DOI issue:
July 11, 1885
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JULY 11, 1885.]
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
21
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS.
^LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are
-l sure preventive against inaction.
E
E
p LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are re-
plete with vital energy.
p LECTRO-VOLCANIC"
quite irrepressible.
BOOTS are
ip LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS can be
-i worn by the greatest invalid.
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS once
got on can never be got off.
IT LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS produce
J instant excitement.
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC
automatically.
BOOTS kick
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS will in-
volve the most paralysed in a violent
street-row.
E~ LECTRO-VOLCANIC
lumbago a luxury.
BOOTS make
ELECTRO-YOLCANIC BOOTS accom-
plish laps for the rheumatic.
Electro-volcanic boots useful
at football.
Electro-volcanic boots, in-
fallible at a Levee.
Electro-volcanic boots, a boon
at a Subscription Dance.
Electro-volcanic boots enable
the "Wearer to approach the Supper-
table by leaps and bounds.
TP LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS, fitted
XL with Spurs, will win the Derby on
anything.
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are in-
-I. J valuable at Business Interviews.
Electro-volcanic boots in-
stantly humble a Solicitor.
ELECTRO-YOLCANTC BOOTS make a
Dustman courteous.
ji LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS dumb-
1 found an Income-tax Commissioner.
E
Electro-volcanic boots rapidly
solve questions of medical etiquette.
E~~TeCTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS greatly
enliven a sick chamber.
Electro-volcanic-boots create
diversion at a wedding-breakfast.
xt'lectro-volcanic boots are a
-LLi universal stimulator.
E
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS.
W. Ribstoit, formerly of 191a, Coles-
borough Road, "West Bingham, writes:—
' For seven-and-twenty years I lay pros-
trate on a sofa in my back parlour, groan-
ing and unable to bear even the auction
columns of the Times Supplement read to
Jne for more than six hours at a stretch,
till I luckily was induced to purchase a pair
of your marvellous boots. The result has
been magical. I now can never see a five-
barred gate or an area-railing without at-
tempting to jump over it, and, owing to my
dancing a perpetual double shuffle from
fflorning to night wherever I go, I have
five times been expelled from the reading-
room of my own Club, on three occasions
"with force, and am now, in consequenoe,
finishing a nine months' sentence in one of
Her Majesty's best gaols. I cannot suffi-
ciently thank you. You are at liberty to
make what use you can of this letter."
OUR ADVERTISERS.
Eleotro-Galvanic, Therapeutic, &o.
T
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON.
T
T
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON. No up-
roar is complete without it.
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON .is .in-
valuable in a Family Dispute.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON multi-
plies a hundredfold the power of the
Human Voice.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON Breaks
the Drum of both Ears.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON assimi-
lates the feeblest utterance to the re-
port of a Hand-grenade.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON renders
a Costermonger the terror of the
Neighbourhood. _
T~ HE DYNAMITAP HO NIKON will
cause a whispered Nothing to Deafen
a whole Dinner-table.
TV1 K. DYNAMITAPIIONIKOX turns a
Funny Man into a demon.
A COUNTRY CLERGYMAN writes
" I had long sufiered from an exces-
sive weakness of the Larynx, and, though
in the habit of Preaching to a large Congre-
gation, I had felt so convinced that not a
syllable I uttered could be heard by any
one present, that I purchased one of your
priceless Instruments. Since I have used
it, I have been told that every word of each
Sermon I have delivered has been distinctly
audible, and, notwithstanding the fact that
I have, as yet, only given three, I have
already quite emptied my Church."
ACOUNTER-TENOR writes
" Having, through a certain want of
sweetness and power iu my two upper oc-
taves, been hooted from the platform of
every provincial concert I have attended
now for some years past, I was advised to
try your Dynamitaphonikon. The result
has been truly marvellous. My voice has
returned with all its former flexibility, and
I now have succeeded in obtaining an en-
gagement as a permanent fog-signal in a
revolving light on the South-East Coast."
A MEMBER OF THE IRISH PARTY
writes :—" Your instrument is superb,
and has given much satisfaction. Send us
another dozen."
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON.
For tariff of prices and full particulars
apply to the Central Depot, Bawls Pond, E.
STUBBS' MAGNETIC CHAIN
ARMOUR.
H
ay" fever.
TNSTANT RELIEF may be afforded to
-L those afflicted with this distressing
malady by having recourse to a complete
suit of
s
TUBBS' MAGNETIC
ARMOUR.
CHAIN
STUBBS' MAGNETIC CHAIN
ARMOUR can be worn either outside
or inside the ordinary clothes.
Testimonial, y. m. writes: —
" Since I have put on your Suit of
Magnetic Chain Armour, I have not been
able, for a single moment, even to think of
Hay Fever. It has disappeared quite
wonderfully. The stifling sensation seems
quite a seoondary matter now that I have
managed to fasten the Helmet, while as to
sneezing, I haven't room to do it."
fJHHE CRADLE BATTERY.
THE CRADLE BATTERY energises
the Baby.
THE CRADLE BATTERY compels the
Baby to rock himself.
T
HE CRADLE BATTERY entirely does
away with Soothing Syrup.
THE CRADLE BATTERY renders
Teething perfectly unnecessary.
THE CRADLE IiATTKRY is a Scien-
tific, but Safe and Simple application
of the most recently-developed potencies of
Electro-magnetic energy to the Natural
Vitalising and Stimulation of the Physical
and Mental Capabilities of the Infant
Frame.
THE CRADLE BATTERY. Writing
to the North Utica Medical De-
faulter, Dr. "W. R. Fltngs, D.M.Q.S.,
says:—"In cases of Backward Growth, I
have found this little ingenious Instrument
advertised as invaluable. Weighing only
Seventeen Pounds it is, I should say, easily
attached to any ordinary berceaunette, and,
I believe, in all cases where it has been used
it has produced the most interesting and
even astonishing results."
THE CRADLE BATTERY stupifies the
Baby in the Day-time.
THE CRADLE BATTERY wakes the
Baby, up in the middle of the Night.
THE CRADLE BATTERY sends the
Baby's father into lodgings.
THE CRADLEBATTERY enables the
Baby rapidly to breakfast on Mutton
Chops.
THE CRADLE BATTERY hurries on
the Baby's Hair at a rush.
THE CRADLE BATTERY brings it off
again at a gallop.
THE CRADLE BATTERY surrounds
the Baby with Dynamic Forces.
THE CRADLE BATTERY obliges even
the Nurse to approach the Baby
with considerable caution.
THE CRADLE BATTERY damages the
Baby's prospects with the Baby's
Godfather.
THE CRADLE BATTERY fells the
Baby's Grandmamma.
npHE CRADLE BATTERY affords
I constant Recreation to the Baby's
Brother.
THE CRADLE BATTERY stimulates
all the Baby's faculties.
THE CRADLE BATTERY makes the
Baby anxious to get out of the Cradle.
THE CRADLE BATTERY When not
required for the Cradle, may be used
effectively against Burglars.
THE CRADLE BATTERY can be
utilised for blasting purposes.
rjlHE CRADLE BATTERY may be re-
_L garded as an effective Torpedo.
THE CRADLE BATTERY is a power-
ful illuminant.
npHE CRADLE BATTERY gWlhe
JL light of 136 candles.
THE CRADLE BATTERY will kill a
cab-horse.
The cradle battery.
For further particulars apply to the
Company's Works, Rookover, Herts.
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
21
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS.
^LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are
-l sure preventive against inaction.
E
E
p LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are re-
plete with vital energy.
p LECTRO-VOLCANIC"
quite irrepressible.
BOOTS are
ip LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS can be
-i worn by the greatest invalid.
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS once
got on can never be got off.
IT LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS produce
J instant excitement.
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC
automatically.
BOOTS kick
ELECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS will in-
volve the most paralysed in a violent
street-row.
E~ LECTRO-VOLCANIC
lumbago a luxury.
BOOTS make
ELECTRO-YOLCANIC BOOTS accom-
plish laps for the rheumatic.
Electro-volcanic boots useful
at football.
Electro-volcanic boots, in-
fallible at a Levee.
Electro-volcanic boots, a boon
at a Subscription Dance.
Electro-volcanic boots enable
the "Wearer to approach the Supper-
table by leaps and bounds.
TP LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS, fitted
XL with Spurs, will win the Derby on
anything.
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS are in-
-I. J valuable at Business Interviews.
Electro-volcanic boots in-
stantly humble a Solicitor.
ELECTRO-YOLCANTC BOOTS make a
Dustman courteous.
ji LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS dumb-
1 found an Income-tax Commissioner.
E
Electro-volcanic boots rapidly
solve questions of medical etiquette.
E~~TeCTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS greatly
enliven a sick chamber.
Electro-volcanic-boots create
diversion at a wedding-breakfast.
xt'lectro-volcanic boots are a
-LLi universal stimulator.
E
LECTRO-VOLCANIC BOOTS.
W. Ribstoit, formerly of 191a, Coles-
borough Road, "West Bingham, writes:—
' For seven-and-twenty years I lay pros-
trate on a sofa in my back parlour, groan-
ing and unable to bear even the auction
columns of the Times Supplement read to
Jne for more than six hours at a stretch,
till I luckily was induced to purchase a pair
of your marvellous boots. The result has
been magical. I now can never see a five-
barred gate or an area-railing without at-
tempting to jump over it, and, owing to my
dancing a perpetual double shuffle from
fflorning to night wherever I go, I have
five times been expelled from the reading-
room of my own Club, on three occasions
"with force, and am now, in consequenoe,
finishing a nine months' sentence in one of
Her Majesty's best gaols. I cannot suffi-
ciently thank you. You are at liberty to
make what use you can of this letter."
OUR ADVERTISERS.
Eleotro-Galvanic, Therapeutic, &o.
T
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON.
T
T
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON. No up-
roar is complete without it.
HE DYNAMITAPHONIKON .is .in-
valuable in a Family Dispute.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON multi-
plies a hundredfold the power of the
Human Voice.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON Breaks
the Drum of both Ears.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON assimi-
lates the feeblest utterance to the re-
port of a Hand-grenade.
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON renders
a Costermonger the terror of the
Neighbourhood. _
T~ HE DYNAMITAP HO NIKON will
cause a whispered Nothing to Deafen
a whole Dinner-table.
TV1 K. DYNAMITAPIIONIKOX turns a
Funny Man into a demon.
A COUNTRY CLERGYMAN writes
" I had long sufiered from an exces-
sive weakness of the Larynx, and, though
in the habit of Preaching to a large Congre-
gation, I had felt so convinced that not a
syllable I uttered could be heard by any
one present, that I purchased one of your
priceless Instruments. Since I have used
it, I have been told that every word of each
Sermon I have delivered has been distinctly
audible, and, notwithstanding the fact that
I have, as yet, only given three, I have
already quite emptied my Church."
ACOUNTER-TENOR writes
" Having, through a certain want of
sweetness and power iu my two upper oc-
taves, been hooted from the platform of
every provincial concert I have attended
now for some years past, I was advised to
try your Dynamitaphonikon. The result
has been truly marvellous. My voice has
returned with all its former flexibility, and
I now have succeeded in obtaining an en-
gagement as a permanent fog-signal in a
revolving light on the South-East Coast."
A MEMBER OF THE IRISH PARTY
writes :—" Your instrument is superb,
and has given much satisfaction. Send us
another dozen."
THE DYNAMITAPHONIKON.
For tariff of prices and full particulars
apply to the Central Depot, Bawls Pond, E.
STUBBS' MAGNETIC CHAIN
ARMOUR.
H
ay" fever.
TNSTANT RELIEF may be afforded to
-L those afflicted with this distressing
malady by having recourse to a complete
suit of
s
TUBBS' MAGNETIC
ARMOUR.
CHAIN
STUBBS' MAGNETIC CHAIN
ARMOUR can be worn either outside
or inside the ordinary clothes.
Testimonial, y. m. writes: —
" Since I have put on your Suit of
Magnetic Chain Armour, I have not been
able, for a single moment, even to think of
Hay Fever. It has disappeared quite
wonderfully. The stifling sensation seems
quite a seoondary matter now that I have
managed to fasten the Helmet, while as to
sneezing, I haven't room to do it."
fJHHE CRADLE BATTERY.
THE CRADLE BATTERY energises
the Baby.
THE CRADLE BATTERY compels the
Baby to rock himself.
T
HE CRADLE BATTERY entirely does
away with Soothing Syrup.
THE CRADLE BATTERY renders
Teething perfectly unnecessary.
THE CRADLE IiATTKRY is a Scien-
tific, but Safe and Simple application
of the most recently-developed potencies of
Electro-magnetic energy to the Natural
Vitalising and Stimulation of the Physical
and Mental Capabilities of the Infant
Frame.
THE CRADLE BATTERY. Writing
to the North Utica Medical De-
faulter, Dr. "W. R. Fltngs, D.M.Q.S.,
says:—"In cases of Backward Growth, I
have found this little ingenious Instrument
advertised as invaluable. Weighing only
Seventeen Pounds it is, I should say, easily
attached to any ordinary berceaunette, and,
I believe, in all cases where it has been used
it has produced the most interesting and
even astonishing results."
THE CRADLE BATTERY stupifies the
Baby in the Day-time.
THE CRADLE BATTERY wakes the
Baby, up in the middle of the Night.
THE CRADLE BATTERY sends the
Baby's father into lodgings.
THE CRADLEBATTERY enables the
Baby rapidly to breakfast on Mutton
Chops.
THE CRADLE BATTERY hurries on
the Baby's Hair at a rush.
THE CRADLE BATTERY brings it off
again at a gallop.
THE CRADLE BATTERY surrounds
the Baby with Dynamic Forces.
THE CRADLE BATTERY obliges even
the Nurse to approach the Baby
with considerable caution.
THE CRADLE BATTERY damages the
Baby's prospects with the Baby's
Godfather.
THE CRADLE BATTERY fells the
Baby's Grandmamma.
npHE CRADLE BATTERY affords
I constant Recreation to the Baby's
Brother.
THE CRADLE BATTERY stimulates
all the Baby's faculties.
THE CRADLE BATTERY makes the
Baby anxious to get out of the Cradle.
THE CRADLE BATTERY When not
required for the Cradle, may be used
effectively against Burglars.
THE CRADLE BATTERY can be
utilised for blasting purposes.
rjlHE CRADLE BATTERY may be re-
_L garded as an effective Torpedo.
THE CRADLE BATTERY is a power-
ful illuminant.
npHE CRADLE BATTERY gWlhe
JL light of 136 candles.
THE CRADLE BATTERY will kill a
cab-horse.
The cradle battery.
For further particulars apply to the
Company's Works, Rookover, Herts.