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November 12, 1881.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 217
THE WAY WE ADVERTISE NOW -
{For further Specimens, see Daily Papers.)
B
AMBOOZELUM.
BAMBOOZELUM.—The Universal Res-
torative.__
AMBOOZELUM. — A _ BeM^?~Sa
Captivating Preparation._
B
BAMBOOZELUM. — Is made from
choicest herbs gathered in the Bo-
rough Road.
B"'AMBOOZELUM. — Can "be-carried
_about in a small Portmanteau._
B~^AMBWZEl7UM^Maybe"eaten on the
top of an Omnibus.
B"AMBOOZELUM.—Can be taken safely
by a Prime Minister.
BAMBOOZELUM—Produces an agree-
able sensation in a Hansom Cab-
Horse.
AMBOOZELUM.—Should be put sur-
reptitiously into the soup, at public
dinners.
B^AMBOOZELCTM.—Is an invigorating
Beetle Poison. _
AMBOOZELUM. — Gives remarkable
zest to a Wedding Breakfast._
AMBOOZELUM—May be swallowed
with confidence in Articulo Mortis.
DR. HOCUS, MTF.R.S., FeUow of the"
Any-litical Society, and Medical
Officer of Health for Barking Flats, writes :
" Bamboozelum is an admirable compound
of carboniferous, farinaceous, bituminous,
and gelatinous phosphates, and, containing
the active principles of pork-chops, cheap
champagne, cod-liver oil, caviare, whiskey-
and-water, and tomato-sauce, in large
quantities, it should prove an invaluable
food for infants of a weakly habit. As I
have received a handsome cheque for this
testimony, and am to take a share of the
gross receipts of the sale, I can confidently
recommend Bamboozeltjm to the attention
of all young and inexperienced mothers.
No Nursery should be without it."
B
AMBOOZELUM.—Is a Hair-Wash.
BAMBOOZELUM. —Affords a delicate
Furniture-Polish._
BAMBOOZELUM.—Is a Substitute for
Train-On.__
BAMBOOZELUM. — Is a Relish at
Breakfast.
AMBOOZELUM. — Makes excellent
Fireworks.
AMBOOZELUM.—Pickles to perfec-
tion.
B
BAM
ti
B
AMBOOZELUM. —Is a Specific for
Sea-Sickness.
B
AMBOOZELUM. — Is a Specific for
Everything.
AN US VALID, at Dorking, writes:—
" Since I was persuaded by a friend
to make a meal of Bamboozeltjm I have
never since been able to put anything to my
lips. Don't send me any more."
ASECRETARY of a Burial Club writes:
—" Your Bamboozeltjm is a wonder-
ful compound. It has caused a run on this
Society that has nearly involved it in liqui-
dation."
AMBOOZELUM.—Can be had in
Packets at 2s. 3d., 5s. 9d., 15s. 6d.,
£2 17s. Gd., £25 5s., and £63 13s._
BAMBOOZELUM—Can be ordered any-
where and everywhere.
rjIHE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.—A wor^
derful and startling Emollient._
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP."— Take!
the Skin entirely off._
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP. — Puts
it partially on again.
T" HE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.— Without
a particle of emery powder, broken
glass, or brick cinders.___
THE ~SC AVENGER'S SOAP. — Tho-
roughly renews thewhole complexion.
rpHlOMPLTROXOTllUSSIA7
rjlHE EMPEROR OF GERMANY, and
THE EMPEROB, OF AtfeteM ijould
all be more clean and comfortable if
they would constantly use__
T^E-MiVENGER'S SOAP. — Sold
everywhere, and supplied on liberal
terms to Lunatic Asylums from the Com-
pany's Works, Flaybridge-on-the-Wash.
J)ACHYDERMATON.
P^CHYDERMATON. — The new Ma-
terial for Dress Coats.__
Pachydermat02i.—Is tfecfee* mi
warmer than a door-mat.
PACHYWRMATON^DoeT not crack,
_crease, or bend, or break._
P'XCHYDERMATON.—A RoyaFDuke
writes :—" My new dress coat of your
capital material is a great success. I can
not sit down in it, and it supports my back.
Wrhen may I expect the trousers ? "
PACHYDERMAT0N —A gentleman
from Colney Hatch writes :—" I never
knew what a strait-waistcoat meant before."
P"TClTYDERMATON.—Is an inflexible"
unyielding, everlasting, bullet-proof
material, useful for fancy suits, and well
adapted for Summer wear at the North
Pole. For price-list apply to Rlvett and
Block, Practical Tailors, Stone Buildings, E.
D
0 YOU WANT A WATCH ?
AY
HOSE ?
nnHE WOUND-UP WATCH COM-
JL PANY.
YOLTIZONE.—The new non-alcoholic
prostrating Intoxicant._
VOLTIZONK. — is headier than the
worst champagne._
Y-mmm^mm an uproar at a
Public Meeting._
VOLTIZONE.— Leads to the use of
carving-knives at a Wedding Break-
fast.
YOLTIZONE.—Induces a Comic Song
on the most solemn occasions.
VOLTIZONE. —Puts a Temperance
Chairman instantly under the table.
Y'~OLT'IZOSE.—The Ooinpany's Analyst
says :—"It is cleverly and whole-
somely put together. In strength I find it
is equal to the finest potato spirit, fifty
degrees above proof. I consider it a posi-
tive boon to the conscientious Teetotaller/^
yOLTLZONE can be had direct from
the Company's premises in cases of
5,000 bottles, or over.
ESSENCE OF .TINGOK.—The new
Medicine.
ESSENC¥1b¥^NG^7^Is~perfectly
tasteless.
E~SSENCE OF JINGOE.—Is practically
_invisible.
^"S^ENW"01^JTW0E:—Sparkles
JQj when you can see it.
E'SSEMJE «F JINGOE,—Is tne remedy
for Archbishops.
/■SSKXCK OF riNGOE.—Is of great
_assistance to Amateur Actors.
ESSENCE Of JINGOE.^Is'rk necessity
_for Acrobats.
ESSENCE OF JINGOE.—Is"the""manF
stay of everybody.
EEssence OFlTNGOK-~Ca!r kT^up^
plied in pills.
Essence' of .nmmf-G&n ie made
into Bath buns.
ESSENCEOF JINlTO!^(jarrbe turned
out in any shape.
JUST READ THIS:—
"I have been a martyr to Nervous
Irritability for upwards of seventeen years.
The slightest contradiction at dinner caused
me to throw a soup-plate at the head of
anybody I could see. I have got through
whole services, and was nearly ruining my-
self when I sent for a double sized quantity
of your Essence, and gave the whole of it
in a cup of coffee to my mother-in-law.
The effect was marvellous. We buried her
last Tuesday, and I am an altered man. I
find myself singing without knowing why.
You are at liberty to make what use you
like of this, withholding my real name for
fear of the Police.—X., The Swallows,
Herts."__
PERFECT WRECK RESTORED.
" I was a perfect wreck, and on the
arrival of a few nephews home for the holi-
days, my symptoms, comparatively dormant
before, became insupportable. Whenever
I sat down to table, I received a violent
shock, finding myself on the floor just as if
a chair had been pulled from under me.
Walking up-stairs, I experienced a feeling
as if cans of water were being emptied over
my head, the cold perspiration literally
drenching me to my boots. My delusions,
too, were frequent and appalling. At night
crackers seemed to go off in my candle,
while I was under a constant impression
that a clothes-brush had been cut up in
little bits on my bed. Fortunately, your
Essence arrived the very day my nephews
were leaving, and though, by some mis-
chance, after I had had a teaspoonful, the
rest of it was given in treacle to the pig, I
have felt wonderfully better _ ever _ since;
and this, though the house is quiet. I
regard this as little short of miraculous.—
T. R. Mtjeeeb, The Hole, Slough."__
SOCIAL LIFE SECURED.
"My digestive organs were in that
state that, whenever I dined, I imagined I
sat down opposite a ghost. Ever since
I have taken the Essence, in quart pots, I
have sat down with Six ! We form quite a
merry family circle. I enclose cheque for
next hogshead, and am, Yours faithfully,
F. Pulp, Turnham Green, W.
ESSENCE OF JINGOE.—Mind you ask
for the right thing.____
ESSENCE OF JINGK)E7"
Sold everywhere.
vol. lxxsj.
V
THE WAY WE ADVERTISE NOW -
{For further Specimens, see Daily Papers.)
B
AMBOOZELUM.
BAMBOOZELUM.—The Universal Res-
torative.__
AMBOOZELUM. — A _ BeM^?~Sa
Captivating Preparation._
B
BAMBOOZELUM. — Is made from
choicest herbs gathered in the Bo-
rough Road.
B"'AMBOOZELUM. — Can "be-carried
_about in a small Portmanteau._
B~^AMBWZEl7UM^Maybe"eaten on the
top of an Omnibus.
B"AMBOOZELUM.—Can be taken safely
by a Prime Minister.
BAMBOOZELUM—Produces an agree-
able sensation in a Hansom Cab-
Horse.
AMBOOZELUM.—Should be put sur-
reptitiously into the soup, at public
dinners.
B^AMBOOZELCTM.—Is an invigorating
Beetle Poison. _
AMBOOZELUM. — Gives remarkable
zest to a Wedding Breakfast._
AMBOOZELUM—May be swallowed
with confidence in Articulo Mortis.
DR. HOCUS, MTF.R.S., FeUow of the"
Any-litical Society, and Medical
Officer of Health for Barking Flats, writes :
" Bamboozelum is an admirable compound
of carboniferous, farinaceous, bituminous,
and gelatinous phosphates, and, containing
the active principles of pork-chops, cheap
champagne, cod-liver oil, caviare, whiskey-
and-water, and tomato-sauce, in large
quantities, it should prove an invaluable
food for infants of a weakly habit. As I
have received a handsome cheque for this
testimony, and am to take a share of the
gross receipts of the sale, I can confidently
recommend Bamboozeltjm to the attention
of all young and inexperienced mothers.
No Nursery should be without it."
B
AMBOOZELUM.—Is a Hair-Wash.
BAMBOOZELUM. —Affords a delicate
Furniture-Polish._
BAMBOOZELUM.—Is a Substitute for
Train-On.__
BAMBOOZELUM. — Is a Relish at
Breakfast.
AMBOOZELUM. — Makes excellent
Fireworks.
AMBOOZELUM.—Pickles to perfec-
tion.
B
BAM
ti
B
AMBOOZELUM. —Is a Specific for
Sea-Sickness.
B
AMBOOZELUM. — Is a Specific for
Everything.
AN US VALID, at Dorking, writes:—
" Since I was persuaded by a friend
to make a meal of Bamboozeltjm I have
never since been able to put anything to my
lips. Don't send me any more."
ASECRETARY of a Burial Club writes:
—" Your Bamboozeltjm is a wonder-
ful compound. It has caused a run on this
Society that has nearly involved it in liqui-
dation."
AMBOOZELUM.—Can be had in
Packets at 2s. 3d., 5s. 9d., 15s. 6d.,
£2 17s. Gd., £25 5s., and £63 13s._
BAMBOOZELUM—Can be ordered any-
where and everywhere.
rjIHE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.—A wor^
derful and startling Emollient._
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP."— Take!
the Skin entirely off._
THE SCAVENGER'S SOAP. — Puts
it partially on again.
T" HE SCAVENGER'S SOAP.— Without
a particle of emery powder, broken
glass, or brick cinders.___
THE ~SC AVENGER'S SOAP. — Tho-
roughly renews thewhole complexion.
rpHlOMPLTROXOTllUSSIA7
rjlHE EMPEROR OF GERMANY, and
THE EMPEROB, OF AtfeteM ijould
all be more clean and comfortable if
they would constantly use__
T^E-MiVENGER'S SOAP. — Sold
everywhere, and supplied on liberal
terms to Lunatic Asylums from the Com-
pany's Works, Flaybridge-on-the-Wash.
J)ACHYDERMATON.
P^CHYDERMATON. — The new Ma-
terial for Dress Coats.__
Pachydermat02i.—Is tfecfee* mi
warmer than a door-mat.
PACHYWRMATON^DoeT not crack,
_crease, or bend, or break._
P'XCHYDERMATON.—A RoyaFDuke
writes :—" My new dress coat of your
capital material is a great success. I can
not sit down in it, and it supports my back.
Wrhen may I expect the trousers ? "
PACHYDERMAT0N —A gentleman
from Colney Hatch writes :—" I never
knew what a strait-waistcoat meant before."
P"TClTYDERMATON.—Is an inflexible"
unyielding, everlasting, bullet-proof
material, useful for fancy suits, and well
adapted for Summer wear at the North
Pole. For price-list apply to Rlvett and
Block, Practical Tailors, Stone Buildings, E.
D
0 YOU WANT A WATCH ?
AY
HOSE ?
nnHE WOUND-UP WATCH COM-
JL PANY.
YOLTIZONE.—The new non-alcoholic
prostrating Intoxicant._
VOLTIZONK. — is headier than the
worst champagne._
Y-mmm^mm an uproar at a
Public Meeting._
VOLTIZONE.— Leads to the use of
carving-knives at a Wedding Break-
fast.
YOLTIZONE.—Induces a Comic Song
on the most solemn occasions.
VOLTIZONE. —Puts a Temperance
Chairman instantly under the table.
Y'~OLT'IZOSE.—The Ooinpany's Analyst
says :—"It is cleverly and whole-
somely put together. In strength I find it
is equal to the finest potato spirit, fifty
degrees above proof. I consider it a posi-
tive boon to the conscientious Teetotaller/^
yOLTLZONE can be had direct from
the Company's premises in cases of
5,000 bottles, or over.
ESSENCE OF .TINGOK.—The new
Medicine.
ESSENC¥1b¥^NG^7^Is~perfectly
tasteless.
E~SSENCE OF JINGOE.—Is practically
_invisible.
^"S^ENW"01^JTW0E:—Sparkles
JQj when you can see it.
E'SSEMJE «F JINGOE,—Is tne remedy
for Archbishops.
/■SSKXCK OF riNGOE.—Is of great
_assistance to Amateur Actors.
ESSENCE Of JINGOE.^Is'rk necessity
_for Acrobats.
ESSENCE OF JINGOE.—Is"the""manF
stay of everybody.
EEssence OFlTNGOK-~Ca!r kT^up^
plied in pills.
Essence' of .nmmf-G&n ie made
into Bath buns.
ESSENCEOF JINlTO!^(jarrbe turned
out in any shape.
JUST READ THIS:—
"I have been a martyr to Nervous
Irritability for upwards of seventeen years.
The slightest contradiction at dinner caused
me to throw a soup-plate at the head of
anybody I could see. I have got through
whole services, and was nearly ruining my-
self when I sent for a double sized quantity
of your Essence, and gave the whole of it
in a cup of coffee to my mother-in-law.
The effect was marvellous. We buried her
last Tuesday, and I am an altered man. I
find myself singing without knowing why.
You are at liberty to make what use you
like of this, withholding my real name for
fear of the Police.—X., The Swallows,
Herts."__
PERFECT WRECK RESTORED.
" I was a perfect wreck, and on the
arrival of a few nephews home for the holi-
days, my symptoms, comparatively dormant
before, became insupportable. Whenever
I sat down to table, I received a violent
shock, finding myself on the floor just as if
a chair had been pulled from under me.
Walking up-stairs, I experienced a feeling
as if cans of water were being emptied over
my head, the cold perspiration literally
drenching me to my boots. My delusions,
too, were frequent and appalling. At night
crackers seemed to go off in my candle,
while I was under a constant impression
that a clothes-brush had been cut up in
little bits on my bed. Fortunately, your
Essence arrived the very day my nephews
were leaving, and though, by some mis-
chance, after I had had a teaspoonful, the
rest of it was given in treacle to the pig, I
have felt wonderfully better _ ever _ since;
and this, though the house is quiet. I
regard this as little short of miraculous.—
T. R. Mtjeeeb, The Hole, Slough."__
SOCIAL LIFE SECURED.
"My digestive organs were in that
state that, whenever I dined, I imagined I
sat down opposite a ghost. Ever since
I have taken the Essence, in quart pots, I
have sat down with Six ! We form quite a
merry family circle. I enclose cheque for
next hogshead, and am, Yours faithfully,
F. Pulp, Turnham Green, W.
ESSENCE OF JINGOE.—Mind you ask
for the right thing.____
ESSENCE OF JINGK)E7"
Sold everywhere.
vol. lxxsj.
V