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December 17, 1871.]
PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1875
AUTUMNAL ELOQUENCE.
Of long debates we ’ve seen
tbe worst;
Now follows scientific pat-
ter.
Query if we were better for
the first.
Or are like to be wiser for
the latter.
“ Do you want Luxuriant
Hair and Whiskers?” You
do? Then unless Nature
works a miracle in your be-
half, you ’ll never get them
by using Doo’s Kapiliaroni-
can Producive Pomatum.
Sold everywhere.
NURSERY RHYME FOR
THE TIME.
See-saw, Margery Daw,
Worked hard at College, and
then studied Law ;
Called to the Bar, her inten-
tion 's to be
First on a Circuit and, next,
a Q C. ;
In due course, a Judge : so
escaping the bother
Of the paltry vocations of
Wife and of Mother.
(S#
Professional Recreation.
—Our Dentist went to the
Alps this last summer on a
holiday tour, but he could
not leave business behind
him — he scaled several
mountains in the teeth too
of great difficulties.
Anecdote of a Saint.—St.
Olave had no children. The
wits of the period greatly
regretted this, as it deprived
them of the opportunity of
inquiring after the young
Olave branches.
A Good Dig.—If your Gar-
dener turns out dishonest,
call him the Knave of Spades.
An unsafe card.
THE BAGMAN’S BAG.
Hark how the Cockney
Sportsman drops
His aitches o'er the glades
and glens,
But, at hen pheasants though
he pops,
Your ’Arry never drops
his n’s.
•'‘-H W,
October xxxi Days
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— CM
LIBRA,
SCORPIO.
Prehistoric London. —
Some Archaeologists have
discovered an analogy be-
tween the Druidical worship
and a form of Semitic idola-
try. It has been surmised
that the Old Bailey derives
its name from having been
the site of a temple of Baal.
Poetry of Nature.—In
the middle of Winter vege-
tation sometimes assumes a
more poetical aspect than it
ever presents in Spring.
During a severe white frost
the twigs of all the trees
sometimes appear entirely
covered with rime.
Fortunate Man !—Snop-
ping, whose domestic rela-
tions are not of the happiest
character, says he only envies
the Pope for one reason—he
cannot have a Mother-in-law.
Justice to Ladies.—Of all
Woman’s Rights the most
valuable is the right to prac-
tise as a Physician. What
patient could ever refuse a
fee to a female ?
True History of Whit-
tington.—He was the first
Magistrate of London who
introduced the Cat for garot-
ters.
Mythology and Fact. —
Tbe River Pactolus flowed
with gold. The River Plate
flows with gravy.
Popular Etymology. — A
Son of a Gun. The Woolwich
Infant.
— O
=r= 03
= co
= N
— CD
— LO
0
Pale Enthusiast. “ Ti
in 1870. It took them
Ruddy Philistine. ’■
Ruddy Philistine. “
Vou. 68.
=- O
I O
m
m
0
CO
0
C\J
0
0
TAMAN IA (INCURABLE).
C.EUEN. It is quite Unique. It was made by the Fallowbrook Pottery that was started
AND THEN—AND THEN-”
Pale Enthusiast. “ Er—yes ! ”
Aik (c)
PUNCH’S ALMANACK FOR 1875
AUTUMNAL ELOQUENCE.
Of long debates we ’ve seen
tbe worst;
Now follows scientific pat-
ter.
Query if we were better for
the first.
Or are like to be wiser for
the latter.
“ Do you want Luxuriant
Hair and Whiskers?” You
do? Then unless Nature
works a miracle in your be-
half, you ’ll never get them
by using Doo’s Kapiliaroni-
can Producive Pomatum.
Sold everywhere.
NURSERY RHYME FOR
THE TIME.
See-saw, Margery Daw,
Worked hard at College, and
then studied Law ;
Called to the Bar, her inten-
tion 's to be
First on a Circuit and, next,
a Q C. ;
In due course, a Judge : so
escaping the bother
Of the paltry vocations of
Wife and of Mother.
(S#
Professional Recreation.
—Our Dentist went to the
Alps this last summer on a
holiday tour, but he could
not leave business behind
him — he scaled several
mountains in the teeth too
of great difficulties.
Anecdote of a Saint.—St.
Olave had no children. The
wits of the period greatly
regretted this, as it deprived
them of the opportunity of
inquiring after the young
Olave branches.
A Good Dig.—If your Gar-
dener turns out dishonest,
call him the Knave of Spades.
An unsafe card.
THE BAGMAN’S BAG.
Hark how the Cockney
Sportsman drops
His aitches o'er the glades
and glens,
But, at hen pheasants though
he pops,
Your ’Arry never drops
his n’s.
•'‘-H W,
October xxxi Days
1
W |B. Sedan
lfill'h
D. Cole' d
j
K
Cam.M.T.b
17
21 8. af.Tr.
2
Tl.lS.r 5h 14m
1 7
K
DayI7h31m
p
-
1;
T. Tailor
3
P S-8.6h.41ui
11
s
(JeO. 1. laud
p
s
19 S. af.Tr,
li-
1 .
4
S jCalais tkn.
118
s
117 S. af.Tr.
4
M
•2(
U
5
S |15S. af.Tr
2 o
M
B. of Alma
f
r,.
21
n
6
M iColbert d.
21
T.
St. M atth.
t
VV
Faith
‘12
F
B.Ed eHiJ1
7
i w Nunurchus
22
\V
D Home b.
7
H
23
s
8
W iNat.B.V. M
28
n
lloul taken
8
V
Whately d.
24
S
22 S af.Tr.
1 hjLaon tkn.
24
F
« Butler .1.
!•
s
St. Denys
25
M
St. Crispin
H) 1’ i li. Quesnov
s
H.A1. 1B15
If'
S
20 S.af. Tr.
26
I'u
Hogarth d.
1 1 jS S. ot Delhi
s
18 S. af.Tr.
1 1
M
Oxf.M T.b.
07
VV
12 S |i6S. Hf.Tr.
2,
M
B. Bush co
12
T>
America d.
2!
TI
Metz tkn.
13
14
M jC.J Fox d.
■ 21
Ti
Nicopolis
13
\V
Kdw. Conf.
2!
Ti.jHolv Cross
W
Mich. Day
M
TI.
3'
4
Tower but.
15; W 11. Rnjghur
3i<
TI.
St. Jerome
15
16
)■'
S
Murat shot
Soiseons t.
31
s
23 S. af.Tr.
— n
— CM
LIBRA,
SCORPIO.
Prehistoric London. —
Some Archaeologists have
discovered an analogy be-
tween the Druidical worship
and a form of Semitic idola-
try. It has been surmised
that the Old Bailey derives
its name from having been
the site of a temple of Baal.
Poetry of Nature.—In
the middle of Winter vege-
tation sometimes assumes a
more poetical aspect than it
ever presents in Spring.
During a severe white frost
the twigs of all the trees
sometimes appear entirely
covered with rime.
Fortunate Man !—Snop-
ping, whose domestic rela-
tions are not of the happiest
character, says he only envies
the Pope for one reason—he
cannot have a Mother-in-law.
Justice to Ladies.—Of all
Woman’s Rights the most
valuable is the right to prac-
tise as a Physician. What
patient could ever refuse a
fee to a female ?
True History of Whit-
tington.—He was the first
Magistrate of London who
introduced the Cat for garot-
ters.
Mythology and Fact. —
Tbe River Pactolus flowed
with gold. The River Plate
flows with gravy.
Popular Etymology. — A
Son of a Gun. The Woolwich
Infant.
— O
=r= 03
= co
= N
— CD
— LO
0
Pale Enthusiast. “ Ti
in 1870. It took them
Ruddy Philistine. ’■
Ruddy Philistine. “
Vou. 68.
=- O
I O
m
m
0
CO
0
C\J
0
0
TAMAN IA (INCURABLE).
C.EUEN. It is quite Unique. It was made by the Fallowbrook Pottery that was started
AND THEN—AND THEN-”
Pale Enthusiast. “ Er—yes ! ”
Aik (c)