Punch / Almanack (1880)

PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1880.

[December la, 1879,

“ COMBINATORY.”

Scotch Fidd Preacher. “Ah see ye ahint the Stakes theere, Laddies! Smocken,—E-h ! But ye may Smock,—an’ ye may Smock”—(crescendo)—‘‘an’ ye may Smock—but ye'll

Smock gey an sairer whaur y'e’re gaun tae!!’’

Country Lass (to Policeman who takes them over the road at Oxford Street Circv.s). “ I’m so much obliged to you for taking the Trouble -
Gallant Constable. “ Lor’ bless ter. Miss, I wish the Crossin’ was twice as long !_____