DOI Heft:
July to December, 1853
DOI Seite / Zitierlink:https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.16612#0036
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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI
THE GREENWICH DINNER.—A CONVIVIAL MOMENT.
Gentleman (under the influence of White Bait). “ Well, old Felt.a—Rekt.ect—Preshent Company dine here with me every
Monday, Thursday, an’ Sat’dy—Friday—No—Toosday, Thursday, an’ Sat’dy—Mind an’ don’ forget—I say—What a good
EELLA YOU ARE—GREATEST ’STEEM AND REGARD FOR YOU, OLD FELLA ! ! ”
THEOLOGICAL
TANNING.
Bermondsey is a great
place for tanners. Ac-
cording to the Lev. Dr.
Armstrong, the incum-
bent of St. Paul’s in that
district, the converts tG
Protestantism from Po-
pery therein residing get
thrashed by their quon-
dam co-religionists. Is
it the genius loci or the
genius of Loman Catho-
licism that suggests
this tanning of the hides
of heretics F which, one j
would think, if it cured j
their skins, would
scarcely heal their souls,
and instead of re-con-
verting them to Loman-
ism would only convert
them to leather.
Prospect in Foreign
PqLiTics. —When Aus-
tria and Lussia fall out,
Kossuth and Mazzini
will come by their own.
Query for Table-
Turners. -— Have you
ever turned a square
table round P
UNCLE TOM’S POL-
LING BOOTH.
The dashing Protestant
candidate for Sligo in
his address advised his
intended constituents to
beware of the “priestly
Legrees who seek to
reduce them to political
Uncletomitude.” We
should say that he—but,
on second thoughts, we
scorn to put two good
things into the same
paragraph.
Little Cry and Great
Wool.
One of the daily jour-
nals constantly warns
the present age against
its tendency to succumb
to the Lawyers, and “ the
legal mind.” But the
mammas and nurses of
England are beforehand
with the journalist.
Nearly the first lesson
and warning a child re
ceives is, “ Bar, Bar —
Black Sheep.”
An Aching Void.—
A hollow tooth.
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI
THE GREENWICH DINNER.—A CONVIVIAL MOMENT.
Gentleman (under the influence of White Bait). “ Well, old Felt.a—Rekt.ect—Preshent Company dine here with me every
Monday, Thursday, an’ Sat’dy—Friday—No—Toosday, Thursday, an’ Sat’dy—Mind an’ don’ forget—I say—What a good
EELLA YOU ARE—GREATEST ’STEEM AND REGARD FOR YOU, OLD FELLA ! ! ”
THEOLOGICAL
TANNING.
Bermondsey is a great
place for tanners. Ac-
cording to the Lev. Dr.
Armstrong, the incum-
bent of St. Paul’s in that
district, the converts tG
Protestantism from Po-
pery therein residing get
thrashed by their quon-
dam co-religionists. Is
it the genius loci or the
genius of Loman Catho-
licism that suggests
this tanning of the hides
of heretics F which, one j
would think, if it cured j
their skins, would
scarcely heal their souls,
and instead of re-con-
verting them to Loman-
ism would only convert
them to leather.
Prospect in Foreign
PqLiTics. —When Aus-
tria and Lussia fall out,
Kossuth and Mazzini
will come by their own.
Query for Table-
Turners. -— Have you
ever turned a square
table round P
UNCLE TOM’S POL-
LING BOOTH.
The dashing Protestant
candidate for Sligo in
his address advised his
intended constituents to
beware of the “priestly
Legrees who seek to
reduce them to political
Uncletomitude.” We
should say that he—but,
on second thoughts, we
scorn to put two good
things into the same
paragraph.
Little Cry and Great
Wool.
One of the daily jour-
nals constantly warns
the present age against
its tendency to succumb
to the Lawyers, and “ the
legal mind.” But the
mammas and nurses of
England are beforehand
with the journalist.
Nearly the first lesson
and warning a child re
ceives is, “ Bar, Bar —
Black Sheep.”
An Aching Void.—
A hollow tooth.