Punch / Almanack (1870)

PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOE 1870.

the venus of milo; ob, girls of two different pei:

'** floras. "Look at her Big Foot ! Oh, What a "Waist!—and what a Ridiculous Little Head !—and no Chignon ! She's:

" Swimw Intelligence,—Poor Smith was complaining of
. he tad sport lie had had, owing, as he said, to the wildness
- J his pointers. "Pointers!" exclaimed a friend, "then, if
'] were jtm, I should call them disap-pointers! "

SoCosiiiAMCTioN.— Can a tall man have a short memory ?
lies, jast as a short man can have a long sleep.

A Philosopher to his Friends.—To have brandy-and-
water, you mix two things together. Very good. But
never do that in argument.

" The Gamester." — What an absorbing passion is
gambling ! A man told us the other day that he had been
tesing in his bed all night.

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rusty, was del:

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"POSITIVISM."

_ jLm is positive she left her
iv wit g) the drawing-room table
"f en minutes ago. (They are

Own i is positive there was at

niMj Uf a bottle of - sherry in

«rM miter at luncheon. (Two

roIitiM jam! a)«//.)

«*i' toisA is positive Ernest

11 li n liking to that odious Kate

iktkf; (ogham, at Mrs. Thur-

Wf F" party, for full three-

aft* jjiofanhour. (Tenminutes.)

jtlsij Wor is positive she has

ml if, Agk dress fit to wear at

ifM IsbbyTankerville's lawn

0\»t [Four, at least.)

I, loll litiZABETH (nursery-maid)

ojHIX' TOshedid not stop talking

jiff? tousin", more than ten

imdF * ™n she was out with

0, » Arthur in the Park.
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Hairdresser. "Shall 1—Blow down your Neck ey Machinery, Sir? !"

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