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Punch's Almanack for 1882
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PUNCH'S ALMANACK FOR 1882.
[December 6, 1881.
JACK FROST ; OK, THE FUTURE UNIVERSAL PROVIDER.
PUNCH’S VOICE OF THE STARS.
FOE OCTOBER.
People wishing to enjoy great and lasting prosperity, should give
handsome presents to anyone whose birthday anniversary falls on the
25th of this month. The Crown Prince of Germany is now under
fortunate influences, as he will be enjoying a holiday with his wife.
Liverpool will be subj ect to some excitement on account of an earth-
quake that may be expected to take place in Croatia. Mars very
spiteful, influenced by Scorpio. Younger sons will consequently have
a bad time of it. The Emperor of China may be expected to lose his
temper on the 14th, to the great benefit of the Pekin executioner.
Gigantic gooseberries are now seasonable.
PUNCH’S VOICE OF THE STARS.
FOE NOVEMBER.
The Annular Eclipse of the Sun on die 10th instant, will affect the
Eastern Hemisphere, and cause a fog. Guy-shows in London may be
expected on the 5th and 9th. Mars passes over to the oppw. n,
causing serious collisions with Pas. People during this month s^ald
avoid living in the crater of Vesuvius, unless supplied with balloons.
Keepers of lodging-houses at Herne Bay, may expect a falling off in
visitors from the 1st to the 30th. It will be also a bad time for tra-
vellers between Dover and Calais. The Emperor of Austria should be
careful not to sit in clothes recently drenched with ice-water, as he will
(to judge from his horoscope) run the danger of catching a severe cold.
[December 6, 1881.
JACK FROST ; OK, THE FUTURE UNIVERSAL PROVIDER.
PUNCH’S VOICE OF THE STARS.
FOE OCTOBER.
People wishing to enjoy great and lasting prosperity, should give
handsome presents to anyone whose birthday anniversary falls on the
25th of this month. The Crown Prince of Germany is now under
fortunate influences, as he will be enjoying a holiday with his wife.
Liverpool will be subj ect to some excitement on account of an earth-
quake that may be expected to take place in Croatia. Mars very
spiteful, influenced by Scorpio. Younger sons will consequently have
a bad time of it. The Emperor of China may be expected to lose his
temper on the 14th, to the great benefit of the Pekin executioner.
Gigantic gooseberries are now seasonable.
PUNCH’S VOICE OF THE STARS.
FOE NOVEMBER.
The Annular Eclipse of the Sun on die 10th instant, will affect the
Eastern Hemisphere, and cause a fog. Guy-shows in London may be
expected on the 5th and 9th. Mars passes over to the oppw. n,
causing serious collisions with Pas. People during this month s^ald
avoid living in the crater of Vesuvius, unless supplied with balloons.
Keepers of lodging-houses at Herne Bay, may expect a falling off in
visitors from the 1st to the 30th. It will be also a bad time for tra-
vellers between Dover and Calais. The Emperor of Austria should be
careful not to sit in clothes recently drenched with ice-water, as he will
(to judge from his horoscope) run the danger of catching a severe cold.