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bengal gazette;
OR <T H E ORIGINAL
Calcutta General Advert
A JVeekly Political and Commercial Paper, Oien to all Parties,] but influenced by None,
Hooker; a %ht ftort that I fuppofc the
NOW IN THE PRiiSS f| mo^ urihappy woman in England would blulh
AND
SPEEDILY WILL BE PUBLISHED
BY J. A. HI C K Y
AT HIS iJRINTINC OFFICE.
IN CALCUTTA.
THE New Bye-Law propeily ^ifcufTed,
defined and dillecicd, Paragraph by
T.a-.(graph, lully Explained by the cTearefj:
comments taicen from the higheft Legal and
conflitutional Authorities, adapted to the
mcaneft Capacity. Which will prove a very
neceflary Pocket Manual, not only tor this,
but fucct'eding Generations, to fhew how
tareFu'11 oui Wife Aiiceftors have "been to
proteel us,«ur Lives, Liberties, and Properties
at.—- in fhort Mr H1CKY a Scene lb
Emblimatical, totally difordered my Feelings,
and agitated my nerves to fuch a degree, that
I have hot recovered myfeif fince.— I therefore
determined to unburthen my mind, and trou-
ble you with my Sentiments, this defeription
I hope will operate, as a preventive caution to
thafe Sapphic Ladies, whofc delicacy has been
feduced 10 this indecent practice. As no Mali
living Honors the Sex more than I do, I hope
10 fee them after the perufal of this friendly
hint, refurne their Native d:. licacy, by throw-
ing away this Horrid filthy Machine.
To the PUBLIC.
THE gnat demand for the Original Ben-
gal Gazette has induced Mr. Hicky to
Publifh th-m inVolumns, which are now to be
had hound or unbound at his Printing Office
in the Radda Baazar.
PARAGRAPH EXTRAORDINARY.
&)K>8;}S(3§C E arc ferry to inform the Pub-
& lie that the old Lady Mrs. Mo-
W i& nitor gave up the Ghoft the
)X & 2'lit April. It appears by the In-
JSCiGO^SJOJC nIA Gazette, that She had been
in a declining fate for 5 Months;—her exit was
accelerated by Eating too large a quantity of
Devonshire Brown Ducks, ftuff'd with
Waxev Potatoes; that were Cook'A up by
Mift Patty, who had for fame time ail-
ed as Dry Nurse to the old Lady__
This Harmrnic Olio irritated the old Lady's
Bowels, and brought 011 a violent DlAR-
hea, which terminated in her Exit, not-
with(latiding the utmoft efforts of Peter
Nimmuck, her ncareft Relation, (who with
bis twn hand) threw u|) fevcral Nourifhin^
Clyfters, and gave her repeated Dolts of
E>pica: uar.a.
She expired in great agonies, having been
tortured by a variety of Quacks__—Mtt,
RiuNITOR has bequeathed the Bulk of her
Fortune to her Gcdfons Peter Nimmuck,
and Sir Bafnaby Grizzcl, and appointed
tiiv Reverend Padre Canincder lolc Admini-
strator, and Residuary Legatee.
Defiription of an Animal calld a Dangler--
now become very numerous in Calcutta from
Pi^danny Durgee Ei'q. to Bux/y Black*beard.
THE Dangler is a creature of the Epi-
ccene gender, a teazing tire-fome Animal.
He is contented with merely admiring the wo-
man to whom he attaches himfelf with his Eyes,
he feels no warm d. fires in thtfr company ; he
neither wifhes to pofefs their Perfons nor to win
their Hedrfs-^-]\ke Platonijis He loves by intu-
ition, and is satisfied without Enjoyment ;
he is an inoffenfve being indeed, for he \Sft-
■warded for his attendance upon the Fair with
very trifling favours. If he is but vjhifpered to
at an Harmonic or in a Public place; if he fees
a fnriile lighted up in the face of her to whofc
fide he pins bimfeti for the moment, in return
for his efforts tomake himfelf agreeable to hev,
he thinks himfelf cxtn-nmely well paid for his
ojpcioufntfs.—— Dangling confidrred in one
view, may be compared to Virtue, for
Dangling is its own Reward.
67 From Saturday April 28th to Saturday May the 51I11781. No. XV
)IC4()JOS08(;90$OSO»( )80JOiO!0fl(SOi($JG<l0t( from the alternate fu&ion and buhling of the ' mours which partly breeds around the h^arr,
whiift water is the parent of vapours, and
mifchief. It is the property of:Wrne'itropen
and enlarge the Heart, to give fifeiigrh to
our Reafon as well ae cafe and affabiliry to
our manners. Water drinkers,, oh the con-
trary contract little habits of thinking winch
confirm them in fantaftical errors . nd ter-
minate in Mifanthicpiiy. I challenge v«-,ur
Lorcifhips to name tnc one brave wariio'r
that drank water, or one eicquent Sjk-ak'cr
that hated Wine, high and low, rich and
peor. Peer, and peafant, lawrij and laity, ons
and all ( vox populi vox Dei ) join in praif-
ing the cxhilirateing juice oi the Grap>>
Lawyers alone are advocates for the limpid
Spring, and for th;s obvious reafon becufj
in wine Veritas.
The noble Lord that fpoke Ia.fl has faid
that the times are tickli/h, if I may be al-
lowed to fpeak of things as I find thein, the
Times are very good and very happy time's'.
The Venifon I finsl as fat as it ufed to be,
and Claret is both as found a.'iu''abundant
as ever; as to weekly e.\pences J 'can oiify
fay I thank my Stars thafe are Cares I am
an entire ftranger to, my Creditors Thiitk
themfelves well off, if like the Rotten borough's;
they are paid every feventh Year.
Advertise me v't Extraordinary,
wanted.
ARefolution not to bribe, or a determinati-
on not to be bribed.
Lost.—-The dignity of high Life, in
an attention to trifles.
Stolen.-into the Country-the
inhabitants of the Efplanade,
Stray'd.-finccrity, and common hon-
fty , ' •
Found.-;—that the Idea of liberty, is
fafl verging to flavery,
To be Sold.--A great barging
the reverfion of modern honour,
To be Let.-—unfurnifhed, feveral
heads near the Efplanade,
Missing.-Theadviceof two able men
retii'd from public bufiuefs,
On Sale,-For ready money.-.
whatever ought to be purchafed by merit only.
Scavengers. Contracts-Any per-
fon willing to opprefs the poor, may hear of
full employment.
Mr. HICK Y.
IVifit the Ladies fome times, and was
much aflonifhcd the other day to behold a
young Lady fa moft delicate fine Creature)
Solacing hcrfeUF by fmoaking a Genilemans
Hooker who fat next her- A Si"ht fo
extraordinary, and indelicate, excited filch
Ideas in my mind, which diford-rel my Ima-
gination to a ftrange degree.- My fancy
became tortured and perplexed, to fee a tender
foft Languifhing Lovely Girl throw herfclf
carclcfly back in her Chair almoft Horizontal
prafjuhor at the fatxe time ('void of.fhamc)
in her Lilly hand and taper finpers, ths neck of
a moft inormotis Hooker snake, preffing alfo
}i<:r pouting Ruby Lij)s againfl, and fucking
the fnnur, or mouth piece of this unfeemly
filth) Mieiihstj her fweet Ch-tk' expanding
Speech drliver'd in the Houfe of Commons
by an Irish Member a fine JoLLy Fellow
Iprotefl I am attached to nothitig but my
bottle, and confider. the A'linifter only
as my Hoft or Landlord; I have fluck to
him becaufe I have found his Liquors good,
but if my freinds will name any other
Houfe where the Cluret is better, I am xiz-
dy to accompany them and to tofs off a
Bumper to Peace and Independence. ■
Sed non alia .hiham merccd.
For my part, though an Englifhman, I
am a ftranger to our characleriftic love of de-
bate ; and though an enemy to French per-
fidy, and Popery, I fee no hercfy, not I, ir:
drinking French Wines. Politics I deteft as
I do water; and know of only one thine
more horrid than the Trumpets fhrill clan-
ger, and that is the whining of a Dun
Cedat vie Bacho, concedat lauria viti, is
my Motto; and one Dozen of Burgundy I
aver will do a Man more good than all th<-
Victories the great Adalborough gained".
War is cndlefs toil and trouble,
Honor but.an empty buble;
Bacchus bleffinjrs are a treafure,
Drinking is the Soldiers pleafurc*.
Nothing promotes hnrmonv and pood hu-
mour like the fpafkling quality of Cham-
paigne; nothing fo fbon chants Men from
Scoffers ;ind Opponents to free and friend-
lv affociates. Wine gives a zefl to rational
erat:iitfarfoi)S and eanics off the fonl hu-
Advertisement Extraordinarv.
WANTED by the Great Mogul'
againft the 30th Infi. a General
Letter in Order to be tranfmitted, to the
C—— t of D-s by the Ships now
under difpatch, proving that-their Settle-
ments in India are in a moft rlourifhing
Condition, that great and ample Refour-
ces are ft ill left, anJ that the Campaigns
againft the Mabrattas, and Myder Ally
Cawn, have hitherto been attended with
every wifhed for Succefs. That Pcolbun-
dv, and Ned Wheelabout are both honeft
dilinterefted, and fteadv in the fupport of
all the Great Moguls Grand and Eiiseri-
five Projejit^^'and that the C-y
S^rvar-As are e^treanily Jaappy under ifi>
bengal gazette;
OR <T H E ORIGINAL
Calcutta General Advert
A JVeekly Political and Commercial Paper, Oien to all Parties,] but influenced by None,
Hooker; a %ht ftort that I fuppofc the
NOW IN THE PRiiSS f| mo^ urihappy woman in England would blulh
AND
SPEEDILY WILL BE PUBLISHED
BY J. A. HI C K Y
AT HIS iJRINTINC OFFICE.
IN CALCUTTA.
THE New Bye-Law propeily ^ifcufTed,
defined and dillecicd, Paragraph by
T.a-.(graph, lully Explained by the cTearefj:
comments taicen from the higheft Legal and
conflitutional Authorities, adapted to the
mcaneft Capacity. Which will prove a very
neceflary Pocket Manual, not only tor this,
but fucct'eding Generations, to fhew how
tareFu'11 oui Wife Aiiceftors have "been to
proteel us,«ur Lives, Liberties, and Properties
at.—- in fhort Mr H1CKY a Scene lb
Emblimatical, totally difordered my Feelings,
and agitated my nerves to fuch a degree, that
I have hot recovered myfeif fince.— I therefore
determined to unburthen my mind, and trou-
ble you with my Sentiments, this defeription
I hope will operate, as a preventive caution to
thafe Sapphic Ladies, whofc delicacy has been
feduced 10 this indecent practice. As no Mali
living Honors the Sex more than I do, I hope
10 fee them after the perufal of this friendly
hint, refurne their Native d:. licacy, by throw-
ing away this Horrid filthy Machine.
To the PUBLIC.
THE gnat demand for the Original Ben-
gal Gazette has induced Mr. Hicky to
Publifh th-m inVolumns, which are now to be
had hound or unbound at his Printing Office
in the Radda Baazar.
PARAGRAPH EXTRAORDINARY.
&)K>8;}S(3§C E arc ferry to inform the Pub-
& lie that the old Lady Mrs. Mo-
W i& nitor gave up the Ghoft the
)X & 2'lit April. It appears by the In-
JSCiGO^SJOJC nIA Gazette, that She had been
in a declining fate for 5 Months;—her exit was
accelerated by Eating too large a quantity of
Devonshire Brown Ducks, ftuff'd with
Waxev Potatoes; that were Cook'A up by
Mift Patty, who had for fame time ail-
ed as Dry Nurse to the old Lady__
This Harmrnic Olio irritated the old Lady's
Bowels, and brought 011 a violent DlAR-
hea, which terminated in her Exit, not-
with(latiding the utmoft efforts of Peter
Nimmuck, her ncareft Relation, (who with
bis twn hand) threw u|) fevcral Nourifhin^
Clyfters, and gave her repeated Dolts of
E>pica: uar.a.
She expired in great agonies, having been
tortured by a variety of Quacks__—Mtt,
RiuNITOR has bequeathed the Bulk of her
Fortune to her Gcdfons Peter Nimmuck,
and Sir Bafnaby Grizzcl, and appointed
tiiv Reverend Padre Canincder lolc Admini-
strator, and Residuary Legatee.
Defiription of an Animal calld a Dangler--
now become very numerous in Calcutta from
Pi^danny Durgee Ei'q. to Bux/y Black*beard.
THE Dangler is a creature of the Epi-
ccene gender, a teazing tire-fome Animal.
He is contented with merely admiring the wo-
man to whom he attaches himfelf with his Eyes,
he feels no warm d. fires in thtfr company ; he
neither wifhes to pofefs their Perfons nor to win
their Hedrfs-^-]\ke Platonijis He loves by intu-
ition, and is satisfied without Enjoyment ;
he is an inoffenfve being indeed, for he \Sft-
■warded for his attendance upon the Fair with
very trifling favours. If he is but vjhifpered to
at an Harmonic or in a Public place; if he fees
a fnriile lighted up in the face of her to whofc
fide he pins bimfeti for the moment, in return
for his efforts tomake himfelf agreeable to hev,
he thinks himfelf cxtn-nmely well paid for his
ojpcioufntfs.—— Dangling confidrred in one
view, may be compared to Virtue, for
Dangling is its own Reward.
67 From Saturday April 28th to Saturday May the 51I11781. No. XV
)IC4()JOS08(;90$OSO»( )80JOiO!0fl(SOi($JG<l0t( from the alternate fu&ion and buhling of the ' mours which partly breeds around the h^arr,
whiift water is the parent of vapours, and
mifchief. It is the property of:Wrne'itropen
and enlarge the Heart, to give fifeiigrh to
our Reafon as well ae cafe and affabiliry to
our manners. Water drinkers,, oh the con-
trary contract little habits of thinking winch
confirm them in fantaftical errors . nd ter-
minate in Mifanthicpiiy. I challenge v«-,ur
Lorcifhips to name tnc one brave wariio'r
that drank water, or one eicquent Sjk-ak'cr
that hated Wine, high and low, rich and
peor. Peer, and peafant, lawrij and laity, ons
and all ( vox populi vox Dei ) join in praif-
ing the cxhilirateing juice oi the Grap>>
Lawyers alone are advocates for the limpid
Spring, and for th;s obvious reafon becufj
in wine Veritas.
The noble Lord that fpoke Ia.fl has faid
that the times are tickli/h, if I may be al-
lowed to fpeak of things as I find thein, the
Times are very good and very happy time's'.
The Venifon I finsl as fat as it ufed to be,
and Claret is both as found a.'iu''abundant
as ever; as to weekly e.\pences J 'can oiify
fay I thank my Stars thafe are Cares I am
an entire ftranger to, my Creditors Thiitk
themfelves well off, if like the Rotten borough's;
they are paid every feventh Year.
Advertise me v't Extraordinary,
wanted.
ARefolution not to bribe, or a determinati-
on not to be bribed.
Lost.—-The dignity of high Life, in
an attention to trifles.
Stolen.-into the Country-the
inhabitants of the Efplanade,
Stray'd.-finccrity, and common hon-
fty , ' •
Found.-;—that the Idea of liberty, is
fafl verging to flavery,
To be Sold.--A great barging
the reverfion of modern honour,
To be Let.-—unfurnifhed, feveral
heads near the Efplanade,
Missing.-Theadviceof two able men
retii'd from public bufiuefs,
On Sale,-For ready money.-.
whatever ought to be purchafed by merit only.
Scavengers. Contracts-Any per-
fon willing to opprefs the poor, may hear of
full employment.
Mr. HICK Y.
IVifit the Ladies fome times, and was
much aflonifhcd the other day to behold a
young Lady fa moft delicate fine Creature)
Solacing hcrfeUF by fmoaking a Genilemans
Hooker who fat next her- A Si"ht fo
extraordinary, and indelicate, excited filch
Ideas in my mind, which diford-rel my Ima-
gination to a ftrange degree.- My fancy
became tortured and perplexed, to fee a tender
foft Languifhing Lovely Girl throw herfclf
carclcfly back in her Chair almoft Horizontal
prafjuhor at the fatxe time ('void of.fhamc)
in her Lilly hand and taper finpers, ths neck of
a moft inormotis Hooker snake, preffing alfo
}i<:r pouting Ruby Lij)s againfl, and fucking
the fnnur, or mouth piece of this unfeemly
filth) Mieiihstj her fweet Ch-tk' expanding
Speech drliver'd in the Houfe of Commons
by an Irish Member a fine JoLLy Fellow
Iprotefl I am attached to nothitig but my
bottle, and confider. the A'linifter only
as my Hoft or Landlord; I have fluck to
him becaufe I have found his Liquors good,
but if my freinds will name any other
Houfe where the Cluret is better, I am xiz-
dy to accompany them and to tofs off a
Bumper to Peace and Independence. ■
Sed non alia .hiham merccd.
For my part, though an Englifhman, I
am a ftranger to our characleriftic love of de-
bate ; and though an enemy to French per-
fidy, and Popery, I fee no hercfy, not I, ir:
drinking French Wines. Politics I deteft as
I do water; and know of only one thine
more horrid than the Trumpets fhrill clan-
ger, and that is the whining of a Dun
Cedat vie Bacho, concedat lauria viti, is
my Motto; and one Dozen of Burgundy I
aver will do a Man more good than all th<-
Victories the great Adalborough gained".
War is cndlefs toil and trouble,
Honor but.an empty buble;
Bacchus bleffinjrs are a treafure,
Drinking is the Soldiers pleafurc*.
Nothing promotes hnrmonv and pood hu-
mour like the fpafkling quality of Cham-
paigne; nothing fo fbon chants Men from
Scoffers ;ind Opponents to free and friend-
lv affociates. Wine gives a zefl to rational
erat:iitfarfoi)S and eanics off the fonl hu-
Advertisement Extraordinarv.
WANTED by the Great Mogul'
againft the 30th Infi. a General
Letter in Order to be tranfmitted, to the
C—— t of D-s by the Ships now
under difpatch, proving that-their Settle-
ments in India are in a moft rlourifhing
Condition, that great and ample Refour-
ces are ft ill left, anJ that the Campaigns
againft the Mabrattas, and Myder Ally
Cawn, have hitherto been attended with
every wifhed for Succefs. That Pcolbun-
dv, and Ned Wheelabout are both honeft
dilinterefted, and fteadv in the fupport of
all the Great Moguls Grand and Eiiseri-
five Projejit^^'and that the C-y
S^rvar-As are e^treanily Jaappy under ifi>