Punch: Punch (82.1882)

302 PDNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Jclt l, 1882.

TWO NICE OLD LADIES.

(Aie—“ Three Nice Old Ladies.”)

Granny Gr-nv-lle (sings)—

Dowagcr N-rtlic-te (the Grand Old Woman)—

I mdst complain a bit

I SYMPATHISE WITH TOV,

Of that iMPoiniA/r

SUOH AN EXAMPLE TO

Salisbujree !

My Jimmee

0 DEAB. ME !

Lowther, G—

How rude and troublesome your Friend can be !

— ORST, WOLFE, AND CHAPLIN OF MY OWN PARTK.S /

Ssptember. So says the Central News, and this is one of the advan-
tages of journalistic publicity. Mr. Snodgrass, in a truly Christian
spirit, and in order that he may take no one unawares, announces, in
a very loud tone, that he is about to begin, and proceeds to divest
himself of his coat with the utmost deliberation.

Tait a Tete.—The Archbishop of Canterkdry at the headof the
Salvation Army. His Grace—the S. A. is not now graceless—has
headed the subscription to purehase “ The Grecian,” which, at the
time of the Conquest, was a well-conducted theatre, and is now going
hective Machinery wili not be in working order till the end #f to be used for a Booth. Such is conversion !

Key-Notes to th.e European Concert at Constantinople.

Austria.—To keep inumson with Germany. Germany.—To intro-
duce a discord in the score of France. France.—To keep England
out of a major key. _ Fngland.—To force Franee to continue in the
minor. Turkey.—To do everything in slow time, and to take notes
all round without any variations.

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