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December 20, 1884.]
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
297
OUR ADVERTISERS. (LITERARY.)
(N.JB.— Very Special.)
UTTER AND HOPELESS FAILURE IN' LIFE.
“ Utter and Hopeless Failure in Life ” at this festive season
of the year may be invited by many and enjoyed by all who neither
looking back into tbe Remotest Ages of antiquity, nor taking
any thought about the consequences likely to result in that not “Far
Distant but Inevitable To-Morrow,” indulge freely and simulta-
neously in porter, mild ales, hair-oil, dark sherries, sweet champagne,
muffins, tinned oysters, wedding-cake, beetle-poison, cough-lozenges,
Turkish sea-bathing, patent medicines, linoleum, and other delight-
ful but fatal Civilised Allurements to Destruction, which have
been, not once nor twice, but frequently condemned not only by the
Faculty but possibly, also, in his more refiective moments, by the
EMPEROR OF GERMANY,
who had, he remarked, on any occasion whatever that
LORD WOLSELEY, X.C.B.,
happening to find himself suddenly in one of the longest reaches of
the Blue Nile, seized by the heels, and on the spot
SWALLOWED BY AN ALLIGATOR!
would scarcely have time, even if disposed to do so, to make head or
tail of
THE TRUE SECRET OF SUCCESS,
need not have been so very far out in any other problematical calcu-
lation—he might have been called upon to hazard either in relation
to the possibility of his making, unaided, a fairly amusing but hap-
pily conceived wax effigy of
SIR WILLIAM HARCOURT, IP.,
or of any other pleasing and notable person that, carried carelessly
under a ladder, might involve an unforeseen pail of whitewash
COMING DOWN ON HIS HEAD !
But it must be always borne in mind by those to whom the above
Prologue is but a mystic introduction to the veiled but incalculable
blessing that is tofefloWtjfcah_ _
THE REAL S =~ BHfeOT A
CHR =-
— CO
Indeed, it has i — t-
that even the r:
ENFP1 e-
is no real Pana — ^
Butchers’ Bills -
of Anoetite. T zz.
sands,
•agCUUO U J_IA VA U4g, iJ __
— 0)
PUN( =-
— N
“ If certain r —
sets of figures on ~
counted right on E”
We always bre E-^
At Fourteen =.
At Seventeen i —
And crisp dr E w
Though Twen =—
dine.
I 0
oa
A Real Ch.
Battle.”
o
E E
ire for
Want
nneys.
rasand
ison of
fence a
News-
lorn of
.ty-four
-e to be
doubt,
eient ”
ten out
lean of
ETON FOOT-BALL.
Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.
CORNS
ED
Comer.
(I*
Post and Back Up Post.
4 A
H'
After the Kick-off James effected a
Pine Run,
C lA P
Change was announced.
Time was then called.
Flying Man.
Long Behind and Short Behind.
%
The Usual Bully.
iVj jMy Lo-d'}
*W-~rr<
11 'iilM
Which he finished up by sending the
Bawl just over the Cross Bar
A 'crim-age.
sz
They made one Rouge.
“L’Empire c’est la PiAce.”—At tbe Empire Theatre, to follow
Mr. Solomon’s Polly, comes not a young gentleman, but a La Belle
Sauvage Pocahontas, an Opera by the same Composer. If his work
is successful, the Directors and their Company will stick to Solomon,
and the Empire will be known as Solomon s Temple—of Opera Pouffe.
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
297
OUR ADVERTISERS. (LITERARY.)
(N.JB.— Very Special.)
UTTER AND HOPELESS FAILURE IN' LIFE.
“ Utter and Hopeless Failure in Life ” at this festive season
of the year may be invited by many and enjoyed by all who neither
looking back into tbe Remotest Ages of antiquity, nor taking
any thought about the consequences likely to result in that not “Far
Distant but Inevitable To-Morrow,” indulge freely and simulta-
neously in porter, mild ales, hair-oil, dark sherries, sweet champagne,
muffins, tinned oysters, wedding-cake, beetle-poison, cough-lozenges,
Turkish sea-bathing, patent medicines, linoleum, and other delight-
ful but fatal Civilised Allurements to Destruction, which have
been, not once nor twice, but frequently condemned not only by the
Faculty but possibly, also, in his more refiective moments, by the
EMPEROR OF GERMANY,
who had, he remarked, on any occasion whatever that
LORD WOLSELEY, X.C.B.,
happening to find himself suddenly in one of the longest reaches of
the Blue Nile, seized by the heels, and on the spot
SWALLOWED BY AN ALLIGATOR!
would scarcely have time, even if disposed to do so, to make head or
tail of
THE TRUE SECRET OF SUCCESS,
need not have been so very far out in any other problematical calcu-
lation—he might have been called upon to hazard either in relation
to the possibility of his making, unaided, a fairly amusing but hap-
pily conceived wax effigy of
SIR WILLIAM HARCOURT, IP.,
or of any other pleasing and notable person that, carried carelessly
under a ladder, might involve an unforeseen pail of whitewash
COMING DOWN ON HIS HEAD !
But it must be always borne in mind by those to whom the above
Prologue is but a mystic introduction to the veiled but incalculable
blessing that is tofefloWtjfcah_ _
THE REAL S =~ BHfeOT A
CHR =-
— CO
Indeed, it has i — t-
that even the r:
ENFP1 e-
is no real Pana — ^
Butchers’ Bills -
of Anoetite. T zz.
sands,
•agCUUO U J_IA VA U4g, iJ __
— 0)
PUN( =-
— N
“ If certain r —
sets of figures on ~
counted right on E”
We always bre E-^
At Fourteen =.
At Seventeen i —
And crisp dr E w
Though Twen =—
dine.
I 0
oa
A Real Ch.
Battle.”
o
E E
ire for
Want
nneys.
rasand
ison of
fence a
News-
lorn of
.ty-four
-e to be
doubt,
eient ”
ten out
lean of
ETON FOOT-BALL.
Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.
CORNS
ED
Comer.
(I*
Post and Back Up Post.
4 A
H'
After the Kick-off James effected a
Pine Run,
C lA P
Change was announced.
Time was then called.
Flying Man.
Long Behind and Short Behind.
%
The Usual Bully.
iVj jMy Lo-d'}
*W-~rr<
11 'iilM
Which he finished up by sending the
Bawl just over the Cross Bar
A 'crim-age.
sz
They made one Rouge.
“L’Empire c’est la PiAce.”—At tbe Empire Theatre, to follow
Mr. Solomon’s Polly, comes not a young gentleman, but a La Belle
Sauvage Pocahontas, an Opera by the same Composer. If his work
is successful, the Directors and their Company will stick to Solomon,
and the Empire will be known as Solomon s Temple—of Opera Pouffe.