Punch / Almanack (1875)

PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1875.

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SOOTHSAYING FOR
SAILORS.

Augury from fowls of air
Back to Tuscan gramarye
dates.

Birds in February pair :

Now tin-n, ijkippers, choose
your Mates.

Infallible Prediction.—
St. Valentine’s Bay in 1S75
falling on a Sunday, St.
Valentine will consequently
have two days; one day for
the recipients of Valentines
in the Country on Sunday
morning, and another on the
following Monday for those
who will get them in Town.
Extra work for Postmen in
the rural districts on Sunday,
and great outcry among the
Sabbatarians.

A Great AVill Case.—
Speaking about the AVill of a
gentleman recently dead, a
Lawyer asked an Irish Gar-
dener, “if he knew the late
testator?” Pat thought for
a few seconds, and then re-
plied, “ Sure, Sorr, the ear-
liest tater is the Hose tater;
but the last I planted t’ other
day was the latest tater."
He evidently understood the
subject.

NURSERY RHYME FOR
THE TIME.

Bye, Baby Bunting,

Daddy’s gone a hunting
On the Stock Exchange, to
catch

Some one who is not his
match ;

If he has luck,

As well as pluck,

A coach he ’ll very likely win
To ride his Baby Bunting in.

A Sake Precaution.—No
boating party should be with-
out a Lawyer. In case of
accident, he is the man for
ba(i)ling out the water.

THE RAILWAY CLASSES.

^ ^M^p^Ser {affable Parsan. who always travels Third Class). “O yes, I’ve noticed lately a great many Respectable People in these Carriages.
T®Obv 1tn9<r. “Yes, Sir: so many people yer see, Sir, whose position in Society ain’t so well defined as yours an’ mine are, can’t afi

FORD TO TRAVEL THIRD

toss o’ Respectability !