DOI issue:
June 25, 1892
DOI Page / Citation link:https://doi.org/10.11588/diglit.17693#0315
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[June 25, 1892.
EARLY MISGIVINGS.
Newly-Married MP. "By Jove, Ten o'Clock ! I must go down to the House, it-
only to find someone to pair with."
His Wife. '' Oh, Darling, I thought you and I had Paired for Life ! "
"WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK;"
Or, Manoeuvring for a Hold.
Ye who have read in Homer's mighty song
How sage Ulysses, Ajax towering strong,
Met at the funeral games on Trojan sands,
"With knotted limbs and grip of sinewy hands,
To wrestle for the prize, attend, draw near,
And a new tale of coming tussle hear !
When great Achilles called them to the lists,
Those men of massive thews and ponderous
fists, _ [propose,
" Scarce did the chief the vigorous strife
When tower-like Ajax and Ulysses rose.
Amid the ring each nervous rival stands
Embracing rigid with implicit hands." [now
Now Greek meets Greek again, but wrestling
Is not as on old Ilion's shore, I trow ; [sheep.
Not now the olive crown, the long-wool'd
Is prize ; 'tis Power they strive to win and keep.
By diverse dodges and by novel " chips,"
Subtler " approaches, " andmore artful,; grips,"
The rival champions strive to lock and fell.
Gallia's devices, found to answer well
In wary onset and in finish slow,
Old Attic swiftness, seen in hold and throw.
Supplement or supplant. When Ajax stood
Before Ulysses, neither seemed in mood
For long manoeuvring. To the clutch they
came
With sinews of snap-steel and souls of flame.
" Close lock'd above, their heads and arm
are mix'd;
Below their planted feet at distance fix'd :
Like two strong rafters, which the builder
forms [storms;
Proof to the wintry winds and howling
Their tops connected, but at wider space
Fix'd on the centre stands their solid base."
So in old days. Now wrestlers shift like
snakes,
And dodge d la Dubois, for mightier stakes
Than olive, parsley, or the champion's belt
Can furnish forth.
Long time hath it been felt
That two superior champions, age-long foes,
At last must come to a conclusive close.
'' Defiled with honourable dust they roll,
Still breathing strife, and unsubdued of soul;
Again they rage, again to combat rise,"—
For one must win; these cannot share the
prize.
Great Glad stonides—place allow to age !—
A chief of seasoned strength and generous
rage,
Fell, at their last encounter, to the skill
Of him the swart of look, the stern of will,
Broad-shouldered Salisburion. Such defeat
Valiant and vigorous veteran well might fretc
He erst invincible, the Full of Days, [praise.
The Grand Old One, full-fed with power and
Achilles-Nestor, to no younger foe,
Because of one chance slip and casual throw,
The Champion's Belt is ready to resign ;
Nor may his foe the final fall decline.
So "Greek meets Greek" in wrestling rig
once more.
Not Ajax or Ulysses sly of yore,
Nor modern Steadman, Jameson, or Wright,
Was e'er more eager for the sinewy fight.
Much time is spent in "gettinginto grips."
Mark how each wrestler crouches, feints, and
slips! [ring,
Mark how they circle round and round the
Like wary " pug," like tiger on the spring,
Cautious as one, though as the other bold,
Eye, foot, and hand manoeuvring for a hold !
And when indeed they close in mutual clutch,
And put the champion honours to the touch,
Strain every muscle, try each latest " chip,"
Which man shall first relax his sinewy grip,
Be hiped, back-heeled, cross-buttocked, or
bored down,— [town.
That's just the question that now stirs the
The funeral games of a dead Parliament
Bring every hero eager from his tent:
Say, will Ulysses, for his art renown'd,
O'erturn the strength of Ajax on the ground?
Or will the strength of Ajax overthrow
The watchful caution of his artful foe ?
Will Salisburion fairly hold his own,
Or be by white-lock'd Gladstonides thrown ?
All ask, all wonder much, but who may say ?
" Another story " that, and for another day !
Mrs. Ramsbotham's attention was directed
to a letter in the Standard, of June 14, headed :
— "Nancy and the Cambridge Delegates."
She supposes that "this is another Spinning
House case like that of Daisy Hopkins and
the Cambridge Undergraduates." Mrs. M.
is indignant. "Delegate, indeed! most in-
delegate / call it."
Inharmonious Colours.—"It is under-
stood," observes the Observer, "that Mrs.
Browne-Potter and Mr. Bellew part com-
pany.' ' Evidently Browne and B ( el ) leav don't
go well together. Even the Potter's Art
cannot effect a successful blend.
A " Degree Better."—Why should not a
bankrupt who has successfully passed his ex-
amination be granted a degree, and add " CB."
(" Certificated Bankrupt") to his name ?
[June 25, 1892.
EARLY MISGIVINGS.
Newly-Married MP. "By Jove, Ten o'Clock ! I must go down to the House, it-
only to find someone to pair with."
His Wife. '' Oh, Darling, I thought you and I had Paired for Life ! "
"WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK;"
Or, Manoeuvring for a Hold.
Ye who have read in Homer's mighty song
How sage Ulysses, Ajax towering strong,
Met at the funeral games on Trojan sands,
"With knotted limbs and grip of sinewy hands,
To wrestle for the prize, attend, draw near,
And a new tale of coming tussle hear !
When great Achilles called them to the lists,
Those men of massive thews and ponderous
fists, _ [propose,
" Scarce did the chief the vigorous strife
When tower-like Ajax and Ulysses rose.
Amid the ring each nervous rival stands
Embracing rigid with implicit hands." [now
Now Greek meets Greek again, but wrestling
Is not as on old Ilion's shore, I trow ; [sheep.
Not now the olive crown, the long-wool'd
Is prize ; 'tis Power they strive to win and keep.
By diverse dodges and by novel " chips,"
Subtler " approaches, " andmore artful,; grips,"
The rival champions strive to lock and fell.
Gallia's devices, found to answer well
In wary onset and in finish slow,
Old Attic swiftness, seen in hold and throw.
Supplement or supplant. When Ajax stood
Before Ulysses, neither seemed in mood
For long manoeuvring. To the clutch they
came
With sinews of snap-steel and souls of flame.
" Close lock'd above, their heads and arm
are mix'd;
Below their planted feet at distance fix'd :
Like two strong rafters, which the builder
forms [storms;
Proof to the wintry winds and howling
Their tops connected, but at wider space
Fix'd on the centre stands their solid base."
So in old days. Now wrestlers shift like
snakes,
And dodge d la Dubois, for mightier stakes
Than olive, parsley, or the champion's belt
Can furnish forth.
Long time hath it been felt
That two superior champions, age-long foes,
At last must come to a conclusive close.
'' Defiled with honourable dust they roll,
Still breathing strife, and unsubdued of soul;
Again they rage, again to combat rise,"—
For one must win; these cannot share the
prize.
Great Glad stonides—place allow to age !—
A chief of seasoned strength and generous
rage,
Fell, at their last encounter, to the skill
Of him the swart of look, the stern of will,
Broad-shouldered Salisburion. Such defeat
Valiant and vigorous veteran well might fretc
He erst invincible, the Full of Days, [praise.
The Grand Old One, full-fed with power and
Achilles-Nestor, to no younger foe,
Because of one chance slip and casual throw,
The Champion's Belt is ready to resign ;
Nor may his foe the final fall decline.
So "Greek meets Greek" in wrestling rig
once more.
Not Ajax or Ulysses sly of yore,
Nor modern Steadman, Jameson, or Wright,
Was e'er more eager for the sinewy fight.
Much time is spent in "gettinginto grips."
Mark how each wrestler crouches, feints, and
slips! [ring,
Mark how they circle round and round the
Like wary " pug," like tiger on the spring,
Cautious as one, though as the other bold,
Eye, foot, and hand manoeuvring for a hold !
And when indeed they close in mutual clutch,
And put the champion honours to the touch,
Strain every muscle, try each latest " chip,"
Which man shall first relax his sinewy grip,
Be hiped, back-heeled, cross-buttocked, or
bored down,— [town.
That's just the question that now stirs the
The funeral games of a dead Parliament
Bring every hero eager from his tent:
Say, will Ulysses, for his art renown'd,
O'erturn the strength of Ajax on the ground?
Or will the strength of Ajax overthrow
The watchful caution of his artful foe ?
Will Salisburion fairly hold his own,
Or be by white-lock'd Gladstonides thrown ?
All ask, all wonder much, but who may say ?
" Another story " that, and for another day !
Mrs. Ramsbotham's attention was directed
to a letter in the Standard, of June 14, headed :
— "Nancy and the Cambridge Delegates."
She supposes that "this is another Spinning
House case like that of Daisy Hopkins and
the Cambridge Undergraduates." Mrs. M.
is indignant. "Delegate, indeed! most in-
delegate / call it."
Inharmonious Colours.—"It is under-
stood," observes the Observer, "that Mrs.
Browne-Potter and Mr. Bellew part com-
pany.' ' Evidently Browne and B ( el ) leav don't
go well together. Even the Potter's Art
cannot effect a successful blend.
A " Degree Better."—Why should not a
bankrupt who has successfully passed his ex-
amination be granted a degree, and add " CB."
(" Certificated Bankrupt") to his name ?