Punch / Almanack (1851)

and Baroness Von Stoltz are here too. I do not like ' ......... --__ quietly at Heyday's. I wj.i there last night, and we

the Baroness, who is a Russian, I think, and flirts ^{SStfill^TfiS^^^1 1 11 I tVflll \ \^\ f I'iIVIIi ~\'^A_>>~N) 1 ^ had a'little quiet " punting.' I was in luck, and nearly

dreadfully with the men of all nations, in their own y^Sfflfinp'.'iiB*H5>^S§:*-,-/' 1 " ["\ ^'rjVaJ llH; J1/ ' _ /''id broke the bank. I give the Count and Leoinski their

languages. There is a Polish Colonel, who, the Count nl |llf'lll''dj 1 iisS^J ll^^>L ■> ^\ ^K^-^ ' I revenge to-night,

tells roe, is a spy. He is very observant. Three Turks /i| 1I'|t-ji!|1 III lilvWWiH! |ff%*Cj'li\' VX/^'v^""^^'1 ~ ~ I

have just arrived, from Trebisond, where Tom Heyday /jllUm«H\n|iV,'11 l'; P@|j2L-' {TV--~> IC ^V-rf'^w From Miss Haycock's Diary.

was. two years ago. and whore these gentlemen saved UIll 1 M ',,, i ^sVJ^y^sjiKw \ ■ '~> 111 ill lull r™. j „ , TT , . „3l

him from being bastinadoed, in a mistake. They don t llliilh Silil IWf^Wlk 7 U , The poor dear Cotrsr! He has been compelled o

understand any language but their own, and naturally f I \\ ! } ( / 2SRHnTftl I 4\\ lpaVe the Hf TDATS> fvom political reasons. That Bole

are not conversable; but very handsome. They cant HH^ijlH W \( VJ I WW i a ?Py. 11 seems, and every action and word of the

eat anything that has been cooked by Christians, and i|Hf /^^^VttljV U'F WW* ^^VikP^1 Conors was denounce to the French Embassy. His

have been living for a month on broad and cheese. I IIIBH8MS3 if*!* Sm \ \\\ jMAl\\\\\1 \ V, ',1^,1,' C8tates ln Berry are conhscated.it seems, in conse-

am afraid Mb. Heyday is uncomfortable, rather, among \\W%££%$&I fiPfllk tm&*fo*JzU<k ^\\ III\\\\\\-^/7r J -At1 I ?Uen-^e ° t,he.part hiwas ^used of taking in some

so many strangers, but I must say I like it exceed- ^ I jl\ horrid revolution or other; and he is forced to undergo

ingly. 'Papa it perfectly unapproachable, and was WS^fJ^tWy JMUIM *' III Pl^li ll V 41 ^? greatest privations, particularly now that every-

positively rude to a poor dear Armenian Bappas (or ™ WBV 111 hln? 18 But he bears up with wonderful

Priest), who put his ringers into a dish of potatoes at IBP^^V^ M\pi \ fM ha™f"V jV'd ST?? asslftEL hls P°orer countrymen. I

table to-day P H /iff llM Wl W^J&SwfifS^^^'vy JirS3' would g,a<ilv ai(i nlm out of mY allowance, but he won t

t • rr iS *IB^V\\ \ Vk1IIIII|)I™8(Hbw Afflmlllll \«11II titT if^^^ls^-JLkMsbSs^ accept anything for himself. He occasionally receives

From Fred 3 Diary. ^^jmg^B^^tiiX-. <m5w$j Anil ll llm*< jll^l^Vi n "^qP^'^T^ll IlliSsS'1• money, and even food, for his own unfortunate coct-

JMiy 2ni.—Got a lodging at last—two rooms—at £10 KylMlf^n-d^^ fm\ Wkf^V*^ /,"'''!"'r's'- 1 literally forced a turkey upon him yester-

a week; thanks to the fight I made. The Governor "agaR. ^^^TSPsl!,{ \»,>f]^g^« #/M M \ day. which came in the last hamper from tin- Hall,

and I sleep in the sitting-room, which smokes, lie ^^8% \ >T"S£ ' (T ^"Uv'sra ft O i Jr~'~-^c. il§ took i; «'»* the noblest simplicity; and when I

has the sofa, and I have a shake down on the table, groU^I jffi^Sg^^ J^^-Ss^*-!* nil EaslifeTBi^i offered to have it sent by the man who sweeps the

Mv mother and Mary have the bed-room—which is limmt^^fe^g^^^^si V BO Xy Y W IJ&^ii ' jkrtfy crossing, and who is in our confidence, he said, in a way

rather high tip. The house is rather full. There is a WllltK^llrM^S^Sc^SL'. Hll^, ^^cT^j^^WY5 ifji X- that ^r0"?"' the toars into lny e7es< "Je me devout

Chinese family down-stairs, with four daughters, in ffi'l'L'f^^iiljM -^f^^BS^y Wsg6 ^ <JK^^^y^&r-^^s- pour mes amis. Jem'empresse de leur porter demespropres

one room. They are perpetually making tea, and live Tgfeu| ;' WS&. Z§§Eyl '^"H^ >s ._ mains les secours de voire a?igelique bonte ! " I took

upon ducks and rice. I see the'funniest little trotter- ' " ' down the words in my heart, and then he pressed my
cases outside of their door of a morning—I snppose (lJT , - " hand. He won't even see my brother, such is his sen-
belonging to the Celestial young ladies. I am told v ATERLAXD. sitiveness. He fears offers of assistance,
they inquired a good deal, at first, after birds'-nests (of

which they make soup, at home), and had a __—^a-rea-- '^-^gm^ From Mr. Haycock s Journal.

great many brought them by the little boys ^ .. ^^^^^^^8^ It is as I suspected. That swindling French-
of the neighbourhood. It appears they were _J| ^^ra^l^fe^c^^^lf^^^^^^^^^^M^^M^, man is fed at my expense. The landlady saw

him leave the house to-day with a turkev

not of the right sort for eating. The Go- ■-^yyJ-^fe=fc^ig^^r^^ - iS^-ai he was trying to tie up in a dirty pocket-

vernor made a dreadful row this morning handkerchief. I can't trust Mary. She thinks

about the three Germans in the attic i{R_ Haycock's BeIiROOM. tlle vagabond's a hero and a martyr — she

They smoke pretty says.

constantly, and were A few Days later.—I

Kta7£ WlPmi«^m^^ ifiWone^c'aft

this morning. They iML_ Mi!^^l> X ) K I ^ "JIllK 1% 1 If M^Efflf; stand any more of the

have received notice to pffi!^' ffl^/^WlflP «JJ kJ^— <-J> 1^_^ ; ill §§P*V N\\W ^'-X^ 1 ^Sl^V*^*! ^ Exposition. After three

quit; and declare thev M___v ' uX^ '^uV'SYrTf^g^ ..........■ -f_—3 fv^? ' ^Vn'" X$> h>S£^%h' ^ hours of it, I lost Mrs.

are Willing to go, but P^l i■;i VTN^L^^^^' ^i^^'32X^m7^3,'/-'V111 *11»'^ITO11! 111Hl;l^UUMUl U WfU\\llWftll ^ H. and Mary, got into a

that they won't pay the |UllniiJ I ' iiS^T^^^ VW^ii afc, *" ( v \ ' ) W ,. \M i1J Wk JJJ-!wps snug comer, upon a pile

rent. The landlady tells WUT^ f V\ i--' BWit i n X_\i' S L ttlB*1* (\-rirnvfz' of hearth-rugs, and fell

me they have been lodg- pfp^i § fe> ^W^Z^^ ( ^*%Tr^k\ -"Tk L/'A I ^ \Sf. <^^r^/ /" fas' ?sleep' 1 suPP0/e

ing on the same princi- I' // || Pfc%Ai-°p\. '^1^>'S';)) ^= Xiik^ JB J( X%SE.k ") Ml\ v\ M IS; ^ Wlf I Mil rt nobody saw me; for

pie ever since thev came • •// /fiKv l^fe^^-i^^nMl^^^^-^ / V i \* * t ' ^W/S^ IB I when I woke, the, place

here, and that they boast nb™ 'JaOi'M' 'S^^TOlw^'" \ \~"~r-~®^i^i*^«f'/ ' w/C- A X$Na/C^t\ ~~ tif^'ik^^ ' was dark and shut up.

to her they have never R «HW X^"^^§jMs I1 ' jXaJ ' M M ?::^USr r ^ '^v^fsC P 11 I W\ Y V r 1 nearly broke

paid any rent yet. The ^^cK fESKS^^rvSS^f^^\ /r^fklfl&!s£zjk ~*^HBf 4fl \ TtH/fi) /SaBB&S&i:* MwlM \ ^[ A I neck among the absurd

man who sleeps on the ffes^Vll a^^Rl^S (ffHu! I^Rt^djiBiBg^SS^^ \ ' U f 9^^sR^\ 1! \vMv 1)4.11 H( ) cranks and thiugs.be

landing came in fresh m5v5P*!«aRi ' H 111 lM^:T^r^jn~ w^SlB^y^^T^^^. ft* V» //3l <^^^^^/2£^l.y7llM> i hV/ * fore I could find a door,

this morning, and in- g=S _f| _^r^^^^^!!gj«^PR<C>fc<A | mWiIB Hij i FPH H R bL^t-J1/^^ ''l- and then it was an hour

sisted on going into our "^wtifWW^^^Bml^(^SB^8@fe^:^\tOM 1 J^~^^ ffiftgW^tob^^y ^^»P ' C*^ Defore 1 could make a

bed-room. I had to go jfe-i^ f M Kmr^mb i^^S^^^^Sgiwfe.Sj>BMS^SI^^HHroS^gkitg^^^^S^gKl^^^^l^a m /ffifm 'i ■ I''''^1 J5Lj: policeman outside hear,

out and punch his head. 'w^'^^^!^^^™#^<^K^v,« <*WI|IT^!-^ Hil^^HH^^®^ ^^^^^S^Hf^B^^^Si^ffW W^ei1' i L'^^^^ and tlien itwas another

The Persian Prince on ,J^iTOTO^i|S Rll^ffi V—' ~S !Bfe»5;>~ hour before they could

the first-floor is going Ky lSj«iMil;l?lli^^ *f M^^- ■■ find a key to let me out.

He had one of his at- iff %h^H TKaSi^flslls^SI \sMk,JtK^mm^^^^HKBH^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^l'A^^^ -^^^5 1 waS tired t0 deftth'

tendants courbashed or ^V^>-'IMtll.ai8^^^^^!^^Ep^ j ^f~~^^-' an(1 WBnt t0 tlie cat>

flogged yesterday, and ^\MRm|5 ySRK^^_ ^^^™PWlnl Wmti It [f ^vN"' stand outside the Park

the man has got a war- ^1^^!^^ fflfifBHte^ '/ lV / ' < * entrance, to hail a cab.

rant against him for an N^hjOBpH RmU MBKrV^aJl^^^ 8H ^IPI^iffl^^^r^j^^^^^KSS^iu^i/7 •' A^vC. H/jN jiB-^ There wasn't a driver

assault. The North PlPWl ^^^^ll^ii^^^^v1^^^^^^^^^^^^?^' - / ' ^i^S^JA^?r4< on his box, and when

American Indians, in V^Yr^^ll!^^ (fW >fk^WZ&~. 1 went up to the fi,'St

the kitchen, had their v&5§i%3^3'%:f^ '' I V on the rank and rapped

dogfeast yesterday, and iwy^^^L'Mlii^^^y^!^'' I^^S0M^^P^^^^^l3i=^?^^^^^Sfc^L '•' W at the window, suppos-

got jolly on the'"fire- vKgy^^S^S^S^^^^'f^Mk^ ^^^^SS^^^^^SW^aS^e.^^W^i^^^^^ ,\. ' IB j^^^BBB^^^,' ing the fePow had got

water," as thev call gin. i^g.^^^mS^ffiti^^^^^ I /^^^^^^^^^^^^S^KV^^^^^al&^^^AT^^ \ /WlfJ^ffl^PHPW/i^^Sfe iusme for 8 sll(,'lZe' a

I don't believe they ^\ w3j^^JP^i^H3«^^» respectable-looking el-

really intended to scalp ^^»l^:a^^S)^^^^5s^«j-^S^^ // ^^1_5e^^/^^o^»^^«^3b^^^^==^^^^^ ^t^^^^rffl^nL^lP^ derly gentleman popped
the knife-boy; it was / -=is^^^^^^^S|^fcf~^^^^ ^^^^B^^^^^^^^=5^>^ ^S^rWwjlijj^fej^ffout his head, in his

only their fun out he jrl /M lI^w^f^S^DMluS^^^T ^^^Sfc ' 3;^^j^l^^^^c^^ night-cap, and blew me

has gone thi» morning, «^|^^_AS' /-___' ^^^^^S^^^^S"^ fo> v^v^-^-^^^^^Sr^^^^t^J UP fo1' disturbing his

in an awful funk. How- >^*^^^Sffl3fflg^^^^^ ^^S^-^ / /~m^==v^^^^P ^^^i \^^' tSt ^ fwlf4S^f ''''' ■ WKl^^^fi^^SS'l^tP"' night's rest, and said he

jver it's very pleasant, ^[^^gg^p^^^^|^r7^y^\"a^«>^ ll T^*—\«kW\ 1 llMMJp?^\l^^ "wondered what the

if we ccdd only get 3«jSBE8=lBl};EL j )\ \ ^~^ULj) f--—--^ ~J^mtT.!r''^l?^^^^'^^^^^^MiiStgg^S^ Police wore about, not

anything to eat. It . , ^kS^^qU3^VTJ^T^^^u \ - "jg^^^^^^^gaMK^If-^T^g^f/* J^&'W&sSB^^^^ allowing people to sleep

serves tne Governor quiet in their own apart-

right fee not staying The Nqrth American LoDQERS. menta?" 1 Passed 00