DOI issue:
December 16, 1882
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December 16, 1882,]
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
285
gWAMPDALE PARK ESTATE.
^rHERE Not to live.
Q VVAMPDALE PARK ESTATE, un-
healthily situated, at an inconvenient
distance from London, on a Line noted for
its irregular and unpunctual passenger
service, is a neighbourhood to be avoided,
not only by rational people of ordinary
business habits, but by every one to whom
domestic comfort, economical living, _ aud
the preservation of good health.and spirits,
are objects of the slightest consideration.
QWAMPDALE PARK ESTATE.—
kD Showy, hut infamously constructed.
Villas are now to he had in the above dismal
and ill-drained locality at anything but
moderate rents.—Apply to Messrs. Lettum
and Leavem, Builders, at the Office.
rnHESE UNIQUE RESIDENCES
JL having been run up at the lowest pos-
sible cost, constructed entirely of unsound,
unseasoned, and rotten materials, and fitted
with an exploding warm-bath (plentiful
internal cold water supply on all the land-
ings and staircase during frost), ventilating
window-frames and removable hell-handles,
will prove a constant source of expense,
annoyance, and even alarm to the most
indifferent and easy-going tenant. More-
over, freely accessible to damp, and built
on a pestilential subsoil of such decaying
vegetable matter and other dangerous refuse
as has been shot there and allowed to accu-
mulate for years, with a view to providing
them with a suitable fever-producing
foundation, these appalling modern resi-
dences possess the still further sanitary
advantage of being entirely devoid of any
drainage system whatever.—For all further
particulars apply at the Office, as above.
/AHARHINO" BIJOU RESIDENCE.—
v_J To be Let, the above, situated in a
side street leading to a fashionable Mews,
adjacent to a rapidly improving West-End
Square. Gras escaping on a new system
under all the floors, and water (continual
supply) laid on through the roof. As the
late tenant is only leaving without paying
his rent and rates, in consequence of having
been nearly driven out of his mind by the
rats, he will part with the valuable re-
mainder of the lease of the above for the
extremely low premium of £500, which will
include the stair-rods, an immediate attack
of chronic rheumatism, and a hat left by
the last man in possession. — Apply to
Messrs. Burke and Blindum, House and
Estate Agents.
HE CYCLOPS STOVE."-"
T
W
HY NOT WASTE YOUR COALS?
THE CYCLOPS STOVE. — Puzzling,
intricate, and dangerous, letting you
in for an extra outlay of at least 125 per
cent, for fuel.
THE CYCLOPS STOVE.—A riddle to
Cooks. Can’t be managed by any-
body. Always red hot. A perfect marvel.
Roasts and boils everything and everybody
in the kitchen simultaneously.
rrHE CYCLOPS STOVE.—Warranted
_L to set any house on fire in fifteen
minutes.—For further particulars apply to
Cyclops Stove Company at the Manufac-
tory, Barrow-in-the Furnace.
OUR ADVERTISERS.
What they don’t tell us. Domestic and Financial.
QHOKE'S INFANT DIGESTIVE.
CHOKE’S INFANT" DIGESTIVE is not
a nutritious food._
CHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE is a
substitute for nothing.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE must
V_N not be confounded with an efficacious
medicinal preparation.
/AHOKE’S" INFANT DIGESTIVE is
\J composed entirely of carefully-selected
damaged and deleterious ingredients.
CHOKE’S "INFANT” DIGESTIVE sur-
prises the Baby.
/A HOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE
V_A amuses the elder brother.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE is
Up fatal to Rats.
/A HOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE
\_J puzzles the medical man.
/AHOKE’S INFANT :DIGESTIVE sends
VA the Mother into hysterics.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE.—The
VP Proprietors of this peculiar prepara-
tion have much pleasure in publishing the
following : —
The Laboratory, Houndsditch.
“Dear Sirs, — Your cheque to hand.
Thanks. I have examined the specimen of
your ‘ Digestive,’ and finding it contain
oxide of bismuth, copperas, treacle, fullers’
earth, and plaster of Paris in large quanti-
ties, should not advise you to recommend
more than five table-spoonfuls a day as a
dose for an infant three months old—unless,
of course, the sale happens to be unusually
flat. However, if you will take my advice,
1 think your best course will be to change
the label, and start it as a Veterinary Hair
Wash. It may flay, but anyhow, you won’t
be in for manslaughter.
“Yours analytically,
_“P. Kute, R.S.R.M.C.”
FURNITURE.—Rare Opportunity.—
A Gentleman is desirous of finding an
immediate purchaser for the following
splendid articles, comprising the almost
new and costly Furniture of his Drawing-
room. A grand centre-table with massive
claws, spring back patent creak and tilt
movement. Fine rich over-mantle, 50 x 46,
beautifully bevelled, with distorting plates.
Very bold German lounge, with swing legs ;
Gent and Lady’s ditto to match, and half-
a-dozen pleasantly starting walnut chairs,
the whole upholstered in best Hackney
Lyons velvet; together with suitable cabinet
and Parisian one-day clock, warranted to
strike all the hours at once. As the pro-
prietor only quite recently bought the above
for a mere song, and will be contented,
after paying a per-centage to the middle-
man, with a profit of nearly two hundred
per cent., he will be open to any reasonable
offer.
N.B.—Every article guaranteed to break
up and split to pieces the moment it is
sat upon.—Apply at once to Glue and
Sellum, the Diddlem Furnishing Company,
Old CuR_S. __ _
COALS, 18s. a Ton. Why give more?
The South Woe and Weal Company
are prepared to deliver any quantity of
their famous Kitchen Paving-stone at the
above low current price Combines clean-
liness with economy. Won’t light, won’t
burn. Puts fire out, and if over-heated,
blows up.—Order at once.
jy^ONEY ON UNEASY TERMS.
MONEY.—The Imperial London and
Seven Dials Discount and Banking
Crtdit Company are prepared to appear to
be willing to advance any amount they can
afford to the first remarkable idiot who
happens to be in sufficiently disagreeable
straits to warrant his making application
to them for a loan. For further particulars
apply to the Secretary, Skinner’s Chambers,
E.C.
MONEY.-NO SECRESY.-A highly
disreputable firm of Solicitors, the
individual members of which have all in
turns been struck off the rolls, are ready to
pretend that they have a Client who is
so permanently insane as to insist on ad-
vancing sums of money from five shillings to
£50,000 off-hand, without inquiry, refer-
ence, or security, to everybody who is at all
embarrassed and wants to get out of a mess
as quickly as possible at somebody else’s
expense. Apply to Messrs. Scald in & and
Filer, 32a, Cripplegate, who on receipt of
a guinea for preliminary charges and
inquiry fee, will promptly terminate the
whole negotiation, and never be heard of
again by the applicant._
MONEY.—The Unreal Advance and
. Personal Disappearance Company.
—Trustees sent out of their wits on the
very shortest notice by negotiating^ with the
above.—Secretary, Company’s Offices, 397,
Long-firm Acre, W.C.
MONEY.-SOLVENCY AVOIDED.-
Country Clergymen, Farmers, Pro-
vincial Tradesmen, and other people of
weak intellect and a confiding disposition
residing at a distance, can be instantly
accommodated by a private Gentleman
with Loans to any amount, at the moderate
rate of interest of 3 per cent. No fees,
inquiries, sureties, or security required or
expected; a small charge being merely
added to defray the cost of the stamp on
the promissory note, as under :—
Advance* 50 5 9143
,, £100 do. do. ... £ 23 19 9
,, £500 do. do. .. £117 1 5
The amount of the above instalments being
carefully calculated on strictly equitable
principles to cover only a limited margin of
profit, all costs incurred for brokerage and
selling up will be secured in the usual way
by proceedings in Bankruptcy.—Apply,
by letter, to “Confidence,” Post-Office,
Hookam Wick, E._
MONEY.—Eldest Sons and all other
extravagant Fools entitled to Pro-
perty by Will or Settlement on the death of
relatives, can play ducks-and-drakes with
their prospects, anticipate their future,
infuriate their families, and ruin them-
selves, without payment of fees, by applying
to the Universal Reversionary Aid and
Infants’ Equitable Insolvency Agency.
W
HY HAVE ANY INCOME?
TO THE EMBARRASSED.—All per-
sons in comfortable circumstances to
whom a prospect of 75 per cent, presents
advantages can instantly answer the above
question in a practical manner by sending
for the Universal Bogus All Sound and
Nothing EUe Stock and Share Circular.—
Send Postage Stamp to Mr. Backout, Bolt
Buddings, E.
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
285
gWAMPDALE PARK ESTATE.
^rHERE Not to live.
Q VVAMPDALE PARK ESTATE, un-
healthily situated, at an inconvenient
distance from London, on a Line noted for
its irregular and unpunctual passenger
service, is a neighbourhood to be avoided,
not only by rational people of ordinary
business habits, but by every one to whom
domestic comfort, economical living, _ aud
the preservation of good health.and spirits,
are objects of the slightest consideration.
QWAMPDALE PARK ESTATE.—
kD Showy, hut infamously constructed.
Villas are now to he had in the above dismal
and ill-drained locality at anything but
moderate rents.—Apply to Messrs. Lettum
and Leavem, Builders, at the Office.
rnHESE UNIQUE RESIDENCES
JL having been run up at the lowest pos-
sible cost, constructed entirely of unsound,
unseasoned, and rotten materials, and fitted
with an exploding warm-bath (plentiful
internal cold water supply on all the land-
ings and staircase during frost), ventilating
window-frames and removable hell-handles,
will prove a constant source of expense,
annoyance, and even alarm to the most
indifferent and easy-going tenant. More-
over, freely accessible to damp, and built
on a pestilential subsoil of such decaying
vegetable matter and other dangerous refuse
as has been shot there and allowed to accu-
mulate for years, with a view to providing
them with a suitable fever-producing
foundation, these appalling modern resi-
dences possess the still further sanitary
advantage of being entirely devoid of any
drainage system whatever.—For all further
particulars apply at the Office, as above.
/AHARHINO" BIJOU RESIDENCE.—
v_J To be Let, the above, situated in a
side street leading to a fashionable Mews,
adjacent to a rapidly improving West-End
Square. Gras escaping on a new system
under all the floors, and water (continual
supply) laid on through the roof. As the
late tenant is only leaving without paying
his rent and rates, in consequence of having
been nearly driven out of his mind by the
rats, he will part with the valuable re-
mainder of the lease of the above for the
extremely low premium of £500, which will
include the stair-rods, an immediate attack
of chronic rheumatism, and a hat left by
the last man in possession. — Apply to
Messrs. Burke and Blindum, House and
Estate Agents.
HE CYCLOPS STOVE."-"
T
W
HY NOT WASTE YOUR COALS?
THE CYCLOPS STOVE. — Puzzling,
intricate, and dangerous, letting you
in for an extra outlay of at least 125 per
cent, for fuel.
THE CYCLOPS STOVE.—A riddle to
Cooks. Can’t be managed by any-
body. Always red hot. A perfect marvel.
Roasts and boils everything and everybody
in the kitchen simultaneously.
rrHE CYCLOPS STOVE.—Warranted
_L to set any house on fire in fifteen
minutes.—For further particulars apply to
Cyclops Stove Company at the Manufac-
tory, Barrow-in-the Furnace.
OUR ADVERTISERS.
What they don’t tell us. Domestic and Financial.
QHOKE'S INFANT DIGESTIVE.
CHOKE’S INFANT" DIGESTIVE is not
a nutritious food._
CHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE is a
substitute for nothing.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE must
V_N not be confounded with an efficacious
medicinal preparation.
/AHOKE’S" INFANT DIGESTIVE is
\J composed entirely of carefully-selected
damaged and deleterious ingredients.
CHOKE’S "INFANT” DIGESTIVE sur-
prises the Baby.
/A HOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE
V_A amuses the elder brother.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE is
Up fatal to Rats.
/A HOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE
\_J puzzles the medical man.
/AHOKE’S INFANT :DIGESTIVE sends
VA the Mother into hysterics.
/AHOKE’S INFANT DIGESTIVE.—The
VP Proprietors of this peculiar prepara-
tion have much pleasure in publishing the
following : —
The Laboratory, Houndsditch.
“Dear Sirs, — Your cheque to hand.
Thanks. I have examined the specimen of
your ‘ Digestive,’ and finding it contain
oxide of bismuth, copperas, treacle, fullers’
earth, and plaster of Paris in large quanti-
ties, should not advise you to recommend
more than five table-spoonfuls a day as a
dose for an infant three months old—unless,
of course, the sale happens to be unusually
flat. However, if you will take my advice,
1 think your best course will be to change
the label, and start it as a Veterinary Hair
Wash. It may flay, but anyhow, you won’t
be in for manslaughter.
“Yours analytically,
_“P. Kute, R.S.R.M.C.”
FURNITURE.—Rare Opportunity.—
A Gentleman is desirous of finding an
immediate purchaser for the following
splendid articles, comprising the almost
new and costly Furniture of his Drawing-
room. A grand centre-table with massive
claws, spring back patent creak and tilt
movement. Fine rich over-mantle, 50 x 46,
beautifully bevelled, with distorting plates.
Very bold German lounge, with swing legs ;
Gent and Lady’s ditto to match, and half-
a-dozen pleasantly starting walnut chairs,
the whole upholstered in best Hackney
Lyons velvet; together with suitable cabinet
and Parisian one-day clock, warranted to
strike all the hours at once. As the pro-
prietor only quite recently bought the above
for a mere song, and will be contented,
after paying a per-centage to the middle-
man, with a profit of nearly two hundred
per cent., he will be open to any reasonable
offer.
N.B.—Every article guaranteed to break
up and split to pieces the moment it is
sat upon.—Apply at once to Glue and
Sellum, the Diddlem Furnishing Company,
Old CuR_S. __ _
COALS, 18s. a Ton. Why give more?
The South Woe and Weal Company
are prepared to deliver any quantity of
their famous Kitchen Paving-stone at the
above low current price Combines clean-
liness with economy. Won’t light, won’t
burn. Puts fire out, and if over-heated,
blows up.—Order at once.
jy^ONEY ON UNEASY TERMS.
MONEY.—The Imperial London and
Seven Dials Discount and Banking
Crtdit Company are prepared to appear to
be willing to advance any amount they can
afford to the first remarkable idiot who
happens to be in sufficiently disagreeable
straits to warrant his making application
to them for a loan. For further particulars
apply to the Secretary, Skinner’s Chambers,
E.C.
MONEY.-NO SECRESY.-A highly
disreputable firm of Solicitors, the
individual members of which have all in
turns been struck off the rolls, are ready to
pretend that they have a Client who is
so permanently insane as to insist on ad-
vancing sums of money from five shillings to
£50,000 off-hand, without inquiry, refer-
ence, or security, to everybody who is at all
embarrassed and wants to get out of a mess
as quickly as possible at somebody else’s
expense. Apply to Messrs. Scald in & and
Filer, 32a, Cripplegate, who on receipt of
a guinea for preliminary charges and
inquiry fee, will promptly terminate the
whole negotiation, and never be heard of
again by the applicant._
MONEY.—The Unreal Advance and
. Personal Disappearance Company.
—Trustees sent out of their wits on the
very shortest notice by negotiating^ with the
above.—Secretary, Company’s Offices, 397,
Long-firm Acre, W.C.
MONEY.-SOLVENCY AVOIDED.-
Country Clergymen, Farmers, Pro-
vincial Tradesmen, and other people of
weak intellect and a confiding disposition
residing at a distance, can be instantly
accommodated by a private Gentleman
with Loans to any amount, at the moderate
rate of interest of 3 per cent. No fees,
inquiries, sureties, or security required or
expected; a small charge being merely
added to defray the cost of the stamp on
the promissory note, as under :—
Advance* 50 5 9143
,, £100 do. do. ... £ 23 19 9
,, £500 do. do. .. £117 1 5
The amount of the above instalments being
carefully calculated on strictly equitable
principles to cover only a limited margin of
profit, all costs incurred for brokerage and
selling up will be secured in the usual way
by proceedings in Bankruptcy.—Apply,
by letter, to “Confidence,” Post-Office,
Hookam Wick, E._
MONEY.—Eldest Sons and all other
extravagant Fools entitled to Pro-
perty by Will or Settlement on the death of
relatives, can play ducks-and-drakes with
their prospects, anticipate their future,
infuriate their families, and ruin them-
selves, without payment of fees, by applying
to the Universal Reversionary Aid and
Infants’ Equitable Insolvency Agency.
W
HY HAVE ANY INCOME?
TO THE EMBARRASSED.—All per-
sons in comfortable circumstances to
whom a prospect of 75 per cent, presents
advantages can instantly answer the above
question in a practical manner by sending
for the Universal Bogus All Sound and
Nothing EUe Stock and Share Circular.—
Send Postage Stamp to Mr. Backout, Bolt
Buddings, E.