Punch: Punch (89.1885)

312

PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. .

[December 26, 1885.

Paper-Knife Poems, 214, 254, 276, &c.
Papers from Pumphandle Court, 13, 72
Parnell and his Plank, 197
Parrot Cries, 14
Pastoral Players (The), 18
Peasant Proprietor (The), 218
" Peasant to his Pig " (The), 231
Perils of the Pavement, 71
Philosopher Oat (The), 287
Picture Papers (The), 213
Plague of Adjectives (A), 74
Plea for the Pilots (A), 281
Poets Cornered, 29
Political Kisses, 274
Political Polo Match (The), 138
Philistine on the Primrose, lb8
Politics and Politeness, 205
Potting Prizes, 294
Prehistoric Man, 203
Premier's Primer (The), 5
Professors of Poetry, 275
Proof very Positive, 74
Protest (A), 58
Proverbial Philosophy, S9
Public and the " Publics " (The), 1£6
Pugnacious Penmen, 305
Punch's Occasional Fables, 17
Queen's English (The), 61
Questionable Convert (A), 174
Quid pro Quo, 166
Quite above Board. 57
Quite New and Entirely Original, 50
Raisinable Warning, 90
Readings for the Recess, 112
"Ready, aye Ready 1" 142
Real Watts (The;, 14
Reappearance of the Popular Favourite,
222

Reasons of my non-Return (The), 273
Recreation and Rowdyism, 34
Rectification (A), 15
Return of the Tourist (The), 503
Reverie of a Poor Squeezed 'Un, 302
Revised Versions, 2i4
Revolutionary Squadron (The), 1
Rbyme by a Newcastle Radical, 287
Rich and Rare, 300
Rights of it (The), 261
" Ring and the Book " (The), 41
Rival Umbrellas (The), 170
Robert decides how to Wote, 265
Robert on the River, 87, 124
Robtrt versus Roberts, 257
Rowers on the Lea (The), 99
Rowland for an Oliver (A), 37
Royal Wedding (A), 38, 63
Safety on the Sea-shore, 88
S.A. Manoeuvres (The), 99
Sanitary Sage (A), 210
Scare for Sportsmen (A), 192
Selling Off, 60

Sentimental Humanity, 179

Sheriffs' Day in the City, 3

Sheriff's Office and the Sheiiff's Officer

(The), 243
Short Anecdote by Ben Trovato, 194
Short Holiday Cruise (A), 136, 148, 172,
&c.

Shot in the Dark (A), 142
Showing their Hands, 174
Show Off, 207

Silly Commander (The), 217
Singular Shot (A), 111
Sir Moses Montefiore, 70
Sir Ralph Allen Gosset, 27 5
" Six of One," 149
Smells of Lea (The), 117
Soap-and-Waterless July (A), 9
"Sold!" 226

Some More Confessions, 146
Something like a Heckle, 237
Something to Read, 170
Song and Suggestion, 261
Song at Scarborough, 130
Song for Skegness (A), 137
Song in a Smock Frock, 168
Song of an Outsider, 166
Song of a Slow Movement, 96
Song of the Signalman, 170
Sorrows of a Metropolitan Candi-
date, 157, 208, 233, &c.

Speaking Generally, 141
Sporting Events, 69
S-s-s-h! 15

"Steady, Sir, Steady I" 17
Steel Pegasus (A). 2^8
" Stock-a-Buv-Baby !" 242
Substantial Grievance (A), 209
8unday Closing, 227
Super-human Nature, 169
" Super's " Complaint (The), 45
Surprisal of the Fittest, Ifi
"Sword is Mightier than the

Pen "(The), 297
Tale of a Whale (The), 1(0
Tales of Hope, 61
Tender, if True, 113
Tennysoil's Trouble*. 59
' Terrible Child " (The), 118

Thames and its Tributaries (The), 63

That Cow Again I 285

Theebaw's-Diary, 278

Their Own Mixture, 65

" They've got no work to do 53

Those Forty Years, 237

Three 8ides of it, 266

Tips ! Tips ! Tips ! 49

Tip to Our Talkers, 227

Tip to Statisticians (A), 198

" 'Tis Merry in Hall," 310

Too Bad! 289

To some Distinguished Amateurs, 57

Total of the Election, 297

To the Daring Duckling, 158

Tourist in Town (The), 109, 122, 141, &c.

Truth in Earnest, 239

Tupper Re-Tupper'd, 216

Turn of the Tide (The), 282

Twelfth of August (The), 82

" Twelve Words only," 183

Two Obadiahs (The), 2£5

Two Old Friends, 269

Unauthorised Veision (The), 561

" Under which King, Bezonian?" 214

Un Peu de Shows, 303

Un-service-able Franchise (An), 263

Unwelcome Guest (An), 161

Verb. Sap.. 99, 245

Very New Rules of Billiards, 218

Very Spotless Spot (A), 193

Very well Out of it, 97

" Villany Triumphant," 98

Vote of the Red and the Blue (The), 246

Wail in Wales (A), 201

Waist Not, Want Not, 2C6

Waiting a War-Cry, 90

Waiting for the Verdict, 255

Waiting to Follow, 230

Waits (The), 306

Wanted, a Revised Version, 243

Warfare at Islington, 12

Watt's Up Again, 65

Way we Advertise this Week, 133

" What is a Girl to do ? " 207

What shall it be ? 208

What will they Do with it ? 234

"Where are you Driving to ? " 268

Which is Which? 37

Who'd have Thought it ? 119

Wholesome Corrective (A), 111

" Why am I a Liberal ? " 228

Why, Iudeed ? 209

With Local Colour, 118

With the Stream, 54

Wizard's Curse (The), 268

Wolff and the Lambs (The\ 151

Wolff in Sheep's Clothing (The). 22

Working Man's Friend (.The), 241

Write and Wrong, 289

LARGE ENGRAVINGS.
" All at Sea I" 43

Battle of the Frogs and Mice (The), 259
Calling them Home, 247
Ch«- eky Chick (The), 163
" Cloture " at Last (The), 67
Contending Swains (The), 187
False Alarm (A), 211
" Fresh Paint!" 7 S.

" Going to the Country," 31
" Hooray ! All over !" 295
" How shall we Three meet again ? " 271
Irish Horse and his Master (?) (The), 115
Irish "Vampire" (The), IP9
" Irrepressible" Tourist (The), 103
Little " Difference " (A), 127
Looking Ahead 1 151

New Captain (The), 19
" Not for Joe !" 235
One Warning More 1 79
Open Door (The), 175
Political Polo Match (The), 139
Reappearance of the Popular Favourite,"
223

Turn of the Tide (The), 283
Waits (The), £07
" What's his Next' Cry' ? " 91
With the Stream, 55

SMALL ENGRAVINGS.

Alderman's Fear of a Title, 34
American Aristocracy (An). 154
Artist and Fair Stranger, 23
Asking a Baritone to Sing, 270
Aunt Jemima and French Cabman, 266
Baby's New Bonnet, 242
Bathing Machines in the Tide, 105
Beauty versus Intellect, 246
Being Photographed on the Sands, 65
Blaming the Dog for Missed Shots, 126
Bore's Conversation (A), 294
Bribing the Gamekeeper, 146
Bricklayer and Government Clerk, 168
Bumble and the Beefeater, 98
Burmese Toad (The), 215
Cabman's Opinion of the French, 239
Cats and Muzzled Dogs, S06
Central Criminal Court (The), 219
Challenging the Captain to a Race, 309
Charing Cross Station, 202
Chemist and Lady Customer, 262
Choosing their Three Acres. 291
Christmas Cards in September, 161
Comic Song in French (A), 54
Cook and the Ice (The), 62
Country Aunt and Whitebait, 50
Country Groom in London, 45
Countrymen on Vestments, 142
Crowd of Boats at Molesey Lock, 119
Deaf Old Gentleman in Company, 1S8
Deer-Forest Owner and Gillie, 230
Dogs' " Tug of War," 75
" Dolly " Churchill at Sheffield, 123
Effect of a Novice's Shooting, 165
Egyptian Loan (The), 84
Election of Lord Mayor at Gui'dhall, 238
Elsie tears a Radical Placard, 282
Entangled Fish-Lines (The), 114
Enviable Drawing-Master (An), 102
Eva in Mamma's Dressing-room, 138
Ex-M.P.'s " Out in the Cold." 279
Feeding a Disagreeable Husband, 206
Forgetting Reply to Dinner Invite, 218
Frenchman whom Everybody invites, 6
German Sausage and Spanish Onion, 135
Gentlemen Cricketers at Lords, 143
Gladstone distributing Peerages, 2
Gladstone "Hard Hit," 2£6
Gladstone's Old Umbrella, 171
Golfers in Scotland, 174
Goodwood Stakes, 49
Granville Express (The), 178
Hansom Horse and the Splash-Board 35
Highland Coachman and Saxon Pas-
senger, 203
Hotel Visitor and Waiter, 106
Housemaid and Irish Milkman, 71
Hunting Doctor and Cottager, 211
In " Gladstone's Room," 59
Ins and Outs at Speaker's Lev6e, 107
International Inventions Exhibition, 131
In the Paddock at Doncaster, 155
Irritable Model's Repartee, 222
Jarvis's Bank Holiday, 69
Juggernaut Tram-Car (The), 89

Lady hooking a Fish, 150
Lady Driver's Logic (A), 129
Last Appearance of Mme. Inventories, 231
Last Ball of the Season (The), 186
Latest Yatching Jotting, 145
•Letting go the Punt-Pole, 24
Liberal and Conservative Husband, 274
Liberal Garden Party (A). 83
Little Boys and French Maid, 166
Long Shots, 109

Lord Rosebery and Prince of Wales, 51
Lord Rosebery's Broad Views, 213
Lord Splashboard s Horse in a Cab, 88
Manners' Sixpenny Telegram, 167
Meat Salesman and Farmer, 226
Meeting the Wrong People, 18
Merry Meeting at Royal Institution, 15
Miss Brown accompanies Bagpipes, 130
Miss Gladys's Lawn-Tennis Shoes. SO
Miss House of Commons' Toys, 310
Mistakes in French Exercise, 100
Model British Matron and Statue, 195
Molly's Sash, 194
More Yachting Jottings, 121
Mr. Brown's Salmon-Stalking Dress, 135
Mr. Punch and the Old Models, 267
Needy Friend and Lucky Speculator, 251
New Fourth Party (The), 47
New Ministry in Old Attitudes, 10
Objections to Seaside Resorts, 74
Old and New Styles of Duelling, 81
Old Lady and Draper's Shopman, 87
Old Lady and Railway Porter, 82
Only True Home-Rulers (The), 303
Our Own Court Circular, 299
Over-praising Sir George's Wife, 42
Oyster and the Grouse (The), 73
Papa Keeping up his French, 234
Parcel Post in the Country, 153
Parliamentary Clarke (The), 59
Parliamentary Magic Lantern, 250
Pauper's Medical Dose (The), 39
Piano at the Country House (The), 78
Playing Lawn-Tennis in the Raiu, 254
Policeman and Two Organ-grinders, 227
Portrait Painter's Looking-class (A), 210
Powers waiting for the Verdict, 255
Prince's Next Tour (The), 190
Princess of Wales's Picture (The), 46
Publishers in Novelist's Rooms, :58
Publishers' Trade-Marks, 265
Punch addressing Electors, 244
Punch and the Ignis Fatuus, 110
Punch's Wheel of Fortune, 290
Purchasing a Tricycle. 85
Railway Station on Regatta Morning, 3
Raining Pheasants, 157
Randolph as Puck in Office, 27
Randolph, the Star Comique, 86
Reason for Buying Dry Champagne, 11
Reform Club (The), 263
Remedy for a Sore Throat, 111
Robert's Turtle Banner, 249
Rothschild's Soothing-Syrup, 63
Sacks in the House of Commons, 52
Salisbury and Harcourt on Sherry, 243
Salvation Black Man and Farmer, 220
Scotch Boatman and Teetotal Fisher, 159
Scotch Doctor and Northern Farmer, 287
Scotch Funeral Procession (A), 183
Scotch Hotel-keepers and Tourists, 70
Scotch Professor on Jokes (A), 14
Sea-side Studies, 93, 133
Secretary of Several Companies (A), 298
-Shooting Districts, 141
Shooting the Dog, 117
Small Boy and Stranger at Sea-side, 90
Steward and Sea-sick Passenger, 179
Street-Boy and Tricyclist, 225

Suburban Belle and Stranger, 302
Sultan and the Bui gar Boy, 182
Sweeper-Boy and Fine Days, 118
Tailor and Customer's Leg, 191
Tasting Everything but Water, 95
Titania and Bottom, 99
Tommy brings his Change in

Toffee, 38
Tommy's Feeling after Smoking,
26

Topics ofthe Day,158,180,189, &c.
Tourist and the Gravedigger, 214
Trade-Marks for Publishers, 253
Trade-Marks for Well-known

Firms, 277
Treading the Hay in Scotland, 162
Turkey and Wolff (The), 147
View of the Corn Exchange, 207
Visitor and the Cup of Tea, 278
Wimbledon Whimsicalities, 25
Whose Train is it? 170
"Who's St. Paul?"57
Why Sandy didn't Clean the

Carriage, 145
Wolf, Fox, and other Animals, 22
Yachting, 97

Yankee Millionnaire's Wife's

Portrait, 122
Young Lady and Smoking Car-
riage, 66

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