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PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOR J857.
MORAL FOR JULY. ~i /Of"^ V^^'Mi ^^m^^m^^mW^W^^^^^^^^k^i^V^'- THE WORST 01- liALt-
The sun shines high in hot July ; W '^^^^^^^'-^^nV^^^^J^'l^k SWWTflrOTW^^/ifV WORDS.
i.nd farmers make their hay: r/l/£_ <-S XN. V» •&zZZ&pC^ Vlr ,^*r>awSMwL /M il^ftJlJSfe^feaK^. i fltT^ Many of the British fungi, b-
Virtue is true nobility. •; W^feK. x I \Tpi^-gJP'..-^" "ig" , ^ S'W WwlfSI sides the common M shroom, are
Indulge not in display." 11 _\ 5il .slf^SM??^ i/lM | good to eat. A mycologist, who
hasdevoted himself to experiments
~. -. .. , , ii^*5«^^«W^^t^SP::5^Ts-' -->— ^xCkVSff'W —HTWWW119 SSfef^^SS^^f'SV'^^^'Jw'l in this kind of di*t by trvinir it oh
£t. sallj.-bT. Sally, from her Q>^^|^1^^#> •-- V W&&%B^$£l • , % • Ihimself, and has beenconsequents
childhood, was known for her in- (^^5v#» W^^^T TR^^^HIll^^i^^= /Oik derided by most of his acquaint-
nermost love of truth. It was said 3M0afia^^_. ASIfe^^^^«HH»Ha^S^i ance, complains that people in
general see nothing bur the fun of
of her that her heart was in a
crystal toe, and all the world ^^IV^.^fj J^^&fe^ ^^^^^^BH^P^^^ ^rT^^ZlX
m^ 8"e 11N°7 When ^ -^SfWFW/ ^^^^^^^B^K^^-'-*" for laughter,
other women denied, or strove to
bide their age, St. Sally said, "7
Muslin.
am fivr-and-thirt.u.'" Whereupon, .^JHHPL ^ ^^^£V^Mh^^My^^^^^^^^^^SS^^^^^^~']!' ^wM^ Indication of a Long Life.—
next birthday, St Sally's hus- ^aPfffi^rf' XV (.ff^>$.^( 1?^^ .JMHi <■ You ma.v be sure (mumbled an
band, at a feast ot all their friends, ^Wf JiL '/ '\'5?<3®?S^SP^^W^^^^^S^^^^^^^^:--^:- ^*^B|cZ- old woman to a young one) that
gave her a necklace of six-and- -'felil 'V^v^P^^MftS^^B^^K^ffc \ ~J&=z when a n-an is perpetually sayicg
thirty opal beads: and on every | ^ .^^g^N^^^^S^afe: -*■ JS^t^Sc=. to his wife, 'You will w«ar v.r
birthday added a bead, until the ' egS "^Iffi ^&^^^^^S^^^^^S^^§P^^^^^S^^gfec^^v&- fjSm^ ISgW life out,' that it is all stuff, mv
beads mounted to fourscore-and- j ^M^^TZ^^^iWAi&^^^S WTfrH'i ^^^mMtWnmmF^W^ /-tf v ME:, dear, and stuff, too, that lasts a
one. And the beads seemed to act gaffi % ^^^X^^^^^E^^^^^^^WH^S^a^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^W' lm precious time longer than any that
as a charm ; for St. Sally, wear- fSRsl ^^^fe^^H^S^^^P^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%^£M^L >sats- I we can buy for a petticoat, or a
ing the sum of her age about her s3f\* ^X^jl^^S^Kvv^^^^^^^^^^^te^^^^^^p-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Sl^^^^ /m&>iZ\ gown."
neck, age never appeared in her BbI1\ ' ,.(\^^^^?/&S^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i^^^^S^m^^^^^^^^^^^St^^^^^^^ JMM-v) m .v
face. Such ,n the olden time, was liLyjP'l^ ,T HE \ ~* "\
■ ... ,. ., , ' ., InraEiZPResKwv —i,jt±-^- ^^^afflKH^P^ \ w^fmmsPSfe- who « k a'e a night cork soles
the reward of simplicity and truth. HaKfflf** .- * - —~ ■ ,., <^B||S^pSi^ v„ -/_ - » ^•fr^MRr ™f„,w. tn fnomads
are preferable to footpads.
COMMENT ON ABISTOTLE. —A
bad dog is like an illogical infer-
ence ; because he don't follow.
Naval Expenditure. — The
most economical vesse's of ha< been
said to be the Screw Steamer.
Odious Comparison. — In dis-
cussing the respective merits of
poets, rememher that you caunot
compare Longfellow withLiTTLE.
Criterion of a Cook. — That
servant is sure, to be a good cook
who brings you np your mutton
chop so hot, that before you set to
at it you are obliged to let it cool.
Fact in Ecclesiastical His-
tokv—The monastic saints wk<>
died in the odour ot sanctity were,
most of them, exceedingly High
Churchmen.
Libra,summoned from theCourt
of Chancery for having used short
weight, pleads that the waits in
Chancery were never before com-
plaineJ of.
An Alderman in a Fix.—A
civic dignitary, who had squeezed
himself into a stall at the Opera,
complained thathe feltlike a great
toe in a thumb-stall.
Advice to Artists. — Draw
anything but a bill.
Pic-nics made Easy.—If the
gentlemen will bring the knives
and forks, the ladies, attired in
their fashionable breadth of crino- REMARKABLE 'OCCURRENCE.
line, will supply the spread. ^ the mokning after thb Dispensary Ball, as Emily Deuxtemps and Clara Polkington were
Costume fop. the Dog-days.— sitting in the plantation, who should come to the very spot but Captain Fastmam and young
Reginald Fipps
Architectural.-Several Churches have lately been built i Advice by an Undertaker.—Practise tight lacing. Keep
of corrugated iron. Would not India-Rubber, by renson of its as much as possible in-doors. What exercise you must take,
elasticity, be a substance more gyitahlA to the miroose of 1 always take late at night and ktwp it up until five in the
Church Ex'<-ns'on — A
The Teacher Taught.— A school-boy. having been dj-
sired by his preceptor to name that ancient Roman writer who
was supposed to be the most familiar with the literature ot
Greece, answered Suet-oniiin.
1.
c
CO
>
O
AN DELIGHT
a-goin down' this dark. LaNE, p'raps you *d allow Mf. and this here young man to
about—and we're so precious feared o' bein? GAROTTED! "
MORAL FOR JULY. ~i /Of"^ V^^'Mi ^^m^^m^^mW^W^^^^^^^^k^i^V^'- THE WORST 01- liALt-
The sun shines high in hot July ; W '^^^^^^^'-^^nV^^^^J^'l^k SWWTflrOTW^^/ifV WORDS.
i.nd farmers make their hay: r/l/£_ <-S XN. V» •&zZZ&pC^ Vlr ,^*r>awSMwL /M il^ftJlJSfe^feaK^. i fltT^ Many of the British fungi, b-
Virtue is true nobility. •; W^feK. x I \Tpi^-gJP'..-^" "ig" , ^ S'W WwlfSI sides the common M shroom, are
Indulge not in display." 11 _\ 5il .slf^SM??^ i/lM | good to eat. A mycologist, who
hasdevoted himself to experiments
~. -. .. , , ii^*5«^^«W^^t^SP::5^Ts-' -->— ^xCkVSff'W —HTWWW119 SSfef^^SS^^f'SV'^^^'Jw'l in this kind of di*t by trvinir it oh
£t. sallj.-bT. Sally, from her Q>^^|^1^^#> •-- V W&&%B^$£l • , % • Ihimself, and has beenconsequents
childhood, was known for her in- (^^5v#» W^^^T TR^^^HIll^^i^^= /Oik derided by most of his acquaint-
nermost love of truth. It was said 3M0afia^^_. ASIfe^^^^«HH»Ha^S^i ance, complains that people in
general see nothing bur the fun of
of her that her heart was in a
crystal toe, and all the world ^^IV^.^fj J^^&fe^ ^^^^^^BH^P^^^ ^rT^^ZlX
m^ 8"e 11N°7 When ^ -^SfWFW/ ^^^^^^^B^K^^-'-*" for laughter,
other women denied, or strove to
bide their age, St. Sally said, "7
Muslin.
am fivr-and-thirt.u.'" Whereupon, .^JHHPL ^ ^^^£V^Mh^^My^^^^^^^^^^SS^^^^^^~']!' ^wM^ Indication of a Long Life.—
next birthday, St Sally's hus- ^aPfffi^rf' XV (.ff^>$.^( 1?^^ .JMHi <■ You ma.v be sure (mumbled an
band, at a feast ot all their friends, ^Wf JiL '/ '\'5?<3®?S^SP^^W^^^^^S^^^^^^^^:--^:- ^*^B|cZ- old woman to a young one) that
gave her a necklace of six-and- -'felil 'V^v^P^^MftS^^B^^K^ffc \ ~J&=z when a n-an is perpetually sayicg
thirty opal beads: and on every | ^ .^^g^N^^^^S^afe: -*■ JS^t^Sc=. to his wife, 'You will w«ar v.r
birthday added a bead, until the ' egS "^Iffi ^&^^^^^S^^^^^S^^§P^^^^^S^^gfec^^v&- fjSm^ ISgW life out,' that it is all stuff, mv
beads mounted to fourscore-and- j ^M^^TZ^^^iWAi&^^^S WTfrH'i ^^^mMtWnmmF^W^ /-tf v ME:, dear, and stuff, too, that lasts a
one. And the beads seemed to act gaffi % ^^^X^^^^^E^^^^^^^WH^S^a^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^W' lm precious time longer than any that
as a charm ; for St. Sally, wear- fSRsl ^^^fe^^H^S^^^P^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%^£M^L >sats- I we can buy for a petticoat, or a
ing the sum of her age about her s3f\* ^X^jl^^S^Kvv^^^^^^^^^^^te^^^^^^p-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Sl^^^^ /m&>iZ\ gown."
neck, age never appeared in her BbI1\ ' ,.(\^^^^?/&S^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i^^^^S^m^^^^^^^^^^^St^^^^^^^ JMM-v) m .v
face. Such ,n the olden time, was liLyjP'l^ ,T HE \ ~* "\
■ ... ,. ., , ' ., InraEiZPResKwv —i,jt±-^- ^^^afflKH^P^ \ w^fmmsPSfe- who « k a'e a night cork soles
the reward of simplicity and truth. HaKfflf** .- * - —~ ■ ,., <^B||S^pSi^ v„ -/_ - » ^•fr^MRr ™f„,w. tn fnomads
are preferable to footpads.
COMMENT ON ABISTOTLE. —A
bad dog is like an illogical infer-
ence ; because he don't follow.
Naval Expenditure. — The
most economical vesse's of ha< been
said to be the Screw Steamer.
Odious Comparison. — In dis-
cussing the respective merits of
poets, rememher that you caunot
compare Longfellow withLiTTLE.
Criterion of a Cook. — That
servant is sure, to be a good cook
who brings you np your mutton
chop so hot, that before you set to
at it you are obliged to let it cool.
Fact in Ecclesiastical His-
tokv—The monastic saints wk<>
died in the odour ot sanctity were,
most of them, exceedingly High
Churchmen.
Libra,summoned from theCourt
of Chancery for having used short
weight, pleads that the waits in
Chancery were never before com-
plaineJ of.
An Alderman in a Fix.—A
civic dignitary, who had squeezed
himself into a stall at the Opera,
complained thathe feltlike a great
toe in a thumb-stall.
Advice to Artists. — Draw
anything but a bill.
Pic-nics made Easy.—If the
gentlemen will bring the knives
and forks, the ladies, attired in
their fashionable breadth of crino- REMARKABLE 'OCCURRENCE.
line, will supply the spread. ^ the mokning after thb Dispensary Ball, as Emily Deuxtemps and Clara Polkington were
Costume fop. the Dog-days.— sitting in the plantation, who should come to the very spot but Captain Fastmam and young
Reginald Fipps
Architectural.-Several Churches have lately been built i Advice by an Undertaker.—Practise tight lacing. Keep
of corrugated iron. Would not India-Rubber, by renson of its as much as possible in-doors. What exercise you must take,
elasticity, be a substance more gyitahlA to the miroose of 1 always take late at night and ktwp it up until five in the
Church Ex'<-ns'on — A
The Teacher Taught.— A school-boy. having been dj-
sired by his preceptor to name that ancient Roman writer who
was supposed to be the most familiar with the literature ot
Greece, answered Suet-oniiin.
1.
c
CO
>
O
AN DELIGHT
a-goin down' this dark. LaNE, p'raps you *d allow Mf. and this here young man to
about—and we're so precious feared o' bein? GAROTTED! "