,
or, harder fate, with lamp post. The passenger has taken
the wrong turning, and, bewildered, is unable to find Ins
way. How like is he to the philosopher after the tenth go !
The cost of a divorce in England ranges from
1,000/. to 1,500/. A marriage often costs the parties a considerably
greater sum.
The Bank of Upper Canada corresponds with Messrs. Glyn.
But the Bank of Pennsylvania corresponds with no bank in England
—we hope.
ODDS AND ENDS.
Household.
A tenant who owes one quarter, and knows if he stays another he
must pay double before he can be quits, generally quits first.
MEASURES OF DISTANCES.
8 Furlongs 1 English Mile.
4 Furlongs 1 Cabriolet Mile.
The Gazette de llovfleiir says, "The 'Nlfanaque is completely haired i-rom hkr
Bed," 1842. On the Bed being; subsequently explored, the Dividend declared was a
wet Blanket to each Shareholder.
24 Sbuntfap after '2Trintt|i.
The Statues of Venus and the Boy held by Hercules, in the Gardens op
Versailles, are Mutilated, 1843. The Vandal, ignorant of the value of Figurea,
indulges in Vulgar Fractions.
1831. Jenkins, and the Managing Director, visit Snore, who has the hiccups so strong
upon him, that he is incapable of continuous narrative. Mrs. Snore, on the promise
of 10/. from the Managing Director, thinks she can have him sober by the 25th.
The Examiner says, " Mr. Wombwki,l has reared within the last 12 years
upwards of 130 Lions," 18-12—and accommodated several Members of Parliament
with their Skins.
Several Hosiers complain at Guildhall of the Number of Chancery Bills
that have been filed against them by the solicitor of the caoutchouc
Company, 1842. The India-Rubber Attornej', likely tc go to any lengths upon a
stretch., is pulled up to Guildhall.
Faculty of Medicine Suppressed at Paris, 1822. Bills of Health drawn at a long
date," making (Life) Assurance doubly sure."
Parliament Prorogued without a Speech from George the Fourth, 1320.
The " Great Cigar" having resolved for once to consume his own smoke.
25 SbtmtoBg after "Srtnttp.
Domestic Libraries" established at the Royal Palaces, 1843. Her
Maiesty being desirous, that her i'ages should be, not only " bound in scarlet cloth,
with ailt edues. but—lettered.
Gardener loquitur:
The
with giit edges,
The Bllb of a Tulip sold for 640/., 1842
44 Go it, my tulip."
A Cabbage Gathered in ths .Garden of John Lee, weighing 42 lbs., 1843.
cabbages of Lord William Lennox have since been found much heavier.
Warwick Mail robbed of Bank Notes to the Amount of 20,000/., 1337• Ti*e
rogues took in the " Evening Mail" <.nd kept the paper.
Twelve Inspectors and Twelve Privates of the Police Force sent out to
HongICong from one of the Principal Metropolitan Divisions, 1843—beiug
exactly " the young men for a small T party."
1831. Grisclda—her father—and Jenkins, go to Snore, who deposes to finding Jenkins.
Jenkins produces the spoon, which Snore recognises as the one he lost from the
eighth glass he had on New Year's night, from Knoggj.n of the Co own Tavern.