Punch: Punch (81.1881)

August 13, 1881.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 63

''THE LITTLE VULGAR (SCOTCH) BOY."

It was a little vulgar boy, exceeding sharp, and Scotch,
At Westminster Aquarium he stood the fish to watch.
He willingly had got at them, but, helpless so to do,
Indulged, like little vulgar boys in general, in " Yah-loo ! "
He was a very cock-nosed boy, which tempted him, no doubt,
" To put his thumb unto that nose, and spread his fingers out.'

Says he, " 0 yus, you look 0. K." (the boy meant " Orl Korrect")
" You fancy you 're big whales and tbings with backbones, I expect.
Yah-boo ! you flabby, flopping, floundering flats, as limp as small,
You 're only helpless jelly-fish, with not no spines at all! "
The creatures in the Tank appeared his oheek to quite enjoy,
But took no other notice of that little vulgar boy.

a ee vised vebsion. one oe ben TEOVATo's.

" Approbation from Sir William Haecoubt is praise indeed." " Aetee the Session," said the D-ke of Aeg-ll, "I shall stay at

Quotation from an adaptation of A Cure for the Heartache, to be the sea-side." "Another Sea-session!" exclaimed Prof. Th-b-ld

called A Cure for the Harcourt, by the Right Hon. W. E. G-. R-g-es. The D-ke smiled, and went jelly-fishing at a pastry-cook's.