Punch: Punch (91.1886)

September 18, 1886.] PUNCH, OB THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

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NOVELTY IN ADVERTISING.

"Hallo, old Chap, what the boose does this mean!" to
^ "Well, yotj see, My Boy, 11c aweully hard to, and as I can ™ ™H7S sort. Good business, eh?"

Bubbles and Co. pay any amount for an entirely Novel and Artistic Adveriiseme>,t od

Conclusion— The above hints may serve as a rough guide to those
who have the necessary knowledge to fill in the outline from the bare
sketch. Should the various excursions cost only a trifle, it will be
best to draw out of your bank the balance of the usual sum you
expend on your Autumn holiday in five-pound notes. Having done
this, burn the precious documents. This may require some power of
will, and considerable self-sacrifice, but unless you follow the course
recommended, you will never get the full effect of a trip abroad. To
be perfectly realistic you should be in a position to say '' that you have
spent a jolly lot of money, and have precious little to show for it!

At Church.

The rush of her robe as she sweeps through the aisle
Wakes piety's frown, makes the cynical smile.
For keen through the organ's melodious swell
Comes ever " the sound of the church-going Belle."

A PENN'ORTH OF CONFEDERATION,
i f« Times Mr. Henniker Heaton advocates the establish-
^^VaK^ortt to the Colonies and India.]

The distant Bahamas,
And hot Singapore,
Have ne'er known such balm as

This tariff will pour ;
When real bonds unite us,
'Twill please us to think
We first had, to light us,
A Post Office " link."

ment of a Penny

'Tis a dream of the Future,

An excellent plan,
This Post Office suture,

That knits the whole clan !
There aren't very many

Reforms we can boast,
So good as a Penny

Imperial Post!

As small will the price be

A letter to send,
To Libya, or Chryse,

As now to Mile End;
Such news will seem glorious

In far Trinidad;
Will make Geelong uproarious,

Here's to him who invented

This noble idea!
May it ne'er be prevented

By huckstering fear!
So let us remove all

Our doubts of the toast.
And stamp, with approval,

rs „ , , (. „;i„ „™„,i jifinnn „ Will make Geelong uproarious, And stamp, with app:
OuERY.-Ought not a man who cannot easily spend £10,000 a w^m|f^alav m($. | The Imperial Post!
year to be described as an Income-poop P___™__■—