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Punch’s Almanack for 1869
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PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1869.
SCENES FROM ANIMAL LIFE.
^ ^ Xl,Wia.
v
VULPINE SAGACITY.
y —. “ Now, Mrs. R., just chuck that Cub into the Water,
, fc^ELF, I TELL YOU. PUTTING ASIDE THE QUESTION OF SOCIAL
i'IlNl 'CEKCV. >T IS ONLY BY TI1E MOST PUNCTILIOUS ATTENTION TO PER-
tiiat wr may hope to Baffle our Natural Enemies, the
person.
"NO I
SSfc
WISE COUNSEL.
Poor Pussy (in violent agitation). “ Coursed yesterday, and Hunted the day
before! And here they are again. Dogs and all!!”
Hedgehog. “Why don’t you Stick up for Yourself a little? Look at me:
I WON’T be SAT UPON BY ANYBODY ! I SHOULD LINK TO SEE THEM THE IT ONI"
^sses well
Brown :
toilettes
&>>'>»»■
J S J that
V that she
■ Slugs
^ha
> and her
\ *tle can
Mo s
yS I, VUai'ni3 She ’ll
In?Stit,0K3-
it'i'-’l iQ' '*%ar mind
XW V. l«..s llUiTy? you
i,V0fvnU ). caste, and
TO afe'viug will
V, >Ur gloves
u,V>. Lu ^ue weather
Mi.'*.■’ a Li -st clients
bllt
*\<'>nea,3(i at your
is the
VN
ustry i
<\ Jj£ r, * ..
Co,,mancipation.—.A paper is read at
^af?Teo+v,SS “ On Women’s Rights.” The
^hd o tbat their wrongs are innumerable,
>\ ^ c°niplete redress on every change of
^t-E —_,,.
ttis Pilgrimage is ended.
VAN, DICO, PINXIT.
WHOought, when alive, to have
painted the Sussex Downs near
Brighton V
Evidently Van Dyke.
N.B. There is no proof that
Van Dyke ever was on the Sus-
sex Downs ; but there is a “ Dyke
Pan ” which goes there regularly
in summer.
A COSTERMONGER'S CANT.
Bill Coster said, “ See them
two fish ?
Them there’s both females,
Mister;
A pilchard she in this here dish :
That ’ere’s her ’errin’ sister.”
THE
WONDERS OF THE
(From Nature.)
DEEP.
IMPROMPTU (AT SIX MONTHS).
Tom. Let's keep a diary ; where one down sets
All that occurs, my Mary Jane.
Mary Jane (improniptuously). Oh, Lett's
If fish can judge of space, is it
supposed they do so by the rod,
pule, or perch? or, if musically
inclined, do they sing ‘ ‘ I’d
choose to be a dacey ” ?
Musical Slang. — “That’s
terribly bald,” said a critic, after
hearing a new overture. “Bald,
eh?” remarked his friend. “I
suppose you mean to say that good
airs are rather scarce in it! ”
Local Examination Paper—
Geography. —Name a bigger Isle
of Dogs than our own. New-
foundland.
In a domesticated state do
hares sit upon chairs as well as
forms ?
Asa leopard cannot help being
spotted, is it possible for him to
conceal himself?
Amusements for the Family Circle.—A pastime occa-
sionally practised at the domestic board is that of divina-
tion by tea or coffee-grounds. Zadkiel might adopt this
instead of Astrology, which, bis blunders must convince the
most credulous, is entirely groundless.
Have pigs been known to lend their spare ribs?
C
SCENES FROM ANIMAL LIFE.
^ ^ Xl,Wia.
v
VULPINE SAGACITY.
y —. “ Now, Mrs. R., just chuck that Cub into the Water,
, fc^ELF, I TELL YOU. PUTTING ASIDE THE QUESTION OF SOCIAL
i'IlNl 'CEKCV. >T IS ONLY BY TI1E MOST PUNCTILIOUS ATTENTION TO PER-
tiiat wr may hope to Baffle our Natural Enemies, the
person.
"NO I
SSfc
WISE COUNSEL.
Poor Pussy (in violent agitation). “ Coursed yesterday, and Hunted the day
before! And here they are again. Dogs and all!!”
Hedgehog. “Why don’t you Stick up for Yourself a little? Look at me:
I WON’T be SAT UPON BY ANYBODY ! I SHOULD LINK TO SEE THEM THE IT ONI"
^sses well
Brown :
toilettes
&>>'>»»■
J S J that
V that she
■ Slugs
^ha
> and her
\ *tle can
Mo s
yS I, VUai'ni3 She ’ll
In?Stit,0K3-
it'i'-’l iQ' '*%ar mind
XW V. l«..s llUiTy? you
i,V0fvnU ). caste, and
TO afe'viug will
V, >Ur gloves
u,V>. Lu ^ue weather
Mi.'*.■’ a Li -st clients
bllt
*\<'>nea,3(i at your
is the
VN
ustry i
<\ Jj£ r, * ..
Co,,mancipation.—.A paper is read at
^af?Teo+v,SS “ On Women’s Rights.” The
^hd o tbat their wrongs are innumerable,
>\ ^ c°niplete redress on every change of
^t-E —_,,.
ttis Pilgrimage is ended.
VAN, DICO, PINXIT.
WHOought, when alive, to have
painted the Sussex Downs near
Brighton V
Evidently Van Dyke.
N.B. There is no proof that
Van Dyke ever was on the Sus-
sex Downs ; but there is a “ Dyke
Pan ” which goes there regularly
in summer.
A COSTERMONGER'S CANT.
Bill Coster said, “ See them
two fish ?
Them there’s both females,
Mister;
A pilchard she in this here dish :
That ’ere’s her ’errin’ sister.”
THE
WONDERS OF THE
(From Nature.)
DEEP.
IMPROMPTU (AT SIX MONTHS).
Tom. Let's keep a diary ; where one down sets
All that occurs, my Mary Jane.
Mary Jane (improniptuously). Oh, Lett's
If fish can judge of space, is it
supposed they do so by the rod,
pule, or perch? or, if musically
inclined, do they sing ‘ ‘ I’d
choose to be a dacey ” ?
Musical Slang. — “That’s
terribly bald,” said a critic, after
hearing a new overture. “Bald,
eh?” remarked his friend. “I
suppose you mean to say that good
airs are rather scarce in it! ”
Local Examination Paper—
Geography. —Name a bigger Isle
of Dogs than our own. New-
foundland.
In a domesticated state do
hares sit upon chairs as well as
forms ?
Asa leopard cannot help being
spotted, is it possible for him to
conceal himself?
Amusements for the Family Circle.—A pastime occa-
sionally practised at the domestic board is that of divina-
tion by tea or coffee-grounds. Zadkiel might adopt this
instead of Astrology, which, bis blunders must convince the
most credulous, is entirely groundless.
Have pigs been known to lend their spare ribs?
C